Leon: That Shirt Looks Great, Merlin.

Leon: That shirt looks great, Merlin.

Merlin: Thanks.

Leon: But I bet it would look even better on Arthur 's floor.

Arthur : Are you hitting on Merlin... for me?

wednesday: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible—

enid: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in her hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]

wednesday: that one. that’s the one i want.

"walker's nothing like percy" then what is this percy jackson behavior from his tiktok account huh

Wendesday: I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me, and if the need arose I would kill someone for you.

Enid: Yeah, uh, no offence. I've watched you garrotte someone over a grape. That doesn't mean much coming from you.

Wednesday: I'd die for you?

Enid: I've read your diary. That also doesn't mean much. Also you should probably see a therapist.

Wednesday: I'd let go of a long-standing grudge for you.

Enid: Awwe!

Merlin: Since when has babysitting Arthur been m-

Merlin: Oh my God, that is my job

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes