What In The Fuck Did I Do To Deserve Being Tortured By The Nastiest Fucking Backache Of The Millenia.

What in the fuck did I do to deserve being tortured by the nastiest fucking backache of the millenia.

it hurts when I breathe too hard.

don't even get me started on sneezing...

I've tried a hot water bottle, a massage gun, a pain relief cream and an ibuprofin.

It has only gotten worse...

The worst parts about being in England:

- people shouting all the time

- lemon squash

- so many German families. Seriously. I came here because I wanted to leave Germany, not to meet other Germans.

- walking on the left side of the pavement

- the many shirtless people who look like lobsters (seriously, how have you not died of skin cancer yet)

The best parts of being in England:

- sainsbury's

- tango soda

- pretty cliffs

- that one really nice older lady that sold cheap yarn and talked about crocheting with me

For those who needed to hear it today

Nowadays, people just don’t know how to go on a normal date.

deadpool & wolverine is one of those films where i thought everyone was joking or exaggerating about the homoeroticism and then i went to the cinema and watched a 2 hour long gay sex metaphor. what the hell was that. we need more of that kind of film in society