More Incorrect Aurora Quotes

more incorrect aurora quotes

Erin (to falst): let’s take turns telling each other secrets about ourselves Erin: I’ll go first Erin: I. HATE. YOU

Alinua: yo, what d’you want to eat? Void Dragon: the souls of the innocent Erin: ...a bagel V.D.: NO! Erin: Erin: two bagels

~more under the cut~

Falst: dude, you wear your pajama pants outside, that way we’re matching! Erin: how about you just do your f/cking laundry?! Falst: AGH!

Erin: we should’ve left you on that streetcorner where you were standing Falst: Falst: but’cha didn’t

Kendal: “Road Work Ahead?” Kendal (sincerely): uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does

Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: bro, you didn’t roll your window down Erin: what- ~ Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: I think they’re closed Erin: yeah me too ~ Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: dude I think we’re at Taco Bell Erin: what, how-?!

Lol hi whats up -Klance Day

*tries to think of witty response but instead starts a 20+ min discussion with myself on the concept of "up"*

anyway hi there

holy crap i just remember that patch 5.55 came out today

this has threatening energy 

c u p c a k e s

yes i made another one! take this quiz to find out if i would let you in my kitchen while i cook <3

Random Things Part 5

Alisaie: Do you think that different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Nora: They do.

Alphinaud: Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Nora: Zenos died of natural causes

Alphinaud: You pushed him out of a 55-story window...

Nora: Gravity is natural

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Alisaie: *pulls out a knife*

Nora: Oh no

Alisaie: *uses the knife to open a box*

Alphinaud: Oh ok

Alisaie: *pulls a sword out of the box*

Nora & Alphinaud: OH NO-

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Alisaie: Oh Twelve! The lights went out

Nora: Don’t worry, I got this

Nora: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Alisaie: What-?

Nora: I swallowed a glowstick

Alphinaud: *on the verge of tears* WhY wOuLd YoU-

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Alisaie: Truth or dare?

Thancred: Dare obviously, I'm not weak

Alisaie: Okay-okay, Thancred I dare you to-–

Nora: I never understand why people think choosing truth is cowardly. In my opinion, truth is the most dangerous thing that ever exist in this world. You can reveal your darkest secrets and it can even involve killing the person so that specific person cannot tell a single soul about your secrets

Alphinaud:

Tataru:

Alisaie:

Alisaie: Thancred, I dare you to clap your hands

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Nora: What scares you the most?

Alphinaud: Needles

Alisaie: Snakes

Y'Shtola: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death

Thancred: Y'Shtola

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Alphinaud: How are you doing Nora?

Nora: I'm not doing too well

Alphinaud: What's the matter?

Nora: I have this headache that comes and goes

Zenos: *walks into the room*

Nora: Oh look there it is again

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Nora: Seems I accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

Nora: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities *shrugs*

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Nora: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Alphinaud: You and me!

Nora: *tearing up* I-

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Alisaie: *Holds up a spork* Alphinaud, what is this?

Alphinaud: A spork...?

Alisaie: Right. Nora, what did you call it?

Nora: ... A fpoon...

Alphinaud: *covers his mouth to muffle his laughter*

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Alphinaud: I'm worried about Nora

Alisaie: What's wrong this time?

Alphinaud: She bought what she called "a painting of a sad girl" and she put it in front of her bed cause she wants to see the painting every time she's awake

Alisaie: ...That's concerning

Alphinaud: The thing is, it's not a painting, it's a mirror

Alisaie:

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Thancred: Somebody forked up.

Thancred: Why can't I say "fork"?

Alphinaud: You're trying to curse. You can't here. Y'Shtola put a spell

Thancred:

Alisaie: I know. This is bull-shirt

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Urianger: Someone hath passed in this living room

Nora: Well

Nora: I guess it's not a living room anymore

Urianger:

Y'Shtola: She's not wrong

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Nora: Am I in trouble?

Y'Shtola: Take a guess

Nora: No?

Y'Shtola: You're right

Nora: *smiles*

Y'Shtola: *looks at Thancred*

Thancred: Am I in trouble?

Y'Shtola: Take a guess

Thancred: No?

Y'Shtola: Take another guess

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Nora: Where were you when this all happened?

Alisaie: Where was I? Hmm... that is a very good question.

Nora: You're not going to tell me.

Alisaie: Nope.

~

Alphinaud: A person I like has to be of the highest standard

Nora: *trips over her own feet, bumps into a lamp post, and apologizes to it*

Alphinaud:

Alphinaud: *blushes*

~

Thancred: You're blushing at Alphinaud again

Nora: Shut up, I'm just allergic to emotions

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Nora: FOUR MONTHS!!!

Alphinaud: What's she talking about?

Y'Shtola: Don't worry about it.

Nora: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!

Y'Shtola: But you looked so happy!

Nora: FAKE! PLANT! FOUR! MONTHS!