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Sans: I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.
Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage
Papyrus: Sans I’m going to throw you out of the window
some incorrect aurora quotes
based on Aurora by Red from overly sarcastic productions
also some of these were made a little while back and based on my first impressions of falst
~anyways~
*being ambushed* Falst: what’s the plan? Erin: PLAN?! Falst: oh gods we’re dead -ALSO- Kendal: don’t worry! I have a plan! Erin: oh thank goodness. what is it? Kendal: don’t die Erin: THAT’S the plan?! Kendal, who was kind of a god and didn’t sleep for like 9 days: it’s a very good plan, don’t mess it up
more under the cut!
Erin: ...and that’s the plan. any questions? Falst: we’ve been here. for FIVE. HOURS.
Falst: are you callin’ me a liar?! Erin: well I ain’t callin’ to a truther!
Kendal: bro, can I get a sip of that water? Falst: it’s not water Kendal: hah! vodka! I like you styl- Falst: it’s vinegar Kendal: I- what Falst: I said it’s vinegar, p/ssy
Kendal: d’you ever wanna talk about your emotion, Alinua? Alinua: no Erin: I do! Kendal: I know, Erin Erin: I’m sad Kendal: I know, Erin
Alinua: would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners, or- Falst: I want to fight a bunch of kindergarteners Alinua: see, that’s not even the whol- Falst: those kids are getting SLAMMED-
Falst, always: A AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kendal: why do we even need coming out day? everyone’s a little gay Erin: oh, well I’m a big gay, and today I’m coming out as the world’s biggest gay
Erin: I’m not gonna conversate with you, I’m not gonna invest time in y- Alinua: I think it’s “converse” Erin: huh? Alinua: just say “talk”
Erin: hey, toss me my keys *CRASH* Erin: what the f/ck? Falst: I thought you said “printer!” Erin: why the f/ck would I say “printer?”
more incorrect aurora quotes
Erin (to falst): let’s take turns telling each other secrets about ourselves Erin: I’ll go first Erin: I. HATE. YOU
Alinua: yo, what d’you want to eat? Void Dragon: the souls of the innocent Erin: ...a bagel V.D.: NO! Erin: Erin: two bagels
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Falst: dude, you wear your pajama pants outside, that way we’re matching! Erin: how about you just do your f/cking laundry?! Falst: AGH!
Erin: we should’ve left you on that streetcorner where you were standing Falst: Falst: but’cha didn’t
Kendal: “Road Work Ahead?” Kendal (sincerely): uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does
Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: bro, you didn’t roll your window down Erin: what- ~ Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: I think they’re closed Erin: yeah me too ~ Erin: is Wendy working today? Kendal: dude I think we’re at Taco Bell Erin: what, how-?!
bnha incorrect quotes
i guess i’m doing this
Deku: why are kacchan and kirishima sitting back to back? Uraraka: they got in a fight Deku: but they're holding hands? Uraraka: kirishima gets sad when they fight *when shoto's siblings didn't know he had a scar for like 2 years because they never see him* Natsuo: bro! Shoto: yo Natsuo: *notices scar* what the f/ck?! Shoto: oh, I didn't tell you, I got a scar Natsuo: o_O Shoto: -_- Natsuo: what do you mean, you just "got a scar-?!?" Fuyumi: *checks Endeavour's pulse* ...he's dead Natsuo: *walks up* Fuyumi: Natsuo: Oh-! *clears throat* Natsuo: ~not the d/ckhead-! what do you want me to say? Bakugou: oi, dunce-face, do you think i can toss this egg into that glass without it breaking? Kaminari: uh, no Bakugou: *chucks the egg at deku's face* Deku: O_o Bakugou: oh, i guess you were right Shinso: I just took a 12 hour nap, but I better take another just in case Deku: Shinso, that's a coma Shinso: sounds festive
been waiting for an opportunity to bring this up...
WoL: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake Alphinaud: You're in a prison cell :) Alisae: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Alphinaud: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 G’Raha: I got a 1! Alphinaud: You're in... a cube-shaped place
the scions reuse the miniatures from msq to play dnd
(To Kaitlyn)
Travis: I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know kung fu...But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.
Yixing: Why did you just take my pillow and throw it across the room?
Baekhyun: Oh no, I've done a bad thing. There should be a way for me to learn a lesson. *bends over*
Yixing: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not going to spank you anymore.
Baekhyun: Whyyyyyyyy?
Yixing: Because you never learn a lesson and continue to misbehave. From the sounds you make I'm starting to believe you enjoy it.