Today, Pyro sees the world as ◼️◼️◼️◼️?!?!?!
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Blus-fire-starter - "MMPH MM MPH MMM!!" - Tumblr Blog
*peppercorn wanders up to the pyro and headbutts their ankle.*
Meow!! Mewo mroow mew meow? Meow mrrp meow meow?
(Hello!! I’ve heard you’re not feeling too happy right now? Would you want to talk about it?)
- @peppercorn-the-therapy-cat
Pyro slowly picked Peppercorn up, holding them gently as they simply stared at the small cat. They did not say anything. After a few minutes, the muffled noise of sobbing could be heard from underneath his mask.
"Hey zhere, Pyro! Heard there was somezhing going on about your wee-one? I am not one for gallivanting in zhe snow, but if it's got a favorite meal: Maybe I can cook somzhing up as a lure?"
~ @chef-from-blu
“… Hm hmm haaa annahm hmm?”
@bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk, @eagle-head-charge, @lord-of-pyroland, @tavish-finnigan-degroot, @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy, @engiehere, @professional-sniper, @medic-and-spy, @meet-the-trapper-tf2, @collector-sniffs-you. ...and @russian-tooth-fairy, because I think you'd care about this.
Hey all! Pauling here.
Your Medic's wandered off by himself in the snow. Can you guys help me look for him? I'd rather he not die of hypothermia while I need you guys fit for work!! Hard to cover much ground by myself. ...Also, can someone please start letting him do an experiment or few on them? Please? I'll give you a bonus! ...And no, Spy, that "bonus" is not time off! Don't even ask, it's not happening.
Thanks everyone!! Not the same without Medic around!! Let me know if you see that creature, by the way, so I can take care of it!!
It’s cold, chopping fire wood in the snow. His baby has left the nest. Oh what a monster it’s grown into. It liked him the most, that’s why it followed him. It could’ve chosen anyone else on the team, but it chose them. And they failed it. They’ll make it up to it. A feast of bodies before Pyro holds them for the last time.
@bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk, @eagle-head-charge, @lord-of-pyroland, @tavish-finnigan-degroot, @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy, @engiehere, @professional-sniper, @medic-and-spy, @meet-the-trapper-tf2, @collector-sniffs-you. ...and @russian-tooth-fairy, because I think you'd care about this.
Hey all! Pauling here.
Your Medic's wandered off by himself in the snow. Can you guys help me look for him? I'd rather he not die of hypothermia while I need you guys fit for work!! Hard to cover much ground by myself. ...Also, can someone please start letting him do an experiment or few on them? Please? I'll give you a bonus! ...And no, Spy, that "bonus" is not time off! Don't even ask, it's not happening.
Thanks everyone!! Not the same without Medic around!! Let me know if you see that creature, by the way, so I can take care of it!!
@blu-scout-the-cooler-scout, @blu-solly-in-da-lobby, @sapphire-dagger, @the-blu-medic
Y'all seen @blus-fire-starter around today? I heard talk of 'em findin' a little one, but I took a gander at their blog and it looks like somethin' happened to it? You doing alright, partner?
“Mm hmm nm hm mhmhm.”
Zo…..Uhm….Ve might have an issue….
Zhis might be out in zhe Base…
@eagle-head-charge @meet-the-trapper-tf2 @collector-sniffs-you @engiehere @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @tavish-finnigan-degroot @medic-and-spy @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @lord-of-pyroland @pauling-in-red @the-red-sniper
“Mm hm hrrr mi bb mm hmmm hm a hmhm hm eeef.”
Zo…..Uhm….Ve might have an issue….
Zhis might be out in zhe Base…
@eagle-head-charge @meet-the-trapper-tf2 @collector-sniffs-you @engiehere @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @tavish-finnigan-degroot @medic-and-spy @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @lord-of-pyroland @pauling-in-red @the-red-sniper
The BLU Pyro is screaming. Hate they hate they should never have trusted rotten RED HATE HATE HATE HE DOESN’T CARE WHAT SHE SAYS THEY’LL BURN THEM DOWN UNTIL ITS ALL GONE UNTIL THEY’RE GONE THERE WILL BE NO LAND FOR THOSE OLD MEN TO FIGHT OVER HATE HATE HE HATES THE MEDIC MOST OF ALL MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY YOU TOOK MY BA
Zo…..Uhm….Ve might have an issue….
Zhis might be out in zhe Base…
@eagle-head-charge @meet-the-trapper-tf2 @collector-sniffs-you @engiehere @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @tavish-finnigan-degroot @medic-and-spy @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @lord-of-pyroland @pauling-in-red @the-red-sniper
“Ghmm hm bb.”
“Mrrdrr, murr nmmm heelp.”
“Oh vhat’s vrong Pyro? You need help or do you vant to help?”
“Mm hhnn hm.”
Hallo Herr Pyro!!
Archimedes told me zhat you needed a babysitter for your baby?
-🕊️
Hallo Herr Pyro!!
Archimedes told me zhat you needed a babysitter for your baby?
-🕊️
“Mrrdrr, murr nmmm heelp.”
“Oh vhat’s vrong Pyro? You need help or do you vant to help?”
“Hmm yyy. Bb hmm um anin.”
“Mrrdrr, murr nmmm heelp.”
“Oh vhat’s vrong Pyro? You need help or do you vant to help?”
*waddles over to pyro and nuzzles against their leg*
Mraaw :3
- @peppercorn-the-therapy-cat
*waddles over to pyro and nuzzles against their leg*
Mraaw :3
- @peppercorn-the-therapy-cat
*waddles over to pyro and nuzzles against their leg*
Mraaw :3
- @peppercorn-the-therapy-cat
And of course during my period of mourning, I am stricken with the worse news.
@pauling-in-red is it true we are moving up North for the winter, in the next day or so?
I might as well let the cat out of the bag.
@eagle-head-charge @the-red-sniper @misha-the-heavy-weapons-guy @engiehere @tavish-finnigan-degroot @lord-of-pyroland @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @meet-the-trapper-tf2 @professional-sniper
And of course….
@blus-fire-starter @blu-solly-in-da-lobby @sapphire-dagger @blu-scout-the-cooler-scout @freakinblurr @aint-on-autopilot @the-blu-medic
“Ah if mm bb. Mm mmm neee dah taa mmm mm. Mm nnm um taa fxx mr hanns.”
“Mrrdrr, murr nmmm heelp.”
“Oh vhat’s vrong Pyro? You need help or do you vant to help?”