Happy Birthday To My Favourite Character! You Make Me Feel So Sad In The Best Possible Way. (Please Go

Happy birthday to my favourite character! You make me feel so sad in the best possible way. (Please go check out this artist btw their work is so pleasing)

Me, deciding to try and buckle down and write a cute little fluff for Albedo because I have just been sitting here all day waiting for the date to change bro I still need to wait 7 hours til his bday and instead somehow ending up working on a yandere? Dorian fic instead?? More likely than you think

Please help me I just wanted wholesome shit instead I'm trying to decide what shade of red sounds most poetic to allude to blood I'm--

insert romantic sigh, y’know the sound

if you really think about it, sleep is like death with benefits. you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation. it’s like being dead without the commitment, an open relationship with death. sleep is deaths free trial.

I saw a TikTok where someone said they hoped death feels like being carried to bed by your parent when you were young and fell asleep in the car / on the couch etc etc & honestly I haven’t been okay since

pants are thirsty feed them piss

just had a dream about albedo so now he's my boyfriend sorry i don't make the rules ┐(￣ー￣)┌

This this thisthisthisthisthi-- why you gotta do me like this Ivy I'm actually in tears hejebdnsidjdn Scara is so very jdjsjdjdjdjdj

[from this post] scaramouche noticed you admiring him in his new open chest kimono, and he couldn't help but tease you (gn reader)

What a headache. Here you are trying to read this book in peace — a guide to Sumeru, crucial for your adventures in this foreign nation — but your eyes keep drifting to your lover’s deep indigo eyes and his porcelain face and his perfectly sculpted chest– oh you did it again…

It's not your fault. It’s natural to be curious about your lover’s change in wardrobe. Yes, that’s it. Maybe he thought that Sumeru’s summers were going to be unbearable for his unique body which was why he brought kimono along. It’s a beautiful design, that’s for sure, but rather than the design…

“Something caught your interest?”

You blink, your body heat slowly rising at the sight of Scaramouche staring at you from across the room. “No, it's nothing."

“Really? You seem distracted.”

“I’m…hungry,” you lie, burying your face in between the pages of the book.

Scaramouche doesn’t say anything else, and you inwardly sigh in relief. Only to stiffen once more at the sound of footsteps approaching you. Focus on the book, focus on the book, focus on—

Scara shoves the book aside — uncaring that it falls on the table; forgotten — and snatches your wrist before pushing you to a corners.

“Kuni—”

He doesn’t say anything, but you’re immediately silenced when you slip and you’re gawking at his chest again. It rumbles with inaudible laughter, and you could only slump further into the corner in a poor attempt to make yourself smaller. A calloused hand latches onto your jaw and directs your attention back to his face.

His eyes — gorgeous indigos you love so much — are gleaming, matching the amused smirk on his pretty lips. He leans closer and you shut your eyes…

Only to feel a tinge of pain on your bottom lip.

Your eyes snap wide open, discombobulated at the event that just occurred. While you stare wide-eyed at Scaramouche, the puppet just smiles innocently before striding away. You watch in awe as he leaves the room, your face growing hotter and hotter as you lean against the wall for support.

Fuck, he’s so hot.

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