"We Need Therapy."

"We need therapy."

"No, we need alcohol."

-comic book salespeople at comic con

The giant hole in that axle is the size of the giant cognitive hole in my brain.

-L

“We have Greek heroes, who are arrogant little bastards.”

-Rock Buddy

Hey guys, I'm not active here go check out @fabric-whore or @feralarsonistschewingsand cuz that's where I'm active :)

"I'm gonna stab you daintily."

-Rock Buddy’s dad

I'm not a communist, I'm a world dictator. Well, in a few years. Wait til I get my driver's license.

-M