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Rock buddy: My mouth is weirdly saliva-y and-

Shoulder demon: K I did NOT need to know that

*SQUEAK* “I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die a terrible death.”

-rock buddy

"I'm gonna stab you daintily."

-Rock Buddy’s dad

“We have Greek heroes, who are arrogant little bastards.”

-Rock Buddy

“Make sure you whack your head against something before you leave.”

-Grump

"We need therapy."

"No, we need alcohol."

-comic book salespeople at comic con

Shoulder demon: You press the button and go zoom’in off into outer space.

Smiley peep: That’s suicide.

S.D: No that’s zoomicide.

I'm not a communist, I'm a world dictator. Well, in a few years. Wait til I get my driver's license.

-M

The giant hole in that axle is the size of the giant cognitive hole in my brain.

-L

C-“Unfortunately, formaldehyde is not a pizza topping.”

T-“It should be.”