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Why I believe that heather was LESBIAN coded (and how she and Leshawna were implied to be a thing)

Her lack of attraction to men

There are very very few times when even the possibility of Heather being attracted to men is apparent. Most of the times when Heather is approached she is shown to be very repulsed. The only time when we see her even slightly attracted to men is in this scene:

This I believe was feigned becuz... honestly just look! Gd... She was in front of a bunch of people and obviously needed to maintain her image of being a heterosexual woman in the mid 2000s. As u can see here, Heather is shown to be truly disgusted BY Justin and is more comfortable expressing that. She’s near Owen, someone who’s already established himself as the “fruitiest” character on the show.

She has no fundamental reason to find Justin unattractive at this point. This was back in season 1, and Justin hadn’t done anything outlandish or offensive. He was seen as universally attractive up till the middle of season 2 so for Heather to show disgust towards the bust of Justin is peculiar.

She sees heterosexual relationships as transactional:

She was so insistent on stopping Lindsay and Tyler from dating simply because they were on separate teams

She tends to see male/female relationships as a means of only getting farther in the game

Her relationship with men:

Most of the men on the show she interacts with are met with anger, hostility and disgust by her and while this isn’t inherent to lesbianism itself it is a result of the harmful yet ever present “man hating lesbian trope”. While Heather wasn’t very warm to any of her female counterparts either there is still a clear and stark difference as seen here:

So what ABOUT season 3:

Ok. In season 3 as we all know, Heather develops a crush on Alejandro yadda yah. But as we are just by looking into the show, NOWHERE was that attraction based on looks. It was status. Yeah, not all genuine attraction has to be based on looks but it seemed more as tho Heather felt the need to BE attracted to Alejandro because of how “worthy of an adversary” he was. This is all indicative of comphet and even moreso because of how egged on the attraction was by everyone in the cast.

“Worthy Adversary”:

Honestly this is bullshit. Leshawna was just as “worthy of an adversary” as Alejandro was and honestly way more because she didn’t HAVE to be manipulative to get people on her side. Sierra was actually an even stronger adversary than Alejandro and even managed to get Alejandro out of the game before Sierra was unfairly kicked off.

“They have a lot of sexual tension”:

*sighs*

Ok then let me raise you this:

Despite bickering and fighting in nearly all their scenes Leshawna and Heather are always seen together somehow

Like they weren’t friends (like at all) but if they hated each other that damn much then why were they always around one another. Nobody FORCED them to be together. They’re just always sitting next to each other or interacting in some way. But of course this is totally heterosexual, right?

Also this:

Like how could she know that? Leshawna left to bathe before Heather and Duncan even finished their challenge, so.......

Heather making it a point to not remember or call anyone on the show by their actual name except for Leshawna somehow even going as far as to correct Lindsay after she called her “Lefonda” this happened in the second episode btw

Always needing to start a fight just for the sake of starting a fight. This is apparent in their altercation in “Brunch of Disgustingness” when they were literally fighting over nothing. It got to the point where even Heather said in the confessional: “Ok, I could’ve probably played that better but Leshawna seriously creases me.”

It only goes to show how that altercation was never about having Bridgette in their alliances but just another excuse for Leshawna and Heather to fight

Also despite Heather always being angered by Leshawna she never ever made an effort to get her eliminated or even get revenge on her. Like it went so far as in season two, after everyone had turned against Leshawna, Heather went out of her way to defend her.

Heather and Leshawna were also originally written to BE friends for camp tv

“They had good buildup/writing”:

Again, Heather and Leshawna had twice as much buildup as Heather and Alejandro so....

Heather and Alejandro’s relationship was the most generically written enemies to lovers hetero relationship ever. Argue wit ur grandma

“There’s no WAY they could’ve written a lesbian relationship in a children’s show in 2007”:

I didn’t think that I even needed to argue how stupid of a point this is but let’s get into it.

Lesbians were not “unheard of” in the mid 2000s. It wasn’t like as if there was this magical force field preventing writers from putting lesbians in kids shows. It was the fear of backlash from parents and the network that prevented it.

Fresh tv has HAD lesbian characters in their shows before

Lesbian coding is a thing specifically because of the reasons I listed above

Many times characters in shows have been written as lesbian and then put with male characters because of this. A very famous example is Velma from scooby do

Ok but what does this prove about Lesheather?

Leshawna:

Leshawna herself is lesbian coded too, it is not as apparent as Heather’s lesbian coding but it’s still there.

Her relationships with men:

Being a fat darkskin black woman she is left in a position where she is either completely derided or fetishized. Either way, she seems to enjoy male attention quite a lot. This can happen regardless of sexuality as we live in a white supremacist patriarchy that brainwashes into believing that the validation of men, especially white men MEANS something.

As a result Leshawna probably felt as though she needed to cling onto as many straws as she got which left her with Harold. Harold as we know, fetishizes Leshawna a LOT, but also makes Leshawna feel good. Something she does not normally feel due to the misogynoir and fatphobia she is often met with by the rest of the cast.

This very much leans towards the reason why Leshawna felt it necessary to link up with Harold before he left the island. This is further supported in the season 1 1hr special when she admitted to feeling emotional about the elimination and thus making hasty discussions

The attraction that Leshawna may have thought she once had completely diminishes once Harold shows strong interest in her (another sign of lesbianism, purr)

She continues to lead Harold on throughout seasons 2 and 3, as a means of finding some kind of security. Harold is her source of validation, but never once do we see them kiss or do anything outside of hugging. There’s a deleted scene in season 3 where they’re cuddling on the beach but Harold seems way more into it than Leshawna, who only seems to care about the validation.

On top of that, Leshawna didn’t even know that Harold was a man until the scene at the dock. Many lesbians tend to go for more feminine looking guys when going thru comphet and this only solidifies that. Especially when Leshawna felt the need to be the more “masculine” figure in the relationship

What about Justin?

Her attraction to Justin seems to be on the same level as Heather’s. Very performative, we only ever see Leshawna display attraction towards Justin when she’s around others like, look at this and tell me that it doesn’t remind you of when YOU forced yourself to scream when u saw a male celebrity to be like your male attracted counterparts:

Alejandro:

Again, Leshawna’s attraction to Alejandro existed on the basis of having someone gas her and make her feel desired. As y’all notice that when Ale’s true colors are shown, all of Leshawna’s attraction towards him disappears and she rebounds to guess who? Harold.

How Heather saw Leshawna:

Before we begin, we need to uncover who Heather is as a character. Heather has a MASSIVE inferiority complex and this stems from her growing up fat and pimply and also having really awful parents. Heather always strives to be the best at EVERYTHING, and is in all her schools clubs, was implied to be taking calculus as a junior in high school and even pushed her younger siblings to a high standard in episode 8 of season 2, when she gives up nothing to them in her will, tells them to earn it themselves and proceeds to call them lazy.

Despite the fact that Heather’s parents truly resent her, Heather still considers her mother her best friend. All this could imply that she works so hard to impress her parents (at least her mother) but to no avail. There is no reason ever for a parent to celebrate their child being gone. After all, THEYRE the ones who raised it. Because of this we can’t blame Heather for why her parents despise her so much. The treatment went so far that they were even written to have given her electroshock therapy as a child.

There is also a contrast in the relationship between her and her parents. Heather is mixed race, her mom is implied to be Japanese and her father is Caucasian. She talked about her mother having voluminous hair and considers her her best friend even wanting to spend a spa day with her during the season. However, all she has to say about her dad is that he’s cheap. So.....

All of this explains her seemingly peculiar fear of sumo wrestlers. They are very fat and very Japanese and of course dealing with internalized racism and fatphobia all that can manifest into this kind of fear.

Ok back to her views of Leshawna...

So, Leshawna is everything that Heather hates about herself. She is a fat woman of color but isn’t ashamed about it. She doesn’t try to be something she’s not like Beth, and doesn’t try to assimilate like Heather. In spite of the obstacles that she deals with she still has a head on her shoulders, doesn’t take bullshit from anybody and still has the love and support of everyone around her.

Heather relies on fear, manipulation and bullying to get what she wants out of life which has lead her into a path of loneliness. She couldn’t find anyone to the school dance as implied in the season 2 special.

She even began to panic when thinking about her old life before she was on T.V. describing it as “cold”.

In the season 1 special, Heather even starts sobbing after she is left alone with Harold reflecting on how everyone hates her and admitting that she is only mean to people due to fear of rejection by those very people.

She also admits to even being threatened by Beth in an aftermath special in season 2

Heather’s insults towards Leshawna and the deeper meaning behind them:

Whenever Heather insults Leshawna they’re always racialized. She picks on her specifically for being a fat black woman but we already know that

She always makes it a point to comment on her butt and while in the 2000s having a big butt was seen as undesirable, total drama sexualized them a lot making it a goal to have as many gratuitous butt shots as possible

With this in mind is it possible to assume that her seeming disgust could possibly be fixation? If this is the case then it would directly parallel with s3 Heather’s need to constantly comment on Alejandro’s appearance and how that was automatically assumed to be some kind of sexual frustration

It being the mid 2000s the comments about her butt left for more plausible deniability and I have no doubt that this was intentional

Heather also needed to always talk about how ghetto and gross her weave was while also making fun of her natural 4c hair. However, in an extended clip from season 2 heather talks about wanting to get a weave

She also appears in the next aftermath alongside Leshawna in a 4c wig so while she hated on Leshawna for looking the way she did naturally, she also tried to emulate her.

It’s clear as day that Heather saw herself as inferior to Leshawna and felt the need to project her insecurities onto her in order to bring her down to her level. After all, Leshawna was the only person in the show that she had any respect for.

Scenes that implied lesheather:

Heather feeling the need to stick up for Leshawna once she is on the chopping block

Heather leaving Leshawna her wig “to remember her by”

Heather and Leshawna appearing on aftermath together which is something that had never happened before ever and never happened again

No cuz they were introduced as “Heather and Leshawna” and not just introduced separately like come on

Also Leshawna since then always referred to them as “we” and not just her separately

In the Celebrity Manhunt special, Leshawna chases Heather after she calls dibs on the front row seat

This:

Them always looking to each other for reassurance you know, thinking as a “unit”

“Just Friends”:

Ok we had many friendships on total drama but what friendship was as close as this?? Like genuine question. Like not even Gwen and Courtney were this close and we all recognize them as queercoded so.... what the fuck is this then???

FINAL POINT: for the longest time lesbians in media and lesbianism has been villanized and painted as a direct threat to patriarchy. As a result many of the villains and antagonists of many TV shows and movies are in fact lesbian coded. This can be seen with Heather and how she was seen as a villain for the longest only until she started to “fall in love” with one of her male counterparts. Once she too ends up experiencing “male attraction” she is “tamed” and made more sympathetic. They also do this with Jo in seasons 4-5 as she is also lesbian coded and is portrayed as the villain. And even worse, she is seen as inseparable from a man as shown by her masculine name, her need to emasculate actual men (just like Heather) and how one of the characters literally perceived her as a man for the entirety of season 4. This type of media portrayal is very intentional and causes many young lesbians to grow up with serious internalized lesbophobia and fear of seeming to mean or predatory. Just something to keep in mind.

hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

what I think shinsou’s search history looks like after izuku tells him about OFA and how shinsou’s quirk helped him meet the vestiges and get his powers under control:

2:24 AM: can your quirk be connected to someone else’s

2:37 AM: are soulmates a real thing

2:39 AM: can you still get a lobotomy if you want one

2:43 AM: what does it mean if a guy cries and smiles at you and tells you how much you’ve done for his personal growth and also the world

2:45 AM: how to tell if a guy likes you back

2:58 AM: diy lobotomy safe

You know, I think this ending would have been slightly less of a fucking disappointment if the heroes hadn't been so unfairly favored by Horikoshi compared to the villains. I mean, seriously

Deku destroys every bone in his body multiple times throughout the story and is warned that if he continues, he'll permanently lose the use of his limbs ? Everything's fine, his body's just got used to being reduced to a bloody pulp somehow so there's no consequences for him. In fact even when he literally loses his arms to Shigaraki, he gets them back two minutes later thanks to Eri because guess what ? Her horn still works even when cut off from her body. How convenient.

Gran Torino gets his ribcage obliterated by Shigaraki ? Don't worry guys, he'll survive that despite his old age and injuries, and this to have no particular role in the plot afterwards.

Bakugo dies heroically trying to buy time before Deku arrives ? Lmao, did you really believe it ?? No of course not, Edgeshot just uses his last-minute Deus Ex Machina to save his life at the cost of his own and- Oops nope he's fine too, my bad !

Hawks murders a criminal fleeing for his life in cold-blood ? The best Hori has to offer is him completely free and in charge of the HSPC.

And no, losing his quirk isn't a real consequence for him because not only it literally played a major part in saving the world with Vestige!Hawks raising an insurrection among AFO's quirks, but also because his quirk has always been the element through which people exploited him.

Endeavor abused his family for years and completely destroyed his eldest son ? No jail time and no media backlash for that, the only blame he received was due to the heroes' failure to stop the League during the Raid Arc.

And don't even get me started on this bs about facing hell or whatever for what he's done : He's literally free and wealthy ; he have Rei, Fuyumi, Shoto, his sidekicks and Hawks on his side ; and all the difficulties he's apparently going to suffer are off-screened.

Deku had to sacrifice OFA and his future hero career to save the world ? Guess what, Bakugo invested all his time and money to make him an Iron-Man suit and now he can still be a hero with everyone else.

There are plenty more examples of this but I think you get the idea. Now let's take a look at the villains' ending :

Toya is now a piece of charcoal kept artificially alive for the few years he has left, unable to move a finger, and whose few minutes a day during which he can stay awake will be spent talking to his father who abused him as a child.

Toga, a literal teenager, killed herself to save Ochako and because she knew it's still better than rotting at Tartarus her whole life.

And not only did she die but she did by bleding to death. Let me repeat for those who have trouble grasping what I've just said : In a manga where the heroes can survive having their heart blown to bits, being impaled Kakyoin-style or smashed against buildings like a fly on a windshield, one of the main antagonists died of a fucking hemorrhage…

As for Shigaraki, after learning that his very birth and all the tragedies of his life have been orchestrated by AFO, after all this development and narrative promises about him being saved in the end... Deku just kills him.

Because despite all his speeches about saving him, it seems like the best he could do was beating him both physically and mentally until he crumbles to dust…

Compress on his side is apparently locked up for life and kept alive by machines too.

A begging Kurogiri tried in a desperate attempt to save Shigaraki, only to be unceremoniously blown up by Bakugo and dying off-screen without anyone giving a shit, including Aizawa and Mic.

And Spinner will now spend the rest of his life struggling with the extra quirks inside him that affect his body and mind, while having to cope with the thought that his boyfriend best friend and companions have either died alone or are locked away for life in horrifying circumstances.

Clearly not the same as with the heroes...

Now don't get me wrong, even if they suffered just as much from the consequences of their actions or the plot as the League, this ending would still be a disaster in terms of writing but AT LEAST it wouldn't reek that much of hypocrisy.

UA Sports Festival Final Round: Yamada Hizashi vs Aizawa Shouta

“If you can’t see me-”

Aizawa heard, right behind him again. Then very quietly;

“- you can’t stop me.”

By @bossycoatrack​, click read more for the full fic.

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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

If Aizawa and Hizashi's house doesn't look like a 24/7 horror show then I don't fucking want it. Aizawa collects so many cat decorations [statues, paintings etc] it feels like you're being watched by a thousand pairs of eyes. Hizashi has music shit all over the place and a whole cabinet dedicated to satanic looking album covers. Shinsou moves in and starts putting up animal skulls and bone jewellery and decorative knives. Somehow this makes Eri's bright ass room with its dozens of dolls and stuffed animals and unicorn sheets 100 times scarier than the rest of the house

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

Chapter 1: Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island

[With the competition over and someone winning the money, the campers are ready to head home, but will they get the opportunity to? The host has one final challenge for all the contestants, forcing them to form their own respective teams and participate in an all-out, no-rule hunt for one million dollars! But wait, what happened to the camera crew?]

[Is that screaming?]

Inspired by Island of the Slaughter by @eavee-ry

“All right, campers. The ultimate million dollar challenge starts… now!” Chris announces with the bang of a cork gun.

As the teens bicker and set off in their own teams in the search of the new and improved cash prize, Chris and Chef sit on the patio of Playa Des Loser watching the contestants on silver screens. Nothing was ever as endlessly entertaining as their [ex] campers fighting for their lives. However 2 hours in, it was starting to really drag.

“They seem like they’re having fun. Too bad, it’s boring.” The host extended his arm for a refill, he’d been cutting back after some… unfortunate tabloid stories about his ‘vices’ had gotten him some flack. But a whole twelve minutes without the help refilling his drink? It was flat out unacceptable. Turning around there didn’t seem to be any interns to yell at anyway, and he was way too comfortable to get up at this point. Still the kids walked circles around each other and it was starting to grate on him how static the angles were, no wide pans, no following shots, no zooms, just the stationary cameras cutting together footage once their proximity sensors picked up movement.

Okay, maybe he didn’t need another drink. He was a mean drunk, and nitpicking every detail about his show was just what the vultures wanted to see in another ‘Chris McLean on set freakout’ video. Instead, he picked up the microphone.

“Okay, this is pathetic, campers! It’s been two hours now and no one has even come close to finding this suitcase! So here’s your first clue. It’s just hangin’ around!”

The voice boomed over a speaker out to the contestants on the island. Or at least the ones close to camp. Wawanakwa was a huge land mass in reality, and when Chris told them to go off and explore they took that to heart.

-

Justin could just make out Chris’ voice above Katie and Sadie’s incessant chatter. He shouldn’t have agreed to team up with them, he should’ve expected this, but they were easy targets. Only, maybe too easy.

“And I had to come in and drag you out!” One of them squealed.

He desperately panned around for some way he could get them off his back.

“It was the first time I had ever seen a urinal!” The other screeched.

Perfect.

“Okay, you know what?! Heh. I really, really have to go to the bathroom. Um, why don’t you two go and wait in the cave so I can have some privacy?”

They seemed impressed by his chivalry. Anything to get them off his back.

-

Courtney was back in her groove, she had Duncan wrapped around her finger, another chance at the money and she was sure it would be hers this time around. Only problem was…

They were lost, hopelessly lost.

In fact, she had never even seen this part of the island before and the cameras were getting sparse as the two walked deeper.

She could almost make out the crackling of a loud speaker going off in the distance, but maybe she was making things up.

-

Heather had been desperate, but Harold? That was the wrong choice. She realized when she first agreed to ally with him. And now, she had a headache.

To be fair, she’s had a headache since she was eliminated. I mean, how many people have lost their hair and $100,000 all at once? Now she had another chance, but as he droned on and on she couldn’t help but wonder.

Is this really worth it?

-

Lindsay and Beth had insisted on staying near camp, probably for the best, it kept them able to hear the announcements and Ezekiel, though he would never admit it, was deathly afraid of the dark and the daylight couldn’t last too much longer.

Chris’ voice boomed from somewhere to his left, a clue. Something about hanging around? Zeke took the chance to look up, dwarfed by the pines above them, and saw it. It was a good bit away from them, but the briefcase was just there.

“Hey, uh, guys?”

Beth turned around to glare at him. “Shh. Give us a little girl time here?” Zeke had really been trying to, they’d barely even acknowledged him. He was glad they’d even let him on their team, but ignoring him was getting old fast.

“But isn’t that-“

She had already gone back to Lindsay. Maybe if he just walked away to get the case they wouldn’t notice. He could be the perfect sleeper win. First out wins the million, what a great storyline!

He walked just off the path into a part of the forest littered with bramble and shrubs. The case wasn’t too high off the ground, maybe 6 or so feet, if he got right under it he could probably jump just enough to grab it. But just as he stepped into position.

Snap

-

Chris could’ve sworn they left the case on the path, somewhere easy to find. The challenge was supposed to be more focused on them fighting, it wasn’t just some juvenile scavenger hunt. He huffed, leaning back in frustration.

Chef was uncharacteristically quiet, he seemed glued to the screens.

“Finally one of those damn interns picked up the camera.” Chef could always read Chris’ mind, truly it was a miracle, “We need to get them more training, this one’s all shaky!”

The camera followed as Ezekiel neared the money, Chris swears he can hear the breathing as the camera moves in. Damn, Chef was right, he would probably just fire the kid once the episode was over. Along with whoever was supposed to be filling his drinks.

This was weird, the case was too low, the tree was too far into the forest, and those shrubs were too thick. But maybe he was overreacting.

“Uhh Chef?” Chris felt it, the pit in his stomach was welling up. “Did you move the money after I finished setting it up?”

Maybe it was the silver glint of something in the bramble.

Snap

-

A scream breaks through the air as he falls over. It’s clear Ezekiel has no idea what’s just happened, as he immediately goes into hysterics.

The camera closes in on him, dropping to where he riles in pain on the forest floor. Zeke, between yelps of pain and shallow forced breaths, opens his eyes to see a camera pointed directly in his face. He visibly stills. Then his eyes slowly track up to somewhere above him.

As he opens his mouth to scream, the cameras across the island go out.

bnha villain izuku au but he isn't actually a villain; he still really loves and idolizes heroes but forcibly adopts the LOV and now they're all having tea with inko as she dresses up toga in a cute dress, puts an egregious amount of lotion on shigaraki and helps him break his habits, gives dabi the best mom hugs he's ever had, calls magne the most beautiful woman she's ever seen (and even helps her transition), slaps down adoption papers for the entire league and gets them all put in therapy

inko single-handedly beats the shit out of AFO and manages to put him in an early grave through the sheer force of being a Mom to a bunch of traumatized kids

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

heathnoah heathnoah heathnoah 😍😍

tbp x pjo au because im clinically insane.

alright!!! welcome to my mind. where i combine my hyperfixations so i have something new to hyperfixate on…this is code for i am not okay.

also if you couldn’t tell the title is a joke, i am not clinically insane but i would like to believe i am!! let’s get right into it!!!

divergence??

while i am not too fond on diverging the canons, i do think it would be silly funny to have percy and the ghost boys coexist. but for the sake of this au, they will not. i love you percy annabeth i love you all i truly do, but now is not your time…😕

the prophecy and shite that revolves around those characters will be properly altered once i get the time to deep dive into the au. because this right here?? this post? oh boy i’m barely scratching the surface. one thing about me is that im always going in full detail with everything, and this is not an exception!!

cabins/parents?

okay cabin time!! now pls be aware this could change a lot and it most likely will. again i have not deep dived yet and once i do some circumstances might force me to change around parents.

starting with finney!! i think, arguably, that he’s a son of hades. may be debatable, considering his demeanor, but with him being able to use the phone in the movie it just makes sense in my head. he’s like a little mini nico awwwww…but seriously. he would have very good contact with the dead and he suites the “child of the big three” role pretty dam well.

next we have robin!! i am kind of in between on this one, but as of right now i’m pretty dead set on nike. i have been swaying between her and nemesis, but i think having robin as the son of the goddess of victory will contribute to the plot i have in mind for this au. so nike it is!! he’s very much a mommas boy (even if his mother is an immortal goddess) and wants nothing more than to satisfy her.

okay this one is pretty much a no brainer. vance is a son of ares. although this may seem stereotypical i think it’s true. he’s kind of a foil of clarisse in a way?? not on the terms of the gender thingy, but with using their anger as a front to their feelings. and don’t worry, vance won’t be a bully. he’s just very…opinionated!! not a bully tho. a friend.

next is bruce!!! this one can be considered a no brainer as well, but he’s a son of apollo. i mean, he is called the golden boy in like every fic ever…totally doesn’t contribute to this decision. at all. also, i feel like he would take the place of will—as in he basically runs the sickbay or whateva. he’s a very good healer and a very good archer. he’s daddy’s favorite as well☺️

BILLY TIME!!! me personally?? billy would be a son of hermes. there’s no true reason why…he just is. he gives off those mischievous vibes that travis and connor stoll have (trust if they existed together they would be friends) and his dad just feels like lin manuel miranda. i love that man. ANYWAYS. he’s definitely played multiple pranks on the ghost boys whenever he gets the time and is always toying w chiron.

and finally (at least for the ghost boys,) we have griffin. now i’m very unsure about him. i don’t want to mischaracterize but ive been thinking athena??? i feel like he would secretly be very smart when it came down to it. he’s more of a strategist tho i feel like. he’s also very snarky and sarcastic and i feel like that could apply to some athena kids. this one seems most likely to change but we’ll see.

EXTRAS!!! if we’re talking non related blake siblings, then gwen is hecate. if we’re talking related, then of course she’d be hades, but i’d have to off her like bianca which is not something i’m fond of doing so…it’ll stay hecate for now.

(technically i wouldn’t HAVE to off her but…im evil like that.)

donna would be aphrodite, easily. she gives such piper ugh

and no i will not be including amy yamada in this au. we’ve only gotten a mention of her in the movie sooo

plot/prophecies?

okay so i have so many ideas for this. i do want to stick to the main prophecy in the pjo series, the great prophecy. a child of the eldest gods shall reach 16 against all odds blah blah blah. i’ll type it out now

a child of the eldest gods

shall reach sixteen against all odds

and see the world in endless sleep

the heroes soul, cursed blade shall reap

a single choice shall end his days

olympus to preserve or raise

yeah that one. i think im going to keep it the same since 1. im unoriginal and 2. i cannot rhyme to save my life. as for how im going to fit that into this au??? let’s discuss

the child of the eldest gods aka percy is gonna be finney. he’s the only child of the big three anyway and since he’s final boy it makes sense.

as for the luke situation. i may or may not make it fit into the gr@bber. let me explain

since luke is one of the older mercenaries at camp, it would make some sort of sense to place albert there. he’s going to be an aged out demigod who chiron keeps around to train the children of the gods since he’d excelled at swordfighting. he’s not immortal (yet ish) but he has no life for him outside of camp so it’s where he stays.

this would also explain why he would have such a vendetta against the gods. their using him to train these new demigods who will eventually go off and die. and they haven’t granted him immortality so he’s basically a pawn that will wither away and eventually be replaced.

so when he’s trying to convince finney to join him, he’ll mention this. and he’ll tell finney that he’ll be the replacement if he doesn’t take his side. because albert saw this demented kind of potential in him from the very beginning.

i hope this is a good explanation…i really do not like the grabber but i have nowhere else to put him

and we can all tell that robins gonna probably replace annabeth, so just to mention, there will be NO “did you love me” line from albert to robin. fucking disgusting.

as well as this, robin and albert won’t have the runaway connection that annabeth and luke did. the reason why robin and albert were so close was because he was basically a second father figure for him when he was away from his real father. albert trained him as well and robin looked up to him.

so yes. in the end, finney will snap albert’s neck in order to save olympus.

okay quick subject change. i’ve come to the conclusion that gwen will just NOT be a demigod. she’s gonna take the place of sally. because obviously finney would not be so desperate to save his shitbag dad as he would gwen.

this is pretty much the farthest i’ve gotten into the plot. which sucks because i would love to add more—but i can’t exactly do that yet.

weapons

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DISCUSS AH AH AH OKAY

i just realized how that sounds. don’t cancel me

okay anyways what weapons would they use??? let’s get into it

finney would use a type of sword called a kopis. it’d be a grayish stygian iron with a leather hilt. he’d swing that around like a baddie. it’d be named θεριστής (theristís) which means reaper. he’s also an avid shield user and has one with engravings of his father on it

^ adding onto him, i think finn would also throw mini daggers. he would be able to catch ppl off guard with that

robin uses a dagger. a poison coated dagger. it’s named τοξικός (toxikós) which is obviously toxic. it has a magical property which enables it to automatically coat itself in poison liquid, the toxicity levels depending on the enemy. the hilt is a forest green and it has a dragon skin sheath.

vance uses an axe, and he gets pretty damn aggressive with the thing. his aim is always on point with it, he can nail a monster from 100 feet away. the one he typically uses is a double bit but he’ll throw any type he gets his hands on.

bruce uses a bow and arrow, obviously. his dad blessed him with impeccable skill (cause he’s the favorite DUH) so no matter where he shoots the arrow will find its way to its target. his bow is definitely like a whiteish gold and the arrows he has in his sheath do all different things. just ask him for any type and he’ll probably have it in there

billy definitely has a spear. he throws that thing like he’s the fucking SHIT. and rightfully so because he is. i may be copying clarisse but maybe make it electrified??? he could call it like αστραπή (astrapí) which means lightning??? that would be cool asf, but im not sure on that

and finally we have griffin!! i think he would also have a dagger, but one with a sick ass ability. he can stretch the blade to make it longer or shorter depending on what he feels like that day. smth with greek magic so im not sure how it would work, but yeah. it would be called τέντωμα (téntoma) which means stretch.

okay that’s all i currently have for this au!!! will 100% be adding onto it in the future. this took so much effort out of me phew

goodbye 2 mutuals!!! hope you enjoyed :)

ranting ab the black phone fandom bc this is bullshit (tw: mentions of pedophilia, rape)

yall r fr telling me people are actually sexualizing the black phone characters/actors????? dont get me wrong mason, brady, miguel and every other person in the cast is undeniably attractive, and its okay to have a celebrity crush, but thats crossing a line yall. miguel is 15, mason is also 15, brady is only 16, (he's not 18, he only put that in the tt he posted so it wouldnt get taken down.) and yall are sexualizing them? what the fuck. these are minors. they are underage and yall r having sexual thoughts ab children????? even if you are a minor yourself, it doesnt excuse you. thats gross, and like i said, celeb crushes are normal as long as you dont cross any lines, and thats one of them. and apparently, people simp over the grabber too??? yes ethan hawke is hot, and the character is played amazingly, but its been implied and confirmed that the grabber molested the boys he kidnapped. hes a pedophile, a kidnapper, a rapist and a serial killer and ya'll r simping for that? no way. this man, grown ass man, kidnapped 14-13 year old boys to take advantage of them, and the whole "naughty boy" thing is meant to be sexual. its meant to drive the grabbers desires, and you, are disgusting if you have feelings for that. im so pissed off because i thought it was common sense not to do this but apparently its not to some people. i love this small group of people in this community because i love this book/movie but this is utter bullshit

ok guys wanna hear my ending for the second black phone movie? yes you do here you go.

close to the end of the movie. big plot already completed and yet finney is awake. he lays in his bed arms crossed over the blankets. he stares up at the ceiling looking older than his 15 years. then without warning or a building of music-because the music has faded to nothing and you only just noticed- he gets up. there’s no noise unless finney makes it. the scuff of him putting on his shoes and grabbing a flashlight. he walks about of his house quick and quiet.

he gets on his bike and while he hops on the screen flashes to bruce, wearing the same clothes and smile he was before the grabber got him, hopping on his own bike. the screen flashes back to finney. he starts biking, the sky dark and we cut to billy, his dog chasing him as he flings papers to darkened houses. back to finney. he finally stops his bike and lets it fall to the grass. he turns and we see where he stopped. the house. the grabbers house. not the one the living boys were kept. but the one where they were buried.

he tries to open the gate but finds it stuck so he goes to kick it open. we flash to vance doing the exact same. back to finney, the gate open. he walks inside and for a moment the framing seems very odd as finney is on the very far right of the screen his arm behind him oddly, with a bunch of open floor space behind him. we cut to the grabber in finneys place dragging griffins body behind him.

back to finney now walking down the basement stairs. he reaches the bottom and pauses, looking at the unearthed graves. then he beelines to one in the corner and we wonder, why that one? does he know who’s it is? he knees down and picks something up, brushing dirt off of it we see it’s a bandana, robins bandana. and again we wonder how did he know it was robins? did he? did the cops tell him? did he see the graves before? the screen cuts to the grabber knelt where finney currently is, shoving a kicking, screaming, fighting- alive, ALIVE- robin into the shallow grave. robin screams and yells and his voice is so loud because we’ve only had finneys very quiet footfalls up until now. robin has the bandana tied around his upper arm, stained with fresh blood. the grabber hits him with a crowbar and he collapses, limp, into the grave. dead or unconscious we can’t tell but either way it’s over as the grabber pushes dirt over him.

we cut back to finney who’s holding the bandana in his hand. he curls it into a fist and clenches his eyes shut. for a moment we think he’s going to cry. but he doesn’t. he opens his eyes and ties the bandana around his wrist and gets up, up the stairs and out of the house.

he crosses the street in the pitch black of what must be around 2 am. no street lights no house lights and certainly no flashlight lest someone see him.

he makes his way into the other house. His house. we see max’s cluttered notes and trash litter the living room as if he is still staying there. finney pays this no mind and walks until he finds the door. he pauses at the top of the stairs. hesitating. scared, perhaps. either way he pushes through and walks down. the basement is just as we left it last movie sans the grabber himself.

though as finney looks to the left we flash to finney strangling the grabber in the hole. cut back to the empty hole. finney drags his fingers along the walls until he stops, fingers finding the numbers griffin carved into the wall. he squats down to read them and we cut to griffin, fingernails bloody and cracked, carving the numbers in. back to finney. he looks over at the window and we see robin throwing everything he has at the window to break it. he fails.

then finney looks at the bed. we see vance fighting the grabber desperately as the grabber slides his hands everywhere and pulls off his belt. vance fades into billy who fades into bruce who fades into griffin who fades into robin who fades in to finney. they all fight the same way. their screams, similar to robins earlier, feel too loud for the theater. they make you uncomfortable. they should. finney looks away from the mattress.

finally, finally, he looks at the phone. the audience sighs in relief as he walks towards it, as he finally does the one thing we’ve wanted since he walked down those stairs. his hand hovers over the phone before picking it up. he frowns as he does and we wonder what? what it is? what’s wrong? he pops the lid of the receiver out and flips it upside down. nothing comes out. we all remember finney stuffing it with dirt and we are as confused as finney. maybe the cops empty it? maybe it fell out at some point? maybe… the cord finney cut last movie is connected as if nothing happened. finney wonders if he’s going crazy. finally he begins to lift the phone to his ear. his hands shake for the first time this whole sequence. he put the phone to his ear and with a voice small and shaking he asks, “hello?” the screen cuts to black. chaos. rioting in the streets. popcorn in thrown people are dying and the screen stays black just long enough to convince everyone it’s over but then, so quiet you almost can’t hear it, “hello?” the credits roll

"i'm so normal about this piece of media" i say, fresh from consuming it for the 5th time this month

tbp fandom i love u guys (sometimes) but dear lord you guys are GOD FUCKING AWFUL at ship names. i had someone a while back tell me that the robin/vance ship is supposed to be called "rance" when rovance is RIGHT THERE. why do we have both brinney and binney at the same time those are fucking IDENTICAL.

what is your FUCKING DEAL with ship names that are just the first few letters of one character's name with the rest of another character's name. why are they all exclusively 5-7 letters. rinney. brinney. vinney. binney. brance. rance. briffin. finbin. bilbin. having just a few of these simpler ship names would be fine and don't get me wrong i Enjoy many of these ship names but COME ON THERE ARE SO MANY AND THEY'RE SO SIMILAR AND REPETITIVE DO YOU GUYS NOT GET BORED OF THIS? CONFUSED?? TIRED??? for a fandom who literally made up the personalities of like 70% of the most frequently obsessed over characters one would think you'd be more creative than this but NOPE

i swear to god if we took this shit to like any other fandom we would be laughed right out of there this is why all the black phone hype died after october and only exists in scraps in the vast lawless limbo of tumblr. this is why we don't have a cinemawins video yet. Embarrassing job everyone do better

vance : i didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb fluffy-haired trans best friends, until i got a dumb fluffy-haired trans best friend myself.

vance : *lifts finney by the collar*

vance : i've only had finney for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him i will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

finney : *smiles sweetly, and waves*

bitches be like: this is my comfort film.

n then it’s literally kids being kidnapped n killed until one of them has ghost powers n kills the guy that killed the others.

it’s me,, i’m bitches.

if i see one more person sexualize these literal children actors in the back phone i might actually lose my mind. for example, i LITERALLY just saw someone say that they want babies with Miguel like literally what the fuck are you talking about??? “but we’re the same age 🥺🥺” i literally don’t give a fuck it’s still weird as shit.

and also hope u guys realize that these cast members are SO active on socials. i 100% promise you that they’re seeing EVERYTHING you post. please be mindful. let’s just support them as actors please. stop being fucking weird. 😚🫶🏻

Sigh, my grabber post got deleted:')

Chat, remember. The grabber/Albert Shaw is a 49 yr old man who likes little boys. Don't romanticize the guy, simp for Ethan Hawke himself, or a different character. He doesn't only play the grabber.

He's not someone who should be praised or anything like that, he is a p3d0 who has done terrible things brah.

Simp for killers all you want, but there's a line when they like kids

Enjoy the rest of your day ❤