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To the 10 people that ship ShinOji (Shinsou x Ojirou) here’s a tiny ship fanfic idea called “How Shinsou and Ojirou Became Friends in a Week”

Day 1:

Ojirou gets asked out by a student in Gen Ed. He’s surprised because usually, he’s the guy who doesn’t get noticed and def does not get asked out, but the other’s confession is so heartfelt and cute that he agrees to go on a date. They exchange numbers and spend the whole afternoon after classes texting and sending cat pictures to each other. Ojirou is happy.

Day 2:

Ojirou is still pretty happy and everyone notices (as there’s a little wag to his tail). He gets a text from his new maybe dating person and they ask if Ojirou wants to eat lunch with them. He agrees and Class A nudges him in a “ooooh you got a dateeee” kind of way. Ojirou is happy but he notices that Shinsou keeps looking at hin throughout lunch. It’s weird but well, Shinsou’s a weird guy right? His day ends with more texting, slight flirting, and cat photos. Lots of cat photos.

Day 3:

Ojirou is still happy and, even though it’s only been three days, he feels confident that this new relationship is going to work. The lunches were nice, the texting is nice, everything is nice and he’s happy with that. However, at the end of the day he gets cornered by a very glare-y Shinsou. At first, Ojirou is wary because well, it’s Shinsou. Of course he’s a bit wary of the guy.

But then Shinsou begins to talk and begins to…warn him? About Ojirou’s new “friend”. Turns out, that student is in Shinsou’s class and they only confessed to Ojirou in hopes of somehow weaseling their way closer to Class A’s “hotties”. Of which Ojirou isn’t.

And well, as much as Ojirou doesn’t want to believe Shinsou, he kind of does believe him. It makes sense that he’s not special enough to warrent something like a confession. And… well… Ojirou’s seen how Shinsou acted during Joint Training. He wouldn’t lie about something like this for petty reasons. So, as wary and disappointed Ojirou is, he believes Shinsou.

Day 4:

After a night of scrolling through past sent text messages, Ojirou can confidently say he’s been played like the world’s worst fiddle. Yup, nothing in the texts seem to scream “I like you!” Cat pictures aside, they’re more of a one sided conversation. So before class Ojirou goes to the student, apologizes and rejects them.

Honestly, he wasn’t expecting the slap and the student to yell at how they never wanted to go out with someone so boring and plain anyway. But well, that’s just that.

What he’s more surprised by is Shinsou, who is lurking behind the corner. He doesn’t say anything, just gestures for Ojirou to follow him and leads him to the nurse so that Ojirou can get ice. It’s sweet in a weird, Shinsou-way.

Class A all tell Ojirou that he’ll find the right person next time and that that “Gen Ed clown had not idea what they were missing out on!” Lunch is eaten with his friends and Ojirou receives no cat pictures at night.

Day 5:

To his surprise, Shinsou is lurking outside the Class A dorm in the morning. When Ojirou sees him, Shinsou merely stares st Ojirou before gesturing for him to follow. They walk in silence up until UA becomes visible then Shinsou asks why Ojirou believed him. And Ojirou tells him, truthfully, that Shinsou never gave him a reason not to believe. Sure, if Shinsou approached him right after the Sports Festival he would’ve been more suspicious. But Ojirou saw Shinsou at Joint Training and well, if Midoriya, Kaminari, and Asui could trust him then Ojirou sees no reason as to why he shouldn’t trust him too. Don’t get him wrong, he doesn’t completely forgive Shinsou yet. But he trusts him.

Shinsou doesn’t say anything as he walks him to the Class A door. When Shinsou does speak, all he says is that he’ll see Ojirou at lunch. Which he does. They share a table together in silence.

Ojirou is beyond confused.

Day 6:

Shinsou is once again outside the dorm in the morning. Like a grumpy stray purple cat. Once again, he follows Ojirou to class and only speaks when they near the school.

“They’re spreading rumors about you. The person you rejected is I mean. I told everyone in my class that it was all a lie but just in case they don’t believe me….”

His voice trails off then but what he doesn’t say finally answers Ojirou’s question of why Shinsou is hanging out with him: it’s the other’s weird way of protecting him from cornering students and possible bullying.

They once again eat lunch together but this time, Ojirou tries a little harder to make conversation. He doesn’t get a lot of responses from Shinsou until he mentions seeing cats near the area he skateboards in on campus.

“You board?”

“Uh…yeah?”

“Cool….I bike.”

Conversation ends once again and Ojirou feels like he understands Shinsou a little bit more.

Day 7:

It’s when Ojirou, at around midday with his skate board in hand, is heading out of the dorms that he bumps into Shinsou. Who is once again waiting outside, very cat-like, with his bike.

“I want to see the cats.” Is all he says.

At this point, Ojirou kind of gets Shinsou. Kind of.

They skate and bike over to where the cats are and Ojirou swears that some of the eyebags on the other’s face disappear as they stare at the cats. And it’s nice, in a weird way. Hanging out with Shinsou is nice.

“Did you do this with them?”

“Hm?”

“The cats. Did you look at the cats with that person you were going out with?”

“We were barely going out,” Ojirou quickly clarifies (for some reason), “just exchanged numbers and sent cat pictures to each other. Though, I should probably delete their number now.”

It’s after he deletes it that something baps at his phone screen. It’s not a cat, it’s Shinsou.

“If you have extra space for a number now, do you wanna add mine?”

Before Ojirou can even process that question, too shocked at being asked to accept Shinsou’s number, Shinsou plucks the still opened phone from his hand and adds his digits.

“There,” he says and, to Ojirou’s surprise, the tips of Shinsou’s ears are red and his cheeks are definitely flushed, “you have it now. So you better send me cat photos.”

Ojirou blinks.

“Y-yeah,” he stutters, “I will,” he promises.

He swears he sees Shinsou smile into his scarf as he agrees.

It’s weird. Shinsou’s weird. But in a weird way, Ojirou also thinks he’s nice.

Canon (but really Fanon) Dadzawa Stans: it's so sweet how Aizawa really cares about Izuku! Sure, he's always threatening to expel him and refuses to actually help him with OFA, but he's always protecting him! Sure, he calls Izuku Problem Child over a rescue operation that wasn't even Izuku's idea in the first place and for having the nerve to try and defend himself against his bully, but it's such a cute nickname! Isn't it great how he's clearly the best father figure for Izuku to have, even though he has something against him and only realizes the error of his ways towards the end of the story while never apologizing to him?

Canon All Might who calls Izuku "Young Midoriya", "my Prince of Nonsense", "my boy", and "Squirt/Kid (depending on the translation), carried him home and scolded him for pushing himself too hard during the Takoba Beach clean up, only wants him to try his best and praises him for helping those around him, and tagged along during the Dark Izuku arc so he could make sure Izuku was getting enough food and rest:

tumblr is sleeping on psych. show where bisexual adhd sherlock holmes solves crimes with his bestie but is EXPLICITLY not a cop because he hates his cop dad so much ??

“me looking at the beautiful strong goddess big titty mommy trans woman-“ okay but are you kind and respectful to trans women you don’t personally find attractive? do you respect the identity of all trans women or just the ones you want to sexualize?

Heathers Candy Store AU

This is another completely random AU that I thought of

An alternate title is The Heathers bribe Veronica with candy AU

In this AU Veronica never meets the Heathers in the bathroom and so she never joins the Heathers and stays a loser

She graduates and goes to a college near Sherwood with Martha and Betty

She moves into an apartment with them and to make rent she starts looking for a job

After a bit of searching she sees that there's a job opening at a store called Heather's Candy Store and she thinks 'why not its a candy store how hard can it be'

It turns out she got the name of the store wrong

Its actually Heathers' Candy Store

If she had saw that then she would never have applied

She shows up one day after she gets called in for an interview

Its a quaint little store in the Sherwood Mall, its not super big but it smells amazing

She goes in and who is at the register but Heather McNamara

Veronica does a double take whenever she sees her and she prays that she doesn't recognize her

She doesn't

She goes up to Mac and explains that she's here for the interview and Mac yells for Heather to come out bc the interviewee is here

At this point Veronica puts two and two together and realizes that the name of the store is not Heather's but Heathers' and that this is the Heathers' store

She debates just bolting but she decides to just go to the interview and then politely decline the job and look somewhere else

While she's waiting she looks around and she sees Duke working behind a glass screen making some kind of candy

At this point she's just more confused that the high school bullies opened up a candy store at the mall instead of like, she doesn't know, getting rich people jobs or just living off their parents wealth

Then the mythic bitch herself, Heather Chandler, walks out of the back room and Veronica's suddenly taken back to high school, doing everything in her power to keep her head down and stay out of the warpath of the color coded cunts and to protect Martha and Betty from their wrath

Internally panicking, she awkwardly shuffles into the back room, wishing the interview was over already

She expects to be relentlessly grilled about her qualifications and what she can bring to their store and laughed out after she gets rejected

Instead Chandler comes to her with a pleasant attitude and smiles and tells her how they would be happy to have her at their store

Veronica is taken aback at the emotional whiplash and she wonders if she entered an alternate timeline where the Heathers are nice

She still initially wants to reject the job offer because she's not fully sure if this is a troll and she doesn't trust them despite their friendly demeanor

But then Chandler tells her about their flexible working schedule, decent pay and free candy with every shift

Veronica takes a moment to think about it and she realizes that this is probably the best deal she's gonna get as a college student seeking part-time work so against her better judgement she agrees to work there

Also the free candy is a good incentive too, she has a big sweet tooth

She goes back to her apartment and tells Martha and Betty about how the fucking Heathers opened a candy store and they are just as shocked as she was

They both think that this is a trap of some sort and she needs to quit but then Veronica tells them about the pay and free candy and they admit that those are good benefits

Martha pulls her aside later and tells her to be careful, the Heathers might try and trick her like they did with her and a fake note from Ram during homecoming last year

Fast forward to her first day of work

She arrives at the store when the mall opens and she gets her uniform which is like one of those classic striped ones

Everyone's is color coded obviously

The way the store is set up is that Mac runs the register bc she has people skills, Duke is the one who actually makes the candy, and Chandler does the administrative stuff plus paperwork and all that other bs

The plan is to teach Veronica both the register and how to make candy in the event that Duke or Mac can't work or need extra help

To say it goes poorly is an understatement

For the register, Veronica has no real idea of what she's doing and theres all these different measurements and prices she has to remember and the store is much busier than expected so she had less time to learn than expected

Mac is constantly having to come over and show her something or fix a mistake she made

They decide to move her over to the making candy part and somehow she does even worse

She mixes up a lot of things and ruins a few batches of different stuff

By the closing she feels super embarrassed that she couldn't do some simple stuff and she's pretty sure she's gonna get fired, especially considering that she screwed up in front of the Heathers

But to her surprise the Heathers apologize to her

They say they should've known that Saturday was gonna be a busy day and not a good day to start her training and they take the blame for her failures

They say they're all gonna come in early tomorrow and teach her right this time

Veronica is just dumbstruck that the motherfucking Heathers actually apologized to someone and just goes uh huh yeah before running off

She goes home and tells Martha and Betty and they're convinced that the Heathers are gonna pull some kind of trick to get their revenge for her messing up

Veronica is not fully convinced, sure the Heathers were mean in High School, well mean is an understatement, they were downright evil, but they were still just teenagers and they have had time to change

Even still she goes into work the next day keeping an eye out for any funny business

She goes in half expecting to see the Heathers just standing there ready to laugh at her

But instead they take the time to teach her everything and point out little tips on how to remember certain things

Mac even took the time to print out a sheet and tape it next to the register with all the prices and instructions on how to ring up different candy

Veronica is the first employee they've had and so they didn't really realize that a new employee would need time to learn the ropes

By the time they open Veronica has a handle on most things and while she still needs a little help here and there she's got a hang of most things

From then on things start to improve

While they work the Heathers talk to her about whatever and she learns a lot about them

She learns that Mac loves animals and has a pet rabbit named Munchkin and that she donates a portion of the profit to the local animal shelter each month

She learns that Duke likes to read classic books but they also bond over their shared love of all things creepy and just plain weird

And while she doesn't see much of Chandler she learns that she is truly dedicated to their business and that she really just wants to make candy that people will enjoy

Every day she comes home with her bag of leftover candy which her and Betty and Martha just consume

Things are looking up that is until she sees something she probably wasn't supposed to

She came in early one day bc she just happened to get to the mall early one day and she sees Mac and Duke making out on the counter

She quickly walks away and prays that they didn't see her, which luckily she didn't

She assumed the Heathers were just allies, they didn't strike her as gay, but she knew they weren't homophobes because they had made some rainbow candy and specifically sold it as pride

In hindsight that and the color coded outfits should have tipped her off but at the time the idea that the Heathers were anything but straight never crossed their mind

***Break bc word count limit is stupid***

If they would have been out at Westerburg they would have been even lower on the totem pole and Veronica and her friends, so the very idea that they were gay was unthinkable

She's a little awkward around them for the rest of the day but she eventually forgets about it and moves on

That is until a few weeks later the same thing happens but this time its Mac and Chandler that are making out

Luckily they don't see her either but Veronica is outraged that Mac is cheating on one of them, she doesn't know which but she's angered on behalf of whichever one

She's really cold to Mac that day, she doesn't respond to her attempts to make conversation, etc.

This really upsets Mac bc she doesn't know what she did or why Veronica is being so cold to her and eventually she starts crying

This pisses off Duke and Chandler and they demand to know whats Veronica's damage

Veronica admits that she saw Duke and Mac kissing one morning and this morning she saw Mac and Chandler kissing and that Mac is cheating on one of them

They all look at her and then they all just start laughing

Veronica is super confused as to why they are laughing at this really serious thing

It takes a few minutes before Duke calms down enough to explain that they're all in a polyamorous relationship which they explain to her is when multiple people are dating each other which the other's consent

Veronica goes ohhhhhhhh and apologizes to Mac which she accepts saying that it was perfectly reasonable, if she didn't know and saw what she say she would act the same way

They decide to tell her the story of their lives and why they decided to open a Candy Store

They assume she went to Westerburg and that's why she was so weary of them in the beginning (Veronica didn't notice they picked up on that) so they made an effort to be nice and welcoming to her to show that they've really changed since high school

They say that they've all been dating since Junior Year, Mac and Chandler since Freshmen, friends for years before that, and that they've always had a dream to open a Candy Store and just make and sell candy all day

Candy makes people happy and its just plain fun to make and in a way it makes them feel better about how they acted in school, they've hurt a lot of people but with their store they can put some good back into the world

Another first but they apologize to her for how they acted in high school, they didn't do anything to her specifically but they know how awful they were, but it was a kill or be killed situation which Veronica understands

She tells them that while she accepts their apology, there's someone else that they really need to apologize to, her friend Martha

The Heather's eyes widen as they remember who Veronica is

They tell her that one day they will apologize to Martha and explain everything, and Veronica says thats good enough for now

Now that the secret's out the Heathers are a lot more affectionate with each other around Veronica and it starts to make her feel a certain way

As a bisexual disaster herself she's always thought the Heathers were attractive, but with how genuine they were with her and how clear it was that they had changed and were remorseful for how they acted back at school she starts to develop feelings for them

As it turns out the Heathers also feel the same

It starts out with light flirting, just jokes that they say they can make now that the secrets out but it slowly turns into something more

Mac was always physically affectionate with everyone, but her touches start to linger and little longer than usual

When her and Duke talk about whatever and she makes Duke laugh and she looks Veronica in the eyes and it lasts just too long to be friendly

And she sees Chandler watch her interact with her gfs with this small smile on her face

Eventually there comes a day where things are really slow and her and Mac are standing at the register just talking and she makes Mac laugh and when she calms down she leans in for a kiss

Veronica, on autopilot bc this pretty girl is kissing her kisses back until her brain wakes up and goes 'VERONICA YOU IDIOT SHE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP' and she pulls away

Neither Duke or Chandler seem mad, they're more annoyed with Mac and they're like 'goddamnit Mac we weren't gonna tell her yet' and Veronica is just so confused

Basically they admit to her that they've liked her for a while now and they were planning to make this whole big surprise involving a crap ton of candy to ask her to join their relationship

Veronica, obviously going to join the relationship is like you guys didn't have to do all of that of course I'm gonna join

They decide to close early that day and just spend the entire day just eating candy and making out

However, Veronica knows they'res one last thing they have to do before she'll fully join

She invites the Heathers over to her apartment to finally make good on their promise to apologize to Martha and Betty for how they acted in high school

They decide to do it over dinner, and its really tense

No one is saying anything, and they're all just waiting for someone else to start talking

Eventually Veronica breaks the ice to tell them that the Heathers have something they would like to say to them and before they can open their mouths Martha launches into a rant about how horribly they treated her and her friends and how they tugged at her heartstrings and just layed into them

Once Martha calms down the Heathers begin to apologize

They say how they know what they did was wrong and that they wish they could take it all back but they can't and that all they can really do is move forward and try to make peace with the past

They also tell her their rationale for opening their store, the same as they told Veronica

They also offer her a pass which would allow her to get as much candy from their store as she pleases for free as a sign of goodwill

Martha stays silent for a moment before saying that she doesn't forgive them and probably never will, but she can't spend the rest of her life hating them and that she would also like to let the past be in the past and move forward

Veronica shows up to work a few days later when she is intercepted by Mac who puts a blindfold around her eyes and walks her towards the store where Chandler and Duke are waiting

The blindfold is removed to reveal that the store has a new sign stating "Heathers' + Veronica's Candy Store"

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