Milk Is Neat Because Its The Only Drink I Can Think Of Where You Desperately Want It Cold And Yet It

milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

My family rented a cabin but some high school friends and Lana Del Rey came too. I wanted to be with my friends but Lana kept dragging them to raves, which I found overstimulating. So I stayed inside with my family and did my best to hide the edibles my friends bought me.

drew a more su-styled ref of era 1 and era 2 diamond authority!

time to release my "Pizzaface is actually a himbo" theory/AU into the world.

not to diminish his crimes or anything but it's uncanny how many of pizza twink's actions can be explained through general lack of forethought, social awareness and common sense, as opposed to evil

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English added by me :)