Botched-necromancy - Tumblr Blog

[rotten hand thrusts blindly out of the dirt] we - [head and shoulders emerge heaving from the soil] - are so - [claws and squirms to free more of my body from the clutches of the grave] - fucking - [staggers to my feet] - back [coughs up a clump of dirt]

TERRIBLE news for fussy and crabby kitty cats. you are going to be kissed. you are going to be loved

Pre-T trans guys don't get respect from ANYONE but I know they are some of us that are fighting the hardest, working on miracles, forging their lives from nothing. 👊 respect respect respect, you deserve it.

Lampshades

I don’t think they understand that experiencing misogyny is not feminizing, it can’t make you a woman or make your experience the experiences of a woman. you can preserve your identity as someone who is not a woman while directly describing the treatment you received as misogynistic.

If a post doesn't apply to you it means the person who made it is excluding you on purpose. If someone makes a broad generalization in a tumblr post it means they know about your individual experiences and they're ignoring you deliberately because they hate you and want to make you mad. So if you see a post that doesn't factor in your personal perspective you should make sure to leave a comment of at least three paragraphs to make sure the op knows how deeply they have hurt you and how serious the matter truly is

PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU WE GOTTA STOP CALLING EVERYTHING "CONTENT" IT'S JUST BUYING INTO THE CORPORATE ETHOS THAT ALL MEDIA IS JUST INTERCHANGEABLE SOYLENT. ART EXISTS AND IT'S IMPORTANT. LIKE READING BOOKS ISN'T JUST PASSIVELY "CONSUMING CONTENT." PLEEEEEEASE.

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

the classic "are you hurt?" but the whumpee is the one saying it. slurring the words through a hoarse throat and numbed lips, their eyes are glazed and their hands are shaking, frantic at the blood soaking the caretaker's shirt and too delirious to realize it's all their own.

Uh Oh! This Butch Lesbian Can Only Conceptualize Being Loved For Being A Submissive Guard Dog

I think tumblr should be able to show you how many people have blocked you. Like not names or anything, just a rough number showing how many people have you on their blocklist. I want to know my hater stats.

Magical whump leaving visible marks:

-aching black lines originating from a magical brand

-visible stinging welts radiating out of an enchanted cuff

-the villain's personal claiming mark reddening and burning when they get closer

i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

Fuuuck yes dude its reading too much into a side character time

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

butch in a househusband kinda way. butch in a guy who wears ugly t-shirts while working on the grill kinda way. butch in the guy who makes really sloppy looking meals that are surprisingly good kinda way. butch in a "currently collecting every piece of merch about an interest you both share" kinda way. butch in a "nah im paying for that." kinda way. butch in a passenger prince kinda way. yeah. yeah i enjoy being butch and the multiple aspects of myself that i find lend themselves to butchness

sex : nice

sex that corrupts you : very nice

sex that corrupts both participants body and mind to make them crave each other more than they do air and slowly twists them into beings that are completely alien from who they were before it started who now exist in symbiosis and can only know ecstasy through each other : I have no punchline please I need this so bad

I’m in the mood to give up control today. I’m so turned on but I don’t want to deal with it myself. I just want to lie back and let someone else decide how I’m gonna cum, from what, how many times, if I even get to cum at all…

Let me hand over my body to you for a little while and when you’re done, give it back to me fucked out and pleasure-ridden so I can finally relax

❌ this is for sapphics - men, minors, terfs can fuck off ❌

i let out a sigh yesterday and my gf started cooing at me like "awww what a big sigh!! what a big sigh puppy whats wrong?? poor puppy!! oh my goodness" i love being a dog