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this might be controversial but I don't think modern day caldre would shoot up their school. I js think they'd be really fucking annoying and regular mentally ill.

Callie and Andrea Headcanons

- Callie always wears lipgloss. Andrea loves how it looks on her but gets frustrated because every time Callie kisses her, it leaves gloss everywhere.

- Andrea is muscular, especially within her thighs and back from doing track. Often times, she’ll just wear shorts and a tank top or sports bra when Callie is around. Callie almost drools every time she sees her.

- Callie bruises easily. Andrea laughs at her when she has to help Callie cover hickeys with concealer.

- Andrea’s hair is long. Like… really long. She rarely ever takes it out of ponytails or braids. When she does, though, Callie is always playing with it, even when they’re at school.

- You will almost never find Andrea in a dress. She mainly wears suits to formal events. One time the track team had a formal celebration at the end of the season, and Andrea brought Callie as her plus one. Her teammates giggled when they saw Callie in a soft red dress and Andrea in a matching button up with dress pants.

- Andrea allows Callie to do her makeup when they have sleepovers. Sometimes she’ll even wear it out of the house. Her mom says she looks like a completely different person.

- Boys often hit on Callie. They’ll become friends with her or have crushes on her but soon realize she’s a bit disturbing.

- They both have really dark senses of humor. They talk about death all the time. It off puts people more than it does in the movie since they’re both girls.

- Callie wears sundresses a lot. When they’re making out, Andrea puts her hands under her dress just to tease her.

- They love sharing clothes, though they have very different styles. Still, some of their clothes align like when Callie wears her band t-shirts and Andrea wears mom jeans.

HEHHH HAND IT OVERRRR

would anyone be interested in genderbent/yuri caldre head canons cuz this lesbian here has so many thoughts rn

how andre and cal are viewed.

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would anyone be interested in genderbent/yuri caldre head canons cuz this lesbian here has so many thoughts rn

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callie and andrea hcs are in the works, will post them after my class is over

people who draw caldre art I LOVE YOU

Practice doodle of Cal gabriel getting shot in war

how it feels knowing everyone thinks i got into kmfdm just because of columbine 💔💔

andre kreigman the man that you are

SCREAM X CALDRE ??

i dont like it but idk i just wanted to draw smth related to Halloween

i’m foaming at the mouth

we as a fandom need to appreciate tandre more often, there is no way that boy doesn't have awkward tanlines

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cal has this nasty like freakish gross fucking stare in pictures I can't describe it. he's cute, but when I draw him I realize more and more how much of a fucking freakazoid alien he is

what stare?

begging him to incest in brown eye contacts.

cal has this nasty like freakish gross fucking stare in pictures I can't describe it. he's cute, but when I draw him I realize more and more how much of a fucking freakazoid alien he is

what stare?

i have never heard anyone talk about the scene where andre and cal are in the car getting ready to go shooting with chris, and andre’s talking to the camera and he goes; “nothing else happened. nothing else happened.”

AND. AND THE SCENE when they’re taking the guns from chris’ house and cal’s talking about wanting to leave and he’s getting anxious and andre says; “hold on, hold on. take a breath. relax. we’re okay, no problems here.”

literally makes me go nuts and i’ve never heard anyone mention these dialogues before

Oh he was a FAGGOT

this was funnier in my head