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Btw, andre kriegman is the one who's singing this song ⬆️
I'm sorry for this one...
BRO I'M ACTUALLY THINKING OF DOING IT BUT IDK
zero day fandom so small i haven't even seen hospital bed fan art
i loveyiu….gonan take u away from all of this…/ref BUT I LOVEEE ALL UR HCS (𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ones…have a choke on m..meee…)
HI, THANK YOU SOSOSOSO MUCH I LOVE YOU (More headcanons in the making! Fluffy caldre headcanons and more nsfw soon ‼️)
Andre punishing cal hcs pls hhggshshssvgs
Andre punishing Cal headcanons!
(REALLY FREAKY)
So, as I said on one of my posts, andre has learned to deal with his anger towards Cal. Instead of directly punching him (which he wants to rlly bad), he instead, does some sort of... "punishes" (of course, sexual. YO IT'S ANDRE AND CAL WHAT ARE YALL EXPECTING)
1. Orgasm control.
This is basically as the title says. Instead of letting Cal peacefully finish, he teases him until the end, not letting him cum but making him feel extremely good. He can just cover his tip with his thumb or just stopping when Cal is getting loud, desperate and starting to tighten around him. Yeah
2. Overstimulation
Well, at least he cums on his one.... As the title says, andre would just go on and on. Even if Cal's crying and squirming in Overstimulation, andre won't stop, he'll keep on going until he himself finishes or if he thinks that's enough. Examples of that are: Andre jerking Cal off when he has just finished (sometimes Andre is still inside of Cal), or simply keep thrusting deep into him when Cal has just finished, abusing his sweet spot.
3. Not giving Cal what he wants.
Cal always had a way of getting what he wants, not only being sexually themed. Andre has known him for a long while, so he knows what things Cal says or does to getting his way, and obviously, he doesn't fall for it. So, Cal wants to give him head? Andre will force him to use his hand and proceed to tease him while he does it. Cal wants Andre to fuck him slow and passionate? Andre will go rough, the fastest as he can as he humiliates Cal in every way. Same goes the other way, Cal wants it fast, rough and humiliating? Andre will go slow, passionate, whispering praises in Cal's ear, taking his time with him. Cal wants to fuck? Andre will tease him and leave him horny on the spot. Not even worrying to making up an excuse.
4. Spanking
yeah, of course this would be here too. Cal laying on his stomach, on top of Andre's thighs, with his pants and boxers on his knees and grabbing the sheets tightly or directly bitting them as Andre spanks him. Andre would make him repeat what he says, would make him say what he did wrong, would make him say that he'll never do that again. He would make him beg and cry to keep going
5. Only fulfilling his own needs.
it's just andre not taking care of Cal's needs, just his own. Accepting when Cal suggest to give him head, using his mouth as he wants and leaving Cal with a massive boner right there, not helping him take care of it. Or simply finishing inside of Cal and that's it, not letting Cal fully finish. Using his hand as he wants to, sometimes not even letting Cal move his hand on his own, Andre putting his over it and moving and guiding Cal's hand as he wants. Treating Cal like some sort of sexual doll or something
6. Making him cum in public.
Yeah. Massaging and teasing him under the table while they're at restaurants or eating with one of the boys families (mostly the kriegman's) until Cal finishes. Fingering him in the bathroom stalls so Cal has to be with a big wet spot on his jeans through out the whole day. Making Cal sit on top of him to touch him everywhere... Yeah
7. Completely tying Cal up.
tying his wrists, his ankles, putting a belt around his neck and tape to his mouth. Cal is known for being squirmy: being tied up, he can't, Cal is known for being loud: having tape on his mouth, he can't fully moan. He usually mixes punishes using this one too, he'll usually do this one (7)+5 together, 7+2...
8. Simply going a lot rougher
He does this one when he doesn't has time to pick, if he's to lazy to do the other options, if he has a headache or if he's just so mad he can't even think straight. The title says it all, going on full roughness and speed until the both of them are done. Cal can't barely think or walk straight when Andre picks this one. He always ends with blood all around his body (cuts and/or bites) and with rlly bad bruises. Andre ends up with also, blood: because of Cal's bites, because of Cal's scratches on his back. This is one of the fastest ways to make andre calm down though
9. Going full without intimacy (SEX) for a week or so.
Yeah. Cal basically begging to be fucked and Andre just running his fingers through Cal's hair, giving him a sweet peck and wishing him good night
10. (and I think last one) TAPING ‼️
Taping Cal's face and body while getting absolutely ruined. Sweat everywhere, Cal's face being neon red, his eyes super teary, his lips slightly swollen and red. His neck bruised, hickeys and "love" bites everywhere, from his neck to down his shoulders. His nipples hard, fully pink, decorated with a bite mark and a hickey on the other one. Down to his stomach, where you can see more bruises and hickeys. To his hips, where you can see Andre's initials freshly carved. To his thighs, where you can see fresh new cuts with the fresh blood decorating them, with a few bite marks too. And looking in between his thighs, you can find the mess he is currently. Andre would film these kind of tapes when he's rlly mad and angry, but he'll re-watch them every single day, even if he's in the brightest mood ever.
I'm really sorry if here's any typo or mistake in here, I'm rlly sleepy and (I think it shows) English isn't my first language 😭🙏. Yall at this point I think I should start writing full ass fanfics bro, I'm getting wilder and wilder on these posts
Yall, can someone tell me where the fuck Cal's mind was in the pipe bomb scene? Bro I think is so funny that bro isn't even there😭 he's looking at everything and everywhere, even Andre has to help him get his fucking words out.......... he's so cute I can't
any caldre fluff hcs for when one of them is sick?
SICK CALDRE HEADCANONS!
I hope these are good enough!
-Cal
So, Cal gets sick pretty easily. He's the kind of person to always be sick, but never something that serious. He always catches stupid colds here and there, winter is truly hell for him. He has the worst immune system, due to the lack of real nutrients in his body (he basically just eats chicken tenders bro tf). So, Andre is used to it.
- Andre everytime Cal doesn't go to school, he comes to his house afterwards to basically check on him.
- He cleans Cal's room and does his laundry. Of course he makes Cal REAL food that most of the time, Cal absolutely hates, but he's forced to eat it anyways.
- He very rarely gives Cal any sort of pill, because he freaks out everytime Cal is in contact with those. But he gives him painkillers sometimes, when he's sick sick
- Cal is a lot more clingy than usual when he's sick. Andre wishes he could say he hates it, but he truly doesn't. He loves having Cal laying on top of him or holding him, running his fingers through Cal's hair or caressing his back, giving him pecks on his forehead and shoulders. Even if andre is in the furthest spot on the house, Cal would crawl to his arms, saying something like: "my head hurts.." or "my throat is sore..".
- Andre is initially very bratty about kissing Cal while he's sick, but he can't resist. By the end of the day, their lips are glued together. Andre hardly ever catches anything Cal has, so it's okay. He doesn't really care though, he just acts like he does
- The only time Andre really freaks out is when Cal starts gagging out of nowhere. He runs to the kitchen to bring a bowl or whatever he can find, he desperately looks for a plastic bag in Cal's room or directly grabbing Cal's hair and yanking him to the bathroom. He freaks out because, if Cal pukes, he's vomiting all of the real food andre gave him, leaving him with nothing inside, which means he won't get better any soon. But when Cal has to puke, of course Andre is gently grabbing his hair, giving him a glass of water afterwards and even brushing Cal's teeth.
- Andre basically stays in Cal's house until Cal is better. At this point, Andre takes more care of him than his own mom 😭
- Andre brings stupid little things Cal's been wanting to make him feel better/happier. A dumb little pocket knife Cal has mentioned before? Andre buys it and brings it to Cal when he's sick. Some of Andre's lighters that Cal said that he really liked? Andre gives them to Cal. Anything to make him feel better
- Andre doesn't smoke or drink when Cal is sick. He knows full well that Cal doesn't care and can't even smell it, but he feels bad when he does it. Like he is doing something wrong.
- Cal's siblings get really jealous. Frederick (I think that's Cal's younger brother's name, correct me if I'm wrong 🙏) gets jealous because he really likes Andre, and when Andre stays at the Gabriel's because Cal is sick, he basically doesn't get out of Cal's room. And when Frederick wants to go inside of Cal's room to spend time with his best bro (andre), his mom won't let him or Cal will kick him out of the room. Cassie (Cal's younger sister) on the other hand, gets jealous because she HATES andre with all her guts. When Andre's is staying at the Gabriel's because of Cal's sickness, she can't spend time with her sweet dear brother (by spending time I mean Cassie putting makeup on Cal's face and giving him all sort of hairstyles). So when she tries to get inside Cal's room, her mom won't let her or Cal, of course, will kick her out.
-Andre
So... When Andre gets sick, contrary to Cal, it's serious (haha zero day haha). He doesn't catch stupid colds or just a slightly headache, he only catches the WORST stomach aches and he has the WORST migraines. Cal is terrified every time that happens, because he doesn't really know how to act or what to do, so he really tries his best.
-Cal usually imitates what Andre does for him when he's sick when Andre's sick. Well, at least he tries
- When Andre can't go to school because he's sick, Cal always doesn't go either. He fully stays in Andre's room until he's better
- Cal always makes sure that the room is as darkest and quieter as possible
- contrary to Andre, Cal brings all the pills Andre has in his house. He doesn't know which one does what, so he just brings all of them.
-Cal is always running his fingers through Andre's hair, trying to soothe his migraines. Same goes when Andre has a rlly bad stomach ache, Cal would unconsciously start giving him belly rubs.
- By the way, when a stomach ache is the case, Andre is really freaked out, because some of them are contagious. So, if Cal is already dying with a dumb little cold he catched because of the temperature change, imagine if he catched the kind of things andre catches.
- Following by this, Andre doesn't really let Cal kiss him when he's sick. Even if he has only a migraine. He doesn't like having to kiss someone while sick, so he would just basically order Cal to not kiss him on the mouth. Cal would end up kissing the top of Andre's head gently and his neck.
- so, Cal doesn't know ANYTHING about cooking, so, he would just bring the food that Andre's mom made to Andre's room.
- Mel would sometimes be kicked out of Andre's room. When Andre has migraines, it pisses him off hearing the constant noise of Mel's collar and watching/feeling her running around his room or getting inside of things where she shouldn't (his drawers, for example). She also steps on Andre's stomach when Andre has stomach aches, so yeah. Cal would sometimes just get her collar of off her and letting her walk around Andre's room, or, just kicking her out
- Of course, andre is a lot more bossy and pissy when he's sick. Cal doesn't really care though
- Cal is basically like a doll when Andre's sick. Letting him hug him and cuddle with him whenever Andre wants and in whatever position Andre wants, it doesn't matter if it's uncomfortable. Cal is too worried abt Andre to think about being comfortable. But they usually cuddle in the big spoon/little spoon position (Cal being the little spoon) and Andre laying on top of Cal.
- Cal tries to stay as quiet as possible or talk as softly as he can (YOU KNOW WHEN IN THE MOVIE, HE SAYS THIS TO MEL: "don't tell dad, okay"? SO THAT'S HOW HE TALKS TO ANDRE WHEN HE'S SICK 😭) because he knows, most of the time Andre's head hurts more only by hearing noises (fucking migraines). He doesn't even try to make Andre laugh, that would be worse, because when Andre is sick it basically hurts to laugh
- All of their day is basically Andre laying on top of Cal. Cal with his legs wrapped around Andre, running his fingers through his hair and giving him gentle pecks on his forehead and the top of his head. When Andre has a stomach ache, just add "watching a random movie" to what I said before
I nut a little out of excitement when u post
I LOVE YOU ANON AHAHAH, THANK U SOSOSO MUCH 🙏🙏🙏🙏
The entirety of this song is andre. It's crazy how much it reminds me of him
WOOF WOOF BARK BARK THIS IS AWESOME 😍😍😍😍😍
that damn jcpenney shirt.
These caldre fanfics on ao3 are my favourite. They are so fucking good bruh 😭
FUCK YEEES. EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO SMOOTH I INSTANTLY THINK OF THEM TWO. AAAAAA
if cal and andre were cultured they would fw santana ... smooth would be a good one. but if they were REALLY cultured they'd fw maria maria just bc of the guitar lick
( i might be a little bit projecting bc i saw carlos at carnegie hall ( long story ) )
you cannot convince me that cal wouldn’t be extremely insufferable abt music, like he would absolutely h88888 tiktok n be the worst gatekeeper ever. If he ever saw someone wearing a shirt of a band he likes he would ask them to name 3 songs
excuse the shit photos, but can we talk about the difference between their crosses? cal’s cross is truly a memorial; it has peace signs, messages saying “we will miss you,” and more. then you look at andre’s and immediately see a big fuck you scrawled across the front. it says “stop the madness” and something along the lines of “may god have mercy on you because we wouldn’t” (paraphrased, the footage is blurry).
the difference in their peers attitudes towards them extends even into death. cal is likeable. he’s in the band, and he has quite a few friends. andre is different. he’s off putting and angry, and he only has cal. we talk so much about how similar they are and how their day to day lives drove them to zero day. while that is all true, we have to also talk about how they dealt with life. they acted how people wanted them too. they viewed cal as peaceful, so he pretended he was. they viewed andre as violent, and he placed himself so quickly into that role.
cal’s little siblings not understanding the scars and marks on his arms. he lies and tells them they’re from mel, that they play fight all the time. of course, they believe him. they’re young, and cal’s their older brother so why would he lie?
one afternoon after cal and andre babysit cal’s siblings, his sister comes running into the house to show their mom that she “matches” cal. mel had given her a tiny little scratch on her arm. she was so excited that they were able to share that experience, even if it was a lie.
Cal and Andre: Twin Flames.
A look into the use of fire in Zero Day.
Fire is a very important symbol within Zero Day, especially towards the end. Two major points that involve fire are the burning of Cal and Andre’s belongings and the burning of their crosses. While these scenes utilize the same symbol, they are exponentially different.
The scene in which Cal and Andre burn their belongings a couple days before Zero Day represents a melting of two souls into one, a merging of two people who are about to secure their places in history together. The boys stand next to each other, acknowledging that they will no longer be known as Cal or Andre but instead as Cal and Andre. This fire is a symbol of birth, of the creation of a new idea and being.
The scene in which Cal and Andre’s crosses are burned are represents a separation, a divorce of sorts. The monuments that constitute the boys’ lives are yards apart from one another. Instead of dying together on the floor of the school, blood and brains mixing together, someone else has taken their deaths, even if figuratively, into their own hands. This fire is a symbol of death, of the destruction of something great and dangerous.
an angel dies every time someone says andre and cal were n4zis!!!