Hey Man! Do You Want To Lay On My Chest While I Tell You Lame Dad Jokes That I Learned On Pinterest?

Hey man! Do you want to lay on my chest while i tell you lame dad jokes that i learned on Pinterest?

Who wants to lay on my chest and fall asleep with me while i play with their hair

I keep seeing that one “the closet is an awful place to die” and the “it doesn’t matter how long you’ve buried it, dig it up” photos that are on pinterest and they’ve been the only things i can think about recently

fuck you Netflix I'm so sick of your shit!! you took Julie and The Phantoms, then First Kill, now Dead Boy Detectives??!! stop taking my gay supernatural shows

Who wants to watch sad movies and cuddle all weekend

I think one of the things i’m most worried about when it comes to T is bottom growth. Not in a negative way, just in a ‘I don’t understand much about anything involving it cuz i’ve never seen anyone talk about it in a non-negative way’ way. If that makes sense