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If anything is written wrong im sorry, english is not my native language 💀

silly headcanons about valéria garza

Valéria, every time you passed by she would make a point of slapping your ass or simply squeezing you.

Valéria that probably collects ancient weapons as relics

Valéria probably has a crush on blondes, she only watched Barbie because of Margot Robbie but at the same time she has a BIG crush on Sofia Vergara

Valéria who yell like a Mexican mother with her men, pulling their ears or threatening them with a slipper (it's a 9mm glock) when they do something wrong

Valéria who probably watches chaves currently (reminds her of her childhood)

Valéria is a GENIUS in exact sciences, she is the type of person who can calculate something in minutes and HATES human sciences with a passion, she hates writing.

Valéria who loves spicy food (a bit stereotypical I know) loves eating spicy snacks, any spicy food, you'll be eating something with her and you see her adding more pepper and she's like ''that's not spicy enough.'' and it probably is. jars of the best peppers in the world.

Valéria who doesn't like Taylor Swift simply because she thinks she's a stupid blonde and only knows to sing about exs (she listens to Bad Blood sometimes)

Valéria gathers her men for a night of drinking and tells them about stories she experienced in the cartel while drinking and smoking

Valéria who doesn't accept ANY gifts from other men, he could even be her right-hand man, she will never accept them.

Valeria who kicks other people in the back of the knee and thinks it's funny when they fall

MASTERLIST

(i will add more things later)

It's funny how some people portray Valeria in Alejandro fanfics as villain who steals alejandro from you when she would actually steal you from alejandro

okay Tomorrow I was on the supermarket and I saw a like 3 year old little girl with her mom. And her mom was like IDENTICAL to Valeria (the only thing that was different was the hair) and the best that the little girl was all dolly with the bow on her hair, the dress and the little golden jewerely and her mom were wearing all black and full of tattos😭😭

When I was reading the beginning I thought you were talking about Valéria's actress, but then I realized it was someone else

this woman should be......ooof 👀

but the headcanon that valeria dresses her daughter like a doll because after all she is. ♡