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don’t answer this if you answer this valeria Garza will appear in your room tonight
God hear you 🙏
Even if Valeria is not Brazilian I see herself being a fan of Rita Lee, is a very cool Brazilian singer (she died some months ago, but she still being a huge legend I think everyone should her to her musics💗)
As a Brazilian, when I saw the news that Rita had died I was shocked because I didn't know she was sick.
maybe Valéria hear her songs (she probably met her through music Erva venenosa)
like two days ago, I was reading a Valeria fanfic some minutes before sleeping. And exist a meme of the Chinese lady called Jiafei, and these days the jiafei girl made a video saying that she’s a real person because some people thought she was a Ai. I was thinking so much about this video while reading the fanfic that I just dreamed that jiafei and Valeria were not dating but going on dates 😭😭 when I woke up I was like ??
LMAO I already dreamed about her racing a crocodile (?)
okay Tomorrow I was on the supermarket and I saw a like 3 year old little girl with her mom. And her mom was like IDENTICAL to Valeria (the only thing that was different was the hair) and the best that the little girl was all dolly with the bow on her hair, the dress and the little golden jewerely and her mom were wearing all black and full of tattos😭😭
When I was reading the beginning I thought you were talking about Valéria's actress, but then I realized it was someone else
this woman should be......ooof 👀
but the headcanon that valeria dresses her daughter like a doll because after all she is. ♡
I'm writing two requests that they sent me, maybe I'll finish them by the end of the day
Valéria who believes in equal rights
Valéria, if you hit her ass, she would hit yours twice as hard
Valéria, if you pulled her hair, she would pull yours back harder
Valéria that if you call her by her full name, she would also call you by yours
Valéria if you pushed her, she would push you back
Valéria, if you scratched her during sex, she would also leave marks from her claws on you (on your hips precisely.)
She just believes that she deserves equal rights, after all, what goes around comes around. ♡
I think about teenager! Valeria everyday. Especially about her appearance, I always think about how her features were in that time.
about her personality, her family, friends, relationship
Me too!
I especially think about her appearance and personality.
I believe she was a girl with a strong personality and indescribable beauty, many boys and girls liked her but we know that she only made exceptions for the girls only
on the family side I imagine she has two older brothers, both lieutenants in the army, on the friends side maybe she has a group of friends and maybe some boys included.
NOW ABOUT RELATIONSHIP!!!!
She has a soft spot for strong women and at the same time for cute women, I really imagine her falling in love with her mother's Christian friend's daughter or the new girl at school who, coincidence , is the daughter of the local cook.
imagine them meeting again when your cook mother prepares a collective lunch and the soldiers take the opportunity to eat outside the barracks, and the two of you stop each other again, she's still pretty but she's stronger and has short hair.
She also can't help but observe the woman you've become, the cook's daughter who kept talking to the walls.
Maybe this will even lead to a fic? maybe I do not know
silly headcanons about valéria garza

Valéria, every time you passed by she would make a point of slapping your ass or simply squeezing you.
Valéria that probably collects ancient weapons as relics
Valéria probably has a crush on blondes, she only watched Barbie because of Margot Robbie but at the same time she has a BIG crush on Sofia Vergara
Valéria who yell like a Mexican mother with her men, pulling their ears or threatening them with a slipper (it's a 9mm glock) when they do something wrong
Valéria who probably watches chaves currently (reminds her of her childhood)
Valéria is a GENIUS in exact sciences, she is the type of person who can calculate something in minutes and HATES human sciences with a passion, she hates writing.
Valéria who loves spicy food (a bit stereotypical I know) loves eating spicy snacks, any spicy food, you'll be eating something with her and you see her adding more pepper and she's like ''that's not spicy enough.'' and it probably is. jars of the best peppers in the world.
Valéria who doesn't like Taylor Swift simply because she thinks she's a stupid blonde and only knows to sing about exs (she listens to Bad Blood sometimes)
Valéria gathers her men for a night of drinking and tells them about stories she experienced in the cartel while drinking and smoking
Valéria who doesn't accept ANY gifts from other men, he could even be her right-hand man, she will never accept them.
Valeria who kicks other people in the back of the knee and thinks it's funny when they fall
prt.2 of Valeria x femme fatale: maybe reader was downstairs cooking breakfast the whole time after deciding she wants to stay w Vale instead of leaving? 😭 I can't leave ol' girl alone like that
alternative ending of Valéria x Femme Fatale!reader.
i have this on my drafts for weeks lol

After a wedding night, Valeria found herself asleep on the satin sheets, the sleep didn't last long because she missed the heat of your body.
She lets out a loud groan as she runs her hand over her side of the bed but she can't find it, upon feeling the coldness of her pillow she gets up abruptly while putting on her slippers to check the room.
She looks around the bathroom, closet and balcony and doesn't find you, despair begins to enter her body as she begins to descend the stairs but despair disappears when she smells the sweet smell of pancakes and sees your figure in the kitchen.
She lets out a sigh of relief and frowns slightly as she approaches your figure, wrapping his arms around your waist while resting his head in the crook of your neck.
"you scared me, mami." She grumbles with slight annoyance as she watches you flip the pancakes.
You let out a loud laugh as you lean into your wife's warm chest. "You're not going to get rid of me that easily, Ria."
she rolls her eyes playfully as she moves away from you and leans against the wooden table, she observes your sensual figure in a pink satin robe, which highlighted your curves and femininity.
She watches you put the pancakes on a plate for her to eat, you signal for her to sit down and eat, incredible as it seems she obeys.
As she devoured the pancakes, you leaned on the counter, watching her closely.
As much as Valeria was the feared el sin nombré with you was totally different, she showed such a vulnerable side that she had never shown to anyone.
And she also can't help but notice that she has allowed you to come into her life so easily.
''I have to take care of some problems, I'll be back later'' She said as she got up and put the plate in the sink, as she walked through the door she gave you hip a light squeeze.
you just let out a sigh as you watched her leave. '''Don't come back late.'' you shouted as she walked downstairs.
she just stopped walking and looked you in the eyes. ''I'll try my best.'' she mutters as she heads to the basement with her men.
valeria aftercare headcanons?😶😶😶
SS DOEWDOIQEDANDLKAJDSNOADBOI….. let's go
she would probably give you the best massage of your life (I have a personal headcanon that she would be incredible with her hands)
she would probably kiss your back and lips affectionately
She would also take a bubble bath and do her skincare with you AND would definitely make you eat something before going to bed, she doesn't allow you to go to sleep on an empty stomach.
Now let’s think:
valeria, as a powerful women, drug cartel leader.
she would go to party’s, get drunk, smoke a lot, use drugs. She had a lot of seductive woman on her bed, to use their body while them use her money.
for some time she would think that was the true happiness, that she was happy this way.
until she found a girl, when she meet her for the first time she didn’t feel lust or desire, just love. After a few years they would start dating
before sleeping; they would take hot showers, eat a bunch of delicious, lay on the cold room while they watch movies and cuddle, Valeria would even try doing skin care with her love.
they lay on pure happiness and peace together. Valeria realized, she found the true happiness and she couldn’t feel better
She would definitely hold her rosary thanking God for putting you in her life.
masterlist
VALERIA GARZA (call of dutty)

valeria dating a female fatale 1 & 2 (alternative ending)
valeria dating a buchifresa
valeria with a 9 old daugher 1 & 2
HEADCANONS
fast and furious
aftercare
silly
teenager!valeria
equal rights
valeria would have a child?
mom! valeria
valeria having a young girlfriend and pilates princess
Do ya write for cod bae?
kinda im a little rusty 😂 what do you have in mind
sooo are yall gonna make more valeria garza twt links or do i have to?
twitter links for my girlfriends ˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
warnings.. porn :p

valeria garza (cod) ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི
number one number two number three number four
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abby anderson (tlou 2) ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི
number one number two number three (abs the one getting ate me thinks 🤥) number four
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ellie williams (tlou 2) ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི
number one number two numbers three number four
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sevika (arcane) ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི
number one number two number three number four
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mizu (bes) ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི
number one number two number three number four
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𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ bonus !! 𓍢ִ໋🍓͙͛ ๋࣭ .ᐟ₊˚ ・₊✧
caitvi!! ♱
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my gf marlene!! ♱
one , two

COD P☆RN LINKS PT2 SINCE I FORGOT VAL AND ALE.
Alejandro: Sending you a video of him jerking in the park. Mirror jerking <3 Riding him after a long mission with the boys. Ale being so horny he sends you a video just so you come over to his barracks <3 When teasing Ale makes him throat fuck you. Hairy dick just for you ❤ Recording for the team. Sucking it after leaving him pent up for hours Valeria: Eating her out so good she squirms. Fucking her right on her desk, in her office. Impaling her on your big, fat dick <3 Fingering so good <3 Iceplay and blind folding. she wore the new panties u bought her <3 Sex so good she screams. Thigh fuck.
i feel so bad but i probably should’ve said i’m super gay for valeria on the last ask😔 is it too late to request girl on girl stuff to feed my unhealthy obsession? 🫠 but ugh you answer so quickly i found my new favorite page 100%.
OOOH SO WLW? OFC BB ANYTIME <3 ALSOOO ILYSM FOR THAT LAST PART I'M SOBBING ❤❤❤❤❤💋💋💋💋💋 *Smooches u passionately*
*i feel so ashamed i didn't realize u wanted girl on girl 😩😭*