Braindeadbuthere - :(

braindeadbuthere

5 months ago

I just put eight yorkshire puddings in my gob

This is the life

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im too english like i shouldnt be white i should be red blue and white like the union jack UHNGLAND i acc no nothing about footy i just randomly yell uhngland why do i even post stuff? attention probably except im not getting it gimme love acc no adore me i wanna get drunk and throwup on people i dont like nd blame it on the alchohl i found out theres this music thats meant to get u high so can u guess what im gonna be listening to for the nect six hours idk if im crushing on someone or i just want a human friend like i wanna spend time with them and i want them to like me but i dont wanna bang them helpppp gay tumblr helppppppp cause idk

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braindeadbuthere

5 months ago

FR like i'll just be over here speaking the ancient languages while tryin to pronounce smth from one of those novels

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i swear that i adopted a demon by tryin to read rebecca aloud that demon is called Xandiaphobia cause i'm scared of the wattpad xanders dont ask me about why i know of these people my childhood drove me to a03 that and the gay mainly the gay im probably gay or im disowning any part of me that wants to fuck ryan renoylds or asexual why should i know im gonna go boil water so i can offer to give a glass of water to my sister then be like ha bitch it's hot unlike u probs shouldnt say that cause we twins but i pull it off better suck on that shucks to be related to the such awesomness that is me i would say peace but i dont mean it so stay gay tumblr stay gay

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braindeadbuthere

5 months ago

I don't know what I was on while writing this but suck it cause this is the single most bat-shited thing that i have ever written and shared with the public. Be honoured scum.

What did my arms do before they held you?

Sylvia Plath

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i'm probably on something now too im acc not but i need an excuse for me i cant be bothere to change my pfp because that means the purple pea goes bye bye thanks hermione suck my balls peasant now i have to go contemplate wether duck is god or duck is lord either way fuck me in a jacuzzi while five feet apart cuz no homo someday my tags will be used to get me sent to an insane asylum pout all you want i won't suck your toes neville do my tags get added to the algorithum? If so then yippe kye yay motherfuckers

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braindeadbuthere

5 months ago

why tf can't people come with a snooze button

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talking about you samantha you absolute donkeys arse i would except a mute button i have been in the bath for two hours and my skin is so shrivlled theirs bleach and i kinda wanna drink it bleach my soul and all that i wanna martini i want pineapple pineapple r life suck on that schwester i look like a dehydrated minion i gtg stand under fake rain to purge myself of dead cells and make my mane look shiny

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braindeadbuthere

5 months ago

MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST KILLED MYSELF PUT A GUN AGAINST MY HEAD PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW I'M DED MAMA LIFE HAS JUST BEGAN BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND JUMPED IN A LAKE MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You know life is going very well when you rewrite some lyrics (very crappily) to be suicidal You can't change my mind that you read the words dead and ded different and ded is totes supreme chimmy changa wtf i just spell based on how i heaf it captain holt is an icon kurt cobain is an icon i'm deffs an icon NOT lol fooled ya fuckers seriously nothing about me is likable yes i tag like this ao3 deal with it you corn cob suck my tiddies loser get in loser we're driving of a cliff why am i allowed to be alive i bet the big g is just hiding in the clouds with a sniper Thats why nobodys seen him for a while hes in stakeout mode hiding in a bush like fortnight has anyone ever like just not cause i do that alot and people think i'm crazy when i venture out to the outernet it's over for all'y'all i say y'all way too much for a young british girl like i'll just break out the cowboy i'll be like i'm tea aload of tea all i do is drink tea tea tea spill the tea y'all tea tea tea tea i'm a loaf of tea siriously i'm a loaf of tea don't argue with the loaf of tea talk to the hand cause the face is having a panic attack and can't deal with you rn i'll go die now

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braindeadbuthere

5 months ago

why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad

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ILY PINTREST BUT NO why r u doing this to me like siriusly i cant spell today and you will accept me for it or else the water turns the frogs gay the fanfics turn the humans gay everyone be gay why do the f and k keys have weird bumps nm i just looked it up how stupid could i have been even my keyboard is like fk wtf idk anymore confuse don't abuse remember that time i accidently stole a cat haha sure i told you about it you must have forgotten silly girlboss gaslight gatekeep manspread manslaughter manners men only have two of these things and by golly they shouldnt tbh i love to manspread just get aload of my invisible balls scum worship the bloated prunes i tell you worship thanks for attending the reasons why i should be banned from the internet and get more therapy

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braindeadbuthere

6 months ago

they used to stuff donuts into my holes miss plath into me holes

What did my arms do before they held you?

Sylvia Plath

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all i want is a donut why can't i have a donut excuse me i have to stop tagging for family time this is all your fault jafar i have to stop tagging OH HOW I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT

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braindeadbuthere

6 months ago

I am in this picture and i don't fudging like it

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stop calling my empty purse out why does the algorithim know my finatial state cannot be bothered to spell suck it up bithces why do all my tags sound like they're being said by a nerd with a lispe this is all your fault jafar i have said this before and i repeat i am so not a celebrity but get me out of here why oh why must they limit our tagging to 140? and why 140 why don't we just round up to a nice number like 150 140 gives of small dick vibes i want to break free from the chains saving me from falling into a shark pit cause sharks r my baes not you fuckers sharks my music taste ranges from pure heaven to songs where the singers shit the bands shit but the words holy gwac r they relatable if you're happy and you know it fuck off if you're happy and you know it there's the door if you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it the give me all you're money twerp disregard women acquire riches

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braindeadbuthere

6 months ago

lolllzzzz my life is one big shitpost and i need more space for tags

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guns and ships and now the balance shifts we rondevu (is that like some blue cheeze) in randyville to considulate their gifts fuck me in yellow fishnets and slit my throat i'm bored i probably shouldn't be allowed access to the internet its corrupting my soul and making me a gay feminist why can't we tag other people like i need to know if linda from tescos is a BAMF or like a Drarry shipper or is in to hard core porn ITS DA MENTAL BREAKDOWN the apotheosis is upon us yeh weak mortal scum I'm so hot rn Like sweaty I'm sweating buckets your highness lol like I could look hawt i lit never go out why can't the outernet just fuck off i wanna get a cat nd name it my lord so i can just say it is of the utmost importance that i feed my lord lest he scratch me eyeballs my pillowes aren't cold and i probably deserve it im a shite human like why can't i be a shoe i need a life you got that right i dont have one im secretly the queen who as we all know is still alive and a walking vat of tea see you in hell

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braindeadbuthere

6 months ago

Yelp so my sister just punched herself and i said doing gods work i see and now she pissed cause yeah cHRisTIAniTy and how dare i say that. That's 'so offencive cause like god would never punch me' Everyone would punch you get over it. I wish that someone would punch me cause why in satans name should i have to put up with this?

I swear i'm drunk on deppression posting random shit on a website i signed up for at like twevlve on a tuesday. How do you spell twelellelelelelevevevev?

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somebody get me a rope I'll supply the chair I'm so not a celebrity but get me the fuck out of here spelingalingaling sucks arse :((((((((((((((( no amount of ( can express my deppressy stressy mentally breakdowny somebody get me spotify so I can blast Lorde feelings

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braindeadbuthere

6 months ago

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braindeadbuthere

7 months ago

I can't find emojis so insert crying cat emoji bitches

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