If You Think This Iconic Introduction Of The Five Wives Caters To The Male Gaze, Then You Seriously Need

If you think this iconic introduction of the Five Wives caters to the male gaze, then you seriously need to take a good, hard look at your totally sexist life and your chauvinistic choices. Absolutely nothing about this scene glorifies tits, ass, legs, or pussy in a manner intended to arouse a straight male viewer, so please sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up because your arguments are otherwise rendered invalid.

What are we gonna do? We've opened the door Now it's all coming through Tell me you see it too We've opened our eyes And it's changing the view Oh, what are we gonna do? We've opened the door Now it's all coming through

How big... How blue... How beautiful...

LIKE HELLO!!! 

If the War Boy fans do not find this incredible specimen attractive, then I will fucking set their distressed cargo pants on fire because they are MEDIOCRE LIARS. We all need to induct Zombie Boy as an official War Boy, like for real. I can’t actually believe the filmmakers had a missed casting opportunity with him! He also happens to be an actor, too, and I think he would have slayed even if his role was relatively minor tbqh.

I still can't believe though that nobody has yet seen that the ultimate modern day War Boy (at least in terms of physical aesthetic) is Rick Genest a.k.a. ZOMBIE BOY. Like, for real: he has an incredible full-body tattoo that makes him look like a decomposing skeletal zombie, he's also bald, AND has fierce body piercings to boot. In other words: SO FUCKING HOT! Now imagine what it would be like if Zombie Boy was one of the War Boys in the Citadel. Shit would get hella real hella fast.

OMF I’VE SEEN HIM HE’S SO ATTRACTIVE his fuckin bridge piercing kills me - w-

Max Rockatansky and Nux vs. Imperator Furiosa and the Five Wives

Things I Loved About This Scene:

Furiosa just fucking going for it against Max without the need to have her badass dieselpunk arm prosthetic. Mad respect to my fierce and flawless post-apocalyptic goddess and savior!

A temporarily unconscious Nux being tugged around like a poor little rag doll while the Furiosa and the Wives confront Max.

Obviously Angharad and Capable leading the charge by taking hold of the chains to get Max off from Furiosa. Yas queens!

Max on the defense by using the car door as a shield to block Furiosa's attacks and just sucker punch her on the face with it.

Nux finally waking up and just getting in on the fight action without a second of hesitation. That's the War Boy spirit!

I love how The Dag's body language suggests that she really wants to fight with the other Wives but because Cheedo is fearfully clinging on to her and pulling her back, she's torn between helping Furiosa and trying to get Cheedo to stay away because clearly she’s a beautiful cinnamon roll too good and too pure for this post-apocalyptic desert world.

I love that little bit where Max hisses at the Wives to get the fuck away from him because he really looks like a rabid dog barking at some poor innocent girls with a muzzle in that part.

The intensity in Max and Furiosa's eyes as they're both engaged in the fight is just so amazing to see.

Angharad, Capable, and Toast just dogpiling on Nux to wrestle the magazine of bullets from his clutches which results in Max falling down to give Furiosa the advantage.

The funny but great part where the Dag just jumps in and pulls on the chain connected to Max just emphasizes my image of Max as an oversized rabid dog that needs to be restrained.

Also, I am going to be so upset if this doesn’t get nominated (or even win) for the Best Fight category at next year’s MTV Movie Awards (even though I know that award show doesn’t mean shit for anything).

Past the mountain and the monument The houses and the hills Past the signs and the sirens The sinners and the saints I went as far as I could get And I'm not far enough yet...

Oh babes, that is a FACT.

We’re getting a sequel to Fury Road called The Wasteland, remember? And it’s confirmed that Immortan Joe is gonna be in the movie, and if the Immortan is gonna be in it, rest assured that his crazy desert army of War Baes are going to be there to fuck shit up.

And because the Immortan is in this one... that also means NUX AND SLIT will probably be in them too! OUR CRAZY BEAUTIFUL WAR BOY OTP IS ALIVE!

Ugh, I need this movie to be released YESTERDAY.

I politely interrupt your regularly scheduled War Boy programming to inform you that the new Queen of the Citadel, Furiosa of the Vuvalini, has an official prequel comic coming out and we will officially know her backstory together with the Five Wives. (post/121633115005/official-comic-prequel-of-furiosa-and-the-five-wives) Thank you for your time, and may you and your lovely followers ride eternal to Valhalla extra shiny and chrome! ^_^

I KNOOOOW I’M SO EXCITED:DDDDDDDD I’ve already got the first one, so I’m definitely gonna get the rest~