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Tilda Swinton As The Ancient One
Tilda Swinton as The Ancient One
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But I mean like... you’re not far from thinking that this can be in Eurovision.
Because you know for a FACT that whichever country puts out this performance (probably Spain because of Shakira and the fact that she’s married to a professional Spanish footballer), EVERYONE will be giving their DOUZE POINTS to the shirtless beefcake dancing glitter-covered tigers.
Okay, but real talk though after I saw “Zootopia”.
Gazelle’s shirtless and beefcake tiger backup dancers wearing those slashed-and-sequined leather shorts are probably the hottest animal dudes I’ve seen since Adult Simba from “The Lion King”. Like damn, they’re even serving some Blue Steel face and Magic Mike dance moves realness.
And this is coming from a guy who also has a massive crush on a SENTIENT ALIEN TREE from “Guardians of the Galaxy”.
DID YOU MEAN FROM THIS...
TO THIS...?
Because if so, then yes, I am co-signing this perfect headcanon.
One of my Zootopia headcanons is that at least one of the 4 Gazelle Tigers is actually one of the Tiger ZPD Cops. And he tries to balance his two loves of being a Cop and a Tiger Dancer.
Doesn’t he look like this tiger! After all “In Zootopia anyone can be anything” right? And there’s the motto “Try Everything!” My headcannon is that one of his Tiger Brethren convinced him to go to tryouts for Gazelle’s Tiger Troupe. All the glitter, lights, sounds and his fellow tigers with their provocative tiger shorts won him over. And his new dream was born. And now he wears his glittery underwear underneath his uniform. And every so often another officer comments on why there is some glitter stuck in his fur. It’s also pretty hot to imagine him stripping out of his Police uniform.
Robert Frost + Mad Max: Fury Road x Snowpiercer
Dance is the hidden language of the soul of the body. Every dance is a kind of fever chart, a graph of the heart. — Martha Graham
You know you that bitch When you cause all this conversation Always stay gracious Best revenge is your paper...