I Thank You, @wwheeljack , For The Great Service You Are Bestowing Unto Us:

I thank you, @wwheeljack , for the great service you are bestowing unto us:

The “Tech as Odalisque” series.

I didn’t think I could be thirstier for this collection of pixels, but you proved me wrong.

Love men that dual wield

The rumors were true. This picture exists. It’s better than I could have dreamed of.

I also want it known that if I ever see his hands, I will clutch my pearls and faint. I will waken from a fugue state having written 100 filthy smuts.

click for best quality bc tumblr is absolute buttbutt

For those times I write smut in a church. God inspires in different ways.

lord forgive me for the things i’ve said and thought about this man made of pixels

As small fry, I’ll tell you I know everyone who regularly leaves kudos. I absolutely don’t think someone is weird if they kudo their way through my series. And I would kiss commenters on the mouth if I could.

I’m 100% that post I can’t find now that said something like “I just write these for myself. ::reloads Ao3 repeatedly checking for hits and kudos::”

This is addicting, and I curse the name of my beloved friend who convinced me to post my smuts.

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

I’m already dead, but please don’t stop. I can’t even pretend I’m looking respectfully at this point.