This Was The Best Scroll Down Surprise!

This was the best scroll down surprise! 🤣🤣🤣

I fully laughed out loud.

Tech is so fuckin miffed he never discovered the tunnel system. The second he's in that tube, helmet is off and he's scouring his data pad to confirm it wasn't documented. Something about Kamino he didn't know and it was RIGHT there, and vast. His tone in that little bubble is so indignant I'm dying.

Summer of Bad Batch

Week 1/Alt. Prompt: “It’s not what you think.”

Tech: It’s not what you think Phee: It's exactly what you think

@summer-of-bad-batch

After 7 months of my roommate seeing The Bad Batch in the background of his daily life, he decided to watch the show.

MIND YOU I had to take a day off work after the finale, crying on the couch to him about Tech and how horribly his death was handled, AND him ENCOURAGING ME to paint a Tech portrait in TECH’s honor…

This man made it to season 3 episode 9 and decided he needed a break because “it’s just so sad now, and they made Tech into a brainwashed monster machine, how could they make Tech into CX-2???”

And… my man, I get it… been there… but… how did you forget? Like it really was THAT mishandled.

In addition, my only other friend decided to watch it for the same reason. Completely saying “I don’t think I’ll ’get it, but I gotta watch’ … she now is rewatching it immediately after finishing and both her and my roommate are saying they should watch TCW because they need more of the clones.

I come to you again and ask - what the hell is with this show that makes us all feral???

I'm really appreciate that Tech doesn't fit in the trope of "scrawny nerd man is weak". I love that he's a huge nerd and an elite soldier.

I love scenes where his strength is shown like when he literally carries echo on his back up that ventilation shaft when they save him. Or when he peels back the freaking metal wall.

My favorite one has to be when he's bitching at Wrecker for dropping the ipsium and they're just like

Wrecker: You carry it then!

Tech: Fine! >:(

Then he just slings that huge container onto his back.

I was cry-laughing that the video credited Tech with his own “death”. 😭

Okay, so I I was on wookiepedia, not writing, and ended up on the page where it tally's everyone's kill counts, and saw this:

And I thought, "That can't be right" and looked into it further, and it only had her Season 1 kills.

So, naturally, I went on Youtube and found this video that details the Bad Batch's kill count for all 3 seasons, and it puts Omega at ~21.

Then I realized that the video fail to calculate the casualties caused by the zillo beast, for which Omega is directly responsible, and I looked up the bit of dialogue in which Scorch reports the number of troopers that were taken out by the zillo, which he said was a total of "2 divisions".

Now, according to Wookiepedia, one division consists of 5,000-10,000 soldiers.

So, in total, at the tender age of baby ~13 years out of the tube, Omega's REAL kill count is somewhere along the lines of approximately 10,021-20,021 (clankah's included).

I love her.

🥵

Tech is rad

And wears croakies 🕶️

He was meant to be skimboarding but it’s up to you, my fellow Tech stans. Surf or skim?