Please: Like Wrecker Running Around That Tree And Then Falling.

Please: Like Wrecker running around that tree and then falling.

The one thing I'm disappointed in is that we haven't gotten Crosshair interacting with Shep because the hilarity of Crosshair trying to avoid the nicest man in the world and his small daughter because they're trying to be KIND to him implies an absolute comedy going on in the background of the Pabu scenes.

This has me laughing my ass off. I write pretty explicit stuff, but I have one fic in my series that is just sexy with no intercourse, and I made sure to tag that appropriately. Of course, I’m just writing smut-lets, so a reader would only be out AT MOST 2500 words. 🤣

when the fic is labeled explicit but the scene cuts away when the smut starts

alternate 3.4 ending where Hunter asks "how'd you escape?" and Omega says "I had help" and they turn to see Batcher walking regally down the ramp

low-key convinced there was a cheerleading class on Kamino because they’re simply too good at this

Seen.

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to canon, and sometimes fanfiction is pounding on canon's door and yelling for it to get out here so you can kick its ass.