I Gave Birth To A Cockblock (Steve Rogers)- Drabble

“I gave birth to a cockblock” (Steve rogers)- Drabble

Steve x reader (domestic)

Summary: You are having sex with your husband and your child walks in.

Word Count: 451.

Warnings: crack, fluff and a little bit of smut.

“Oh god, yes, baby, right there.” You moaned out loud as your husband pushed himself deeper inside you, hitting your g-spot. He quickly put his hand over your mouth as the other one held himself so that he wouldn’t crush you with his body weight. 

“Doll, as much as I love those sweet sounds you make when I’m inside you, you gotta quiet it down; Sarah sleeping across our room.” Steve said taking a little pause to look you in the eyes before continuing fucking you.  His hand left your mouth so that he could reach down and massage your clit.

“Uff, baby, if you want me to be so loud then stop fucking me so good.” You bit your lips to stop yourself from moaning again because he’s just so fucking good. Pun intended. He chuckle a bit before leaning down and kissing your neck.

You two were so engrossed in each other that you didn’t even hear the little footsteps and the sound of your bedroom door opening. You didn’t notice the little girl, not until she said. “What are you guys doing?” A little voice said, you both froze, eyes widened as your head snapped to the door to see your 4 year old standing there with her big winter soldier plush toy that she loves so much. 

“Umm wrestling?” You answered being the first one out of the two of you to come back from shock, it sounded more like a question. Thank god it was cold enough that you decided to do it in under the comforter.

“Oh, who’s winning?” She asked curiously a big smile on her face.

“Obviously Daddy, that’s why I’m pinning mummy down.” Steve replied and you roll your eyes at the proud smile on his face, you knew he was referring to the fight you two had earlier about who’s gonna be on top.

“Yes go daddy.” She jumped up and down in excitement, that little rascal is a daddy’s girl ever since birth. “Can I watch?”

“NO.” You both yelled out in unison

“We mean, baby, its really late. You should go to bed, Mummy will be there in a minute.” 

“Okay, Mommy.” She rushed out of the room quickly without another question and you sighed out in relief. 

“Do you want me to continue?” Steve asked. 

“No, get out of me, the mood’s ruined.” You said giving him a peck on the lips.

“But, baby, I’m still hard.”

“Then go to the bathroom and help yourself, Steven.”You said getting dressed again to leave the room and go to your daughters. Steve quickly got up and rushed to the bathroom as you hear him mumble

“I gave birth to a cockblock.”

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Do You Wanna Build A Snowman? (Dean Winchester)- Drabble

Dean x reader 

Summary: The reader has never seen snowfall.

Word Count: 546.

Warnings: FLOOF, freakin CUTE Dean Winchester.

“So you’re saying you’ve never seen snowfall?” Dean asked for what felt like the hundredth time and you shook your head.

“For the last time Dean I’ve never even seen Snow. Why is it so unbelievable?” 

“It's not unbelievable. Its just that you love winters and Christmas and it's sad that you’ve never seen snow.” Dean said with a frown and you got up from your chair to sit on his lap.

“Aww, it's okay. I’ve always wanted to build a snowman when I was a kid, you know. It rarely snows where we lived and the one time it did, I wasn’t there.” You said with a pout leaning back on him.

 “Well, one more thing for us to do together for the first time.” His comment made you giggle and you placed a small peck on his cheek.

A few nights later you were sleeping in your bed when Dean came rushing in in the middle of the night.

“Hey Y/n, get up.” He said leaning over you and shaking you slightly. You groaned out in reply and looked at the clock.

“It’s three in the morning Dean, what’s up?” You asked; rubbing your eye, a little irritated with the older Winchester for waking you up at such an unpleasant hour.

“Come with me.” He said with a big grin.

“What? Where?” You asked.

“Just come with me.” He said pulling you on your feet and you shivered as you felt the cold against your skin. You quickly put on your sweater.

“It's three in the morning, and it’s really cold, so this better be good, Winchester.” You said in a warning tone as he led you out of your house. 

“Oh you’re going to love it, sweetheart.” He replied excitably.

You were about to say something but right when you stepped outside your mouth was left hung open and your eyes widened in shock.

It was snowing.

You looked up at the older man who was giving you a shit-eating grin with tears in your eyes. 

“Oh my god, Oh my god!” You exclaimed as you ran out on the snow with your arms wide open. “Oh my god Dean, it’s Snowing.” You giggled loudly, making him laugh at your cute reaction. He walked closer to you and you stopped moving.

“This is so beautiful.” You beamed as he took your hands in his. 

“I know. Its really beautiful.” Even when he said that his eyes never left yours.

“Thank you.” You said.

“Don’t thank me. I didn’t make it snow.”

“But you came to my house at three am to tell me it's snowing.” You said, making him laugh. 

“It's not the only thing I came to tell you.” 

“What else do you wanna tell me?” You looked in his eyes. 

“I came to tell you that.....I love you.” 

It felt like a dream. The Snow. Dean Winchester confessing his love.  It all felt like a dream. 

“I love you too.” You replied. It only took those four words for him to grasp your face and bring your lips to his. It was short but the most sweet and sensual kiss you’ve experienced in your life. He gave you one last peck before pulling away.

“Y/n?”

“Huh?”

“Do you wanna build a snowman?” 

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Bucky: Imagine getting paid for being cute.

Steve: You would be rich.

Bucky: I-I...umm... *Blushes*

Big Sweater and Fuzzy Socks (Bucky Barnes)- Drabble

Bucky x reader

Summary: Bucky admires your beauty as you drown yourself in his clothes.

Word Count: 669.

Warning: Nothing just a ton load of fluff and a little implied smut.

Bucky wondered how did he get so lucky as he stared at the figure dancing around in the kitchen. Clad in nothing but a sweater that was too big; that he remembered used to be his but you stole last winter when he went on a mission, and a pair of fuzzy socks that hung loosely between your calves and ankles were you, looking heavenly as ever. A big smile spread across his face when he recalls that you were his; just like he was yours, that he could hold you and kiss you whenever he wants to, not that he had forgotten it even for a second. 

Just a few hours ago you were groaning in your bed, refusing to get up and start the day on this chilly morning. He knew he had worn you out with the night full of lovemaking: which only made him smile even wider, that is why he did not force you to get up either. He gave in when you pulled him under the comforter for ‘five more minutes, which obviously had turned into a few more hours. 

Bucky would be lying if he said you weren’t the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on because you were. He remembers the first time he saw you like it was tomorrow; you were standing in the top of the Avengers tower wearing a royal blue gown that clung to your body like a second skin; a radiant smile on your face as you talked to Natasha and Tony. He knew the second he laid his eyes on you that he was whipped. It took all his ethics and a big super soldier best friend for him to not pick you up and take you home. Today three years later you stood in his kitchen making breakfast for the two of you, wearing nothing but one of his sweaters, no make-up and hair up in a merry bun and you still looked just as gorgeous, if not more. 

His eyes traveled down your toned bare legs that made him crave for them to be wrapped around him, to run his hand up and down the miles of bare skin. He loved the fact that you were so comfortable around him now that you didn’t bother dressing up when it was just the two of you; not that you need to dress up to take his breath away. 

He just couldn’t take it anymore so he stood up and walked over to you. You jump just a little as his hands snuck under your/his sweater and grab the bare skin of your waist before giggling

“Hey,” you said as he buried his face between your neck and shoulder knowing how much you loved the sweet burn of his stubble but pretended to not. 

“Hi.” He replied pushing the sleeve down to leave kisses on the soft skin.

“What happened to you.” You giggled again as his stubble tickled you.

“You are so pretty,” he said

“Why thank you, sir.” 

“No really. You are just so gorgeous and wonderful and you just look damn hot in my clothes.” His words made you laugh and you turn to look at him. 

“What has gotten into you today?” You asked swinging your arms around his neck.

“Nothing. Can’t I just remind my girlfriend how beautiful she is?”

“Oh trust me, you reminded me plenty last night.” it was your turn to make him chuckle. 

“Hmm. Maybe I should remind you one more time you know, just in case you forget again.” without wasting further time Bucky picked you up and wrapped your legs around his waist earning a squeal then a laugh that he loved so much from you. 

He turned off the stove and practically ran inside your shared bedroom and placed you carefully on his bed. Soon your laughter turned into series of loud moans as he and worshiped your body with his mouth reminded you one more time just how beautiful you are. 

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I Saw Your Girlfriend Naked (Dean x reader)

Dean Winchester x Reader x Castiel

Summary: Castiel walks in on you, Dean’s girlfriend; changing and sees you naked and now its awkward (This is inspired from the tv show FRIENDS when Chandler walked in on Rachel naked.)

Word Count:1.7k.

Warnings: crack, Language.

“Babe, Sammy and I are gonna go grab dinner. You sure you’ll be fine?” Your boyfriend asked you for the fifth time ever since you guys came back from the vampire hunt in town.

“Dean, for the last time. It was just a cut and Sam had stitched me up well. I’m doing fine.” You groaned and plopped down on the bed of the motel room door the three of you had gotten for the night.

“You call it just a cut? You almost bled out.” You looked at Sam for help and saw him smirking. Sam had never seen his brother so in love with someone, it's only been a few months since he’s gotten you two idiots to suck it up and admit your feelings for each other and ever since the two of you have been in your honeymoon phase; always holding hands or kissing or having sex or just touching each other in anyway possible. And even if it was annoying as hell Sam would never tell you that. It was so hard getting you two together in the first place and he would much rather go through this than go through all the sexual tension over again. 

“Babe, I’m fine. Just go. I’m hungry anyway, I can’t wait to eat any longer.”  You said getting up and walking in the circle of his arms. 

“Okay, but you call me if you need anything. Anything.” He said.

“Yeah. Just go now.” You replied pressing your lips to his in a deep kiss. His one arm wrapped around your waist and another hand came to grab the back of your neck. It was supposed to be a small kiss but soon it turned really heated as his tongue slipped in your mouth and his hand slipped on your ass while your hands went to the back of his head. You moaned into hiss mouth when he squeezed your buttcheek. 

You pulled away when you heard someone clearing their throat loudly and Dean turned to glare at his little brother for ruining the moment. 

“I can go by myself if you guys want and you know.....not come back for a few hours.” Sam suggested and before Dean could open his mouth to agree with him you replied. 

“No it's Okay. Dean, go I’m fine.” Your boyfriend groaned before pecking your lips for the last time and leaving the motel room all by yourself. 

As soon as the brothers left you let out a moan of pain. Your back and neck was stiff as fuck. You did not want to worry Dean or Sam more than they already were that’s why you didn’t say anything in front of them. You let out a groan as you massaged the back of your neck with your hands. You didn’t waste any more time and took your clothes off and ran into the attached bathroom of your motel room. Nothing a hot shower can’t fix right?

The water felt incredible against your skin. The force along with the warmth was almost orgasmic.  You rubbed the soap, that smelled like coconut and vanilla and looked like it has never been used, against your sensitive skin. When you were done washing yourself and wrapped the white towel around you before walking out of the bathroom. The brothers were still not back so it was safe putting on clothes here without the fear of someone walking in. 

You took off the towel and started drying your hair with it, humming to a tune of a song that you can’t quite remember the name of. Was is the beetles? Led zeppelin? 

You were busy in your thoughts when you heard the familiar sound of wings whipping. Before you could turn around you heard another familiar voice say

“Y/n?” You quickly turn around to face the dorky angel with a trenchcoat with wide eyes. The fact that you were completely naked slipped your mind as you just stared at him with a shocked expression for a few seconds before you finally snap back to your senses when you saw him staring at the bare skin of your chest with his head tilted.

“Oh my fucking God, CASTIEL. WHAT THE FUCK!?” You yelled while struggling to cover yourself with the towel. “What are you doing?” You yelled again looking at his face but his eyes were still glued to your chest which was now thankfully covered. “HEY! look at my face.” You said and he obeyed. “What the hell are you doing? You can’t just barge in on people, we talked about this.” 

“You prayed.” was his simple reply.

“Yeah. Six hours ago.” You said sarcastically. 

“I am sorry, I was busy.” He said and his eyes slipped back on your chest.

“You were busy? We almost died. Just get out okay, let me wear something.” You said but he didn’t budge and kept looking like a innocent puppy. 

“I can still see........Your breasticles.” He replied making your eyes wide as you looked down and covered yourself again. 

“Just get out, Cas.”

“I am sorry, they are very fascinating.” He said bluntly.

“CASSS! Get out.” You hissed out and then he was gone. You sighed and quickly got dressed before plopping down on the edge of your bed. 

That was some embarrassing stuff right there. You were replaying the whole event in your head when the door of the motel room opened and your boys walked in with dinner in both of their hands. 

“Hey.” Dean gave you a smile and walked up to you, putting the dinner aside and giving you a sweet kiss. “You look fresh.” He commented and pressed his lips against your wet hair.

“I took a shower.” 

“I thought we were gonna do that together.” He said. 

“Well, I don’t mind taking one again. Especially if it's with you.” You grabbed his collar and pulled him in for another kiss.

“Guys, I’m literally right here.” Sam said pulling a chair beside you so the three of you could have dinner together. As you dig in Sam and Dean continued telling you a story about this old lady who was constantly picking up fight with Sam in the diner. The three of you laughed along and you kept your story about the an angel walking in on you naked to yourself. 

The next morning the three of you left for the bunker and honestly you were a bit surprised Cas hasn’t paid you guys another visit since the incident. You thought he was embarrassed too but he’s an angel, do angels get embarrassed?

 After you reached the bunker you didn’t saw Cas for several more days. Until one evening you came out of your and Dean’s room and saw him sitting there in the library. You halted in your way for a second before continuing your way. You hadn’t forgotten about the incident and neither have Cas. You cleared your throat before greeting him.

“Cas.” You said and he gave you a nod without looking at you.

“Y/n.” 

Dean and Sam looked at each other with raised eyebrow, confused about the awkwardness between you and the Angel. 

“I’m going to the kitchen do you guys need anything?” You asked avoiding eye contact with the angel. 

“A beer would be fine.” Dean said. 

“Yeah me too.”

“Cas?” You asked still not looking at him but not wanting to be rude. 

“Same. I’ll have a beer too.” You quickly went to the kitchen and grabbed three beers for the boys and one diet coke for yourself. You walked back in the library handing your boyfriend and his brother their beer and then walked up to Cas.

He finally looked up at you only to stare at your chest again making you huff. Both the brothers noticed this and raise their eyebrows. 

“Cas.”

“Huh.”

“Your beer.” You said placing it in front of him. “You are starting again.” You pointed out to the oblivious angel.

“I am sorry, they are very-”

“Ya they are very fascinating, you said that earlier. Now stop staring.” You said and he finally obeyed and looked away.

“Wait wait wait. What are we missing?” It was your boyfriend who asked the question. 

“I saw her breasticles and now she’s mad at me.”

“He saw me naked and now he can’t stop staring at my boobs.” You both said in unison and saw as Sam tried to hold back his laughter. You glared at him and he held his hand up in surrender. 

“You saw her naked when?” Dean asked; a little pissed off at his angel friend.

“Yes, Cas, tell him when.” You said crossing your arms.

“A few days ago in Minnesota. She came out of the shower and I went inside the room.” Cas said.

“And why did you go inside the room?” Dean asked.

“She prayed.”

“Yes, six hours ago.” You repeated your words and that was it for Sam, he burst out laughing. 

“And now he has a boner.” the younger winchester pointed out and your cheeks heat up with embarrassment. Cas looked down innocently.

“Dude stop imagining my girlfriend naked.” Dean said.

“I am sorry but they are-”

“Very fascinating. We got that.” You and Dean completed his sentence. It was the first and you bet the only time you will ever see the angel embarrassed.  . . . . . Later that night you were in your and dean’s room getting ready for bed, wearing nothing but one of his large t shirt that you stole and your panty. Dean was already sitting on the bed, leaning against the bedpost reading something on his laptop. You crawled in the bed giving his a smirk and shut his laptop.

“Y/n, Babe, I was working on something.” He said but didn’t protest when you took the laptop from him and put it aside.

“You work too much. You need to relax.” You said in a seductive tone and started massaging his shoulder coaxing a moan out of him. “Do you want some help relaxing?” You whispered in his ear licking the shell of it. 

“God, babe. You will he end of me.” He said before grabbing you by your waist and turning you around so you were under him. You giggled his sudden action before he pushed his lips on yours. You moaned out into his mouth before pulling away and unbuttoning his shirt. 

After he was shirtless the two of you proceeded to take off your clothes. His eyes went directly to you bare chest and he let out a small chuckle.

“Cas was right.”

“Huh?”

“They are very fascinating.”

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A/n: This is something I wrote about three years back. I was rewatching friends and it just came to my mind. If its bad please forgive my 17 year old self.

BAHAHA just read I Saw Your Girlfriend Naked. Oh that was pure gold! Breasticles had me rolling laughing.

I could just imagine Castiel reacting like that.... 😂😂😂. And breasticles is definitely how he defines boobs...

Anyway, glad you like it. Stay safe.....😘☺️❤️

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