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i think i found a hoseok triple sneeze?? around 9 seconds it looks like he puts his hands over his mouth. let me know if i’m being delulu 😭😭i’m so desperate for a damn sneeze LMFAOO

OMG OMG OMG I DONT THINK YOU'RE BEING DELUTIONAL. IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CLIP THIS WITHIN A FEW DAYS I'M DEFINITELY DOING THIS.

anon how did you find this, and also thank you so much for finding this. i'm like 99% sure it's a sneeze.

GUYS I'M SO SORRY MY ENTIRE FAMILY CAME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING AND I HAVE NO TIME TO WRITE 😭😭😭

happy halloween to those who celebrate it 🎃

“Wear Your Coat, You’ll Catch a Cold” (Sicktember, Taehyung)

Sicktember Prompt:  #18 “Wear Your Coat, You’ll Catch a Cold”

Word Count: 770

Sickie: Taehyung (cold/snz)

Caregiver: Hoseok

“Taehyungie!” Hoseok calls out across the room. “Wear your coat, you’ll catch cold.”

Taehyung, one hand already on the doorknob, pauses for just a moment. He tries hard not to roll his eyes, but he knows his expression conveys how annoyed he is when he turns around.

“I’m fine, Hobi-hyung,” he says, then opens the door. “Bye!”

And just like that, Taehyung is out the door, ignoring Hoseok’s advice as he walks right out into the cold winter evening.

Two hours later, he’s regretting that decision. A lot. 

It started snowing only ten minutes after he had left, but he had already regretted deciding to walk to his destination before that. The wind was bitingly cold and he was shivering after two blocks, arms wrapped around himself even though it did nothing to keep any warmth in, or any of the cold air out. 

The bar where he was meeting his coworkers was warm enough, but Taehyung had just barely warmed up before it was time to go outside and walk back home again, and the single glass of red wine he had only warmed his ears and his cheeks.

Now, he’s shivering so hard he can barely see straight. His nose won’t stop running and his only options are to sniffle in an attempt to keep it from dripping, or wiping his nose on his sleeve– both are gross options, so he alternates back and forth between the two.

By the time he gets home his nose is bright red and his teeth are chattering so loudly it’s all he can hear.

“How was it?” Hoseok asks, watching him kick off his shoes.

“HHHDSH’yiew!” The sudden sneeze nearly knocks Taehyung over, and he grabs onto the nearest thing on instinct– which happens to be Hoseok’s arm. 

“Oh!” Hoseok braces himself against the wall so they don’t both lose their balance and topple over. “My goodness, Taehyungie! Bless you!” 

Taehyung, still grasping Hokseok’s forearm with the little strength he has left, sniffles ineffectually against another building sneeze. “hh-hhh-HHH–!” He pauses, lungs full of air, teetering on the brink of the sneeze, eyes squeezed shut and nostrils flaring wide, until finally it comes– “eh’HSHSH’iew!”

“Bless you,” Hoseok says, then pries Taehyung’s fingers away from his arm. “Ow.” 

“Sorry, I–” 

Now that Taehyung is inside, where he can fully let his guard down, and now that he’s started sneezing, it’s like his nose is a faucet that’s been turned on full blast. The resulting endless trickle of mucus is tickling the inside of his nose so badly that he can hardly stand it.

“eeh’HHH-IDZSH’uh!”

“Bless you!” Both of Hoseok’s hands are around his waist, guiding him somewhere.

“HISHSH’yiew!”

“Bless you.” A firm hand pushes down on his shoulder until he sits. 

Taehyung barely registers that they’re in the kitchen before he’s sneezing again, face tucked into the sleeve of his sweater. “hh’IDHSHSH! HHHDSH’yiew! uh-HRSH’yiew!” 

Something warm is tucked around his shoulders, and then Hoseok’s fingers are under his chin, guiding his face up to look at him.

“Bless you,” Hoseok sighs. He’s holding a box of tissues, and before Taehyung can take one he’s pulling some out and pressing them to Taehyung’s nose himself, mopping up the aftermath of the messy sneezes. Taehyung jerks back slightly, surprised at the action, but Hoseok fixes him with a stern look until he stills and lets Hoseok wipe his nose for him. 

“Went and caught yourself a cold even though I told you to wear a coat, hm?” Hoseok asks, clicking his tongue disapprovingly. But then his expression softens, and he lifts another tissue to Taehyung’s face, carefully wiping the skin on his upper lip to finish cleaning him up.

“No,” Taehyung protests with a pout, because there’s no way he actually caught a cold from just a little walk in the snow. But his head is pounding now, his nose stuffed up now that he’s sneezed his brains out, and the warmth of the blanket wrapped around his shoulders after being so cold for so long is making him sleepy.

Hoseok sighs. “Let’s get you to bed. I’ll ask you that question again in the morning.”  

Taehyung sniffles in reply, and then sneezes, and then lets Hoseok tug him up from the chair and down the hallway so he can get tucked into bed, and the next morning Hoseok doesn’t even have to ask him the question– not when he’s clearly sick, burrowed under the blankets with a red nose and glassy eyes and flushed cheeks. 

Hoseok sighs and runs his fingers through Taehyung’s hair. “Next time, I’ll put the coat on you myself.” 

i’m so embarrassed i thought it was a hoseok sneeze😔😭that’s what i get for being desperate LMDBAMSBAN

nah i thought it was a hoseok sneeze too 💀 we seriously need more content but i'm a lazy ass and can't write anything