O Wait I Almost Didnt Finish A Thing Lol

o wait i almost didnt finish a thing lol

i feel like chop top and/or nubbins would be the "i smell like beef" child

how the slashers sleep: leslie vernon

he's really clingy. he's scared you will leave 24/7 and he loves you and he's nervous you're going to leave (bc of his own insecurity)

curls into a ball with you. dude is weirdly a furnace, so you will be warm enough

can't sleep through the night, wakes up a lot, nightmares. will wake you up sometimes too because of this. get used to it. he wants your reassurance and affection. you won't leave right? please don't leave.

you love him, he needs you to tell him that a lot.

BEFORE bed though there will be movies or videos of slashers

you both have the tv or phone on playing a slasher movie.

constantly asks if you like the movie and characters in said movie you're watching while you fall asleep

i like turtles

eventually chills when you kiss, cuddle and reassure him enough

is a cuddle master though, he's soft, he's nice and kisses in all the right places while you are in bed (after his panic)

kissing him deeply and telling him you are his, and that he is your favorite slasher at bedtime is a good way to calm him down to sleep.

music before going to sleep helps his anxiety

he's your favorite, right? right? ........right? he is? more than any other slasher? yes? oh good thanks. (he won't kill you he loves you)

can we watch slasher stuff while we cuddle please

still soft and warm in his sleep

Wrong cabin

jason voorhees/pregnant reader (a camper finds them)

You groaned to yourself and sorted through some of the old, kinda-sorta-a-little-bit musty books on one of your shelves to read, landing on one about fables. Might as well read up on fables. With twins on the way, knowing them by heart will make a lot of things much more fun and easy. Settling on the couch you heard a shout almost out of earshot, but just barely recognizable- Some dumb kid. Most likely being chased or trapped.

Jasons missions didn't bother you then, they don't bother you now. The screams got annoying at times, sure. Pleading and begging to be spared a fate that could have easily been avoided if they just stayed the Hell away. It isn't like you (and your husband) didn't put up MULTIPLE signs around the camp saying to stay out, it isn't-! Ugh.

With a slightly annoyed sigh you began reading your book, almost boredly, wondering in the back of your mind what you would make for dinne-

The door CRASHED in, you yelped, your book falling and you scrambling back. You assumed it'd be Jason- No. A tall, crazy-eyed woman with blood gushing from an arm wound met you. Shit. No. Not here. Out of all the cabins.

Her voice was hoarse. "THE HELL YOU LOOKIN AT- Wait why are- Are you-" She glanced at your stomach and..started to cry? Okay. Unexpected.

"Help- You can help, right? You're-"

A loud rush of heavy, angry footsteps thudded up to the door and you turned a page of your book, your eyes cold.

"Wrong cabin."

Before she could respond the blade of an axe cracked down into her skull, and you watched almost bored as she dropped onto the wood floor. That's gonna be a bitch to mop up.

Jason frantically kicked the body aside and rushed over to you; Putting his hands on your face, your belly, arms-

"Jason, they didn't touch me. I'm okay."

He jerked his head up and stared a moment before all the tension he had in his body left. You held up a hand to your forehead as he leaned his head on yours. He always forgot about his mask and before you learned to watch for that you got bonked a few times. Jason perked at that and leaned back a little, then rested his forehead on yours softly.

You reached up to kiss his mask where his mouth would be.

"Clean this up for me. I'll make pizza for dinner if you do it right away."

hi my name is rot and i currently have no job yet. i have zero income other than comms and i’m scrambling with them like hell.my current queue is posted on @rottingroyalty. any help at all would be incredibly appreciated. thank you if you consider me for either!

my v*nmo, c*shapp and p*ypal are all rottingroyalty

hmmm OH i’ll work on a domestic thing of reader and jason voorhees just kinda livin on the lake. one part of a thing while he’s alive, another part of him when he’s undead

thatll be fun there’s not enough jason v domestic fics around huh