Au Where Passione Was Actually Put To Work In That Restaurant

au where passione was actually put to work in that restaurant…

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April Fools

I don't know if Italians celebrate April Fools but how La Squadra feels about the holiday/pranking.

Risotto- Enjoys pranks whether he's a participant or on the receiving end. His "pranks" are pretty vanilla. He doesn't do elaborate planning. He would do something spontaneously. Something like walking into the kitchen in the morning for coffee and the idea of hiding pops into his head, so he'd use his stand to go invisible and surprise the first victim (Prosciutto) who walks in next. He likes being pranked. Tries to subtly encourage the team to pull one on him. Usually it's Formaggio or Gelato since the others are either too scared or uninterested in April Fools.

Prosciutto- Absolutely hates pranks, especially when he's on the receiving end, but his reactions are always so funny to the pranksters that they keep pulling them on him because of how heated he gets. But even harmless ones like turning the toilet paper rolls the wrong way will piss him off because it's in the spirit of the holiday. Wouldn't be surprised if he rented a hotel room for the day just to get away from Formaggio, Gelato, and Melone from pranking and tormenting him. It's incredible how easy it is to wind him up on this day. No, he will even humor his team by participating, which they often try to do.

Formaggio- Loves pranking and being pranked. They can range from harmless to mean-spirited. His light hearted pranks are usually reserved for Risotto or any other teammate who can take a joke and overall chill. His meaner ones usually are towards Illuso just because. The level for his other teammates depends on his mood. If his someone pisses him off, he's going to torment them. For example, the majority of the time, Formaggio does the smallest, most bland prank towards Prosciutto just because it's so easy to wind him up. But if Prosciutto is especially annoying, he's going to switch his hair gel with super glue and ruin his day. The same thing goes with Ghiaccio. If he's being particularly annoying, Formaggio is going hard with his pranks regardless of the consequences. His top prank is using saran wrap on the toilet seat prank.

Pesci- Enioys pranks but not ways on the receiving end because they feel targeted at times. Prosciutto is his mentor, so he's being lectured about it being unprofessional and childish being involved in anything related to the holiday, but Pesci gets a laugh out of sometimes.

Illuso- Loves pranking but isn't always a good sport when he's on the receiving end. He just doesn't like feeling outsmarted and falling for a prank makes him feel like that. But it can be difficult to prank him mostly because of his ability and how he's always sneaking around and watching/spying on everyone minus Risotto.

Melone- Couldn't really care less about the holiday, pranks and all that. Sometimes he comes up with pranks for Formaggio to pull and he specifically likes to torment Prosciutto and Ghiaccio on that day but it's a one and done kind of thing for him. Some years he doesn't do anything. He's got a good sense of humor and brushes off most pranks with a chuckle and goes about his day.

Ghiaccio- Hates pranks, does not participate, and loathes being pranked. Depending on his mood, he'd either throw hands or just yell excessively. It doesn't stop some of his teammates from pranking him. However, he will laugh if he sees someone else on the receiving end. One prank he hates is when googly eyes are placed on random objects around the house; it drives him insane. Formaggio isn't afraid to prank him even if Ghiaccio can get physically.

Gelato- Loves pranking others and enjoys being pranked. He can be a bit mean about it but reserves it for people who have got on his bad side. His nicer pranks are for Sorbet, Risotto, Formaggio, and Pesci. He pulls pregnancy pranks on Sorbet every year which earns a good chuckle from his partner. With his blonde teammates, he's switched out their hair products with something that would dye their hair.

Sorbet- No strong feelings towards the holiday or the shenanigans surrounding it. He humors Gelato because it's Gelato, and he humors Risotto because he respects him. Prosciutto and Ghiaccio don't bother him. Pesci is too scared to prank anyone on the team. Melone won't prank anyone unless someone starts it all off first which is usually Formaggio. He ignores most of what Formaggio does too. He's never specifically targeted. Illuso is also a prankster bur usually focuses on those who give him an entertaining reaction which usually isn't him.

here’s this 😜 just feeling quite proud of my growth 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🧡

tendou satori jumpscare btw. that was my fave boy before diego brando made a home in my brain 🏇🏻

From My CuriousCat

"What do you think La Squadra are like as parents?"

Risotto: On the one hand, he's a gentle giant and family is extremely important to him, so he would handle his children with great care and protect them at all costs. On the other hand, he is very reserved, to the point where he comes across as emotionally inaccessible.

Formaggio: Very physical and affectionate in his own playful, rough-and-tumble way. He's not above teaching his children funny swear words and phrases or how to fart with their arm pits, and can be too lax about things like messy rooms and bad grades.

Prosciutto: Pushes his children to be efficient, places too much emphasis on doing things properly, and can be very intimidating. Thankfully, he's also extremely supportive and motivational, and not unreasonable. Involves his children in hunting bullies for sport.

Pesci: There's a lot of trial and error as he keeps tone switching in the hopes of hitting the right one and sends mixed signals too often. In return, he is his children's biggest fan, and does his best to involve himself in their interests, even when he feels out of his element.

Ghiaccio: Often impatient and loud, can't read his children's tones well and sometimes misinterprets, and gets too worked up about the smallest things. However, he knows how to apologize, takes great pride in what his children do, and teaches them self-defense.

Melone: He can't involve himself too much with his children due to illness so he tends to hover on the phone, and his advice can be hit or miss, but he encourages self-expression, is lax about curfews, and his children can safely approach him with any kind of question.

Illuso: Torn between wanting to give his children the space and privacy he never had and being a nosy snoop who can't resist a locked diary, even if he'll go mad being unable to talk about it. Very understanding about quirks and personal possessions in general.

Sorbet: Somewhat distant, more out of respect for personal space and privacy than anything, and cannot feign interest and enthusiasm to save his life. Balances this by working hard so that his children have the means to do what they want, even if he doesn't get it.

Gelato: Entirely too doting and lenient, thinks bratty or naughty children are hilarious, and doesn't give a damn about privacy or personal space. Still, he can switch gears in the blink of an eye and swoop in to save, protect, lecture, or have a serious talk as needed.

golden wind is forever…

JJBA Part 5 spoilers if you haven't finished it

I was thinking about JJBA and I have a few thoughts.

Why didn't the group realize that Diavolo was going to kill Trish? I think it was clear that he was from the beginning, he has dedicated so much time in erasing his tracks and remaining anonymous. So if he had a child, not only he could be tracked down easier but he would have to hide them too and it would be so much more difficult considering that she wasn't hidden much since if she went most of her life with her face out, which makes her face easier to recognize. This also could've prevented the death of most if not all La Squadra members, if they both realized that Diavolo was going to kill Trish from the beginning they could've teamed up against him.