Au Where Passione Was Actually Put To Work In That Restaurant

au where passione was actually put to work in that restaurant…

+ plus a ref from my real beautiful life <3

What do u think la squadra TT accounts woukd look like?

Hmm…TT… tik tok? Ahaha (●´ω｀●)ゞ I don’t actually really use tik tok but! I watch plenty of compilations so that makes me an expert, yeah?

いくぞ！

📱La Squadra Tik Tok Accounts📱

Risotto - @fade.to.nero

He solely posts/engages with metal head tik tok

His tik toks consist of Metallica concert fancams/edits, giving song and band recommendations, reviewing albums! Occasionally he will duet some of the other Squadra member’s tik toks because he’ll be in the background. Usually he doesn’t show his full face, most of the time he’s in the video it’s just the top of his head and his eyes.

Formaggio -@professionalshortking

Posts somewhat frequently, normal format is just him recording around his house/lying in bed

Mostly just follows whoever he thinks is funny

He just posts whatever comes to mind so 80% of his tik toks are him rambling about stupid ideas that came to mind and lots of corny jokes. Other 20% are vids of his cat

Ghiaccio - @violently.skates

He just sets his phone up in his car, hits record, and RANTS HIS FUCKING LUNGS OUT

He will go off at any hater that leaves a comment either in the comment section or a video in response

sneakertok enthusiast

Melone - @dimoltoaquarius

Posts mostly astrology related content but will also post genuinely informative content to combat science-related misinformation

He’ll stitch other people’s videos to offer relationship advice

Always comments on the other squadra members’ vids

His FYP probably has a lot of thirst traps tbh 😭

Illuso - @healthy.hydrated.hidinginurwalls

Records himself in front of the mirror (thinking of like…the Jordan Howlett set up) and drops the latest drama whether it be celebrity news or his chaotic co-workers

His favourite videos to watch are the insane confessions

Prosciutto - your_fratellomaggiore

He offers advice and guides regarding things like building confidence, proper etiquette, and style.

He doesn’t actually care much for most of the content on tik tok

Aside from the occasional run through of what’s trending, he really only interacts with/follows Pesci.

He used to follow Risotto but ended up blocking him after he said The Rolling Stones were better than Grateful Dead (Abbacchio told Risotto he had to pick his bf’s favourite band if he didn’t want Abbacchio to expose him for unironically liking Weezer #justiceforrisotto 😔)

Pesci - @beach.boys63805592

Has zero awareness of the algorithm so he gets no engagement

Rarely posts and when he does it’s just personal stuff

Prosciutto always watches/comments on every video

Sorbet + Gelato - @sor.gelaxx

Sorbet doesn’t care about tik tok, the account is basically Gelato’s

They post shit like Gelato getting into fights at clubs, doing those street interviews, and bullying creators that they hate.

Gelato also does those couple tik tok pranks/trends much to Sorbet’s chagrin

Their likes are equally as insane and fucked up as they are

today I present you this. tomorrow? who knows…

based an idea i had from my tweets. in my heart if bruno was there for mistas meat talk this is how it’d go down

said tweet under cut

Even in death, he served cunt. Rip my king

how vs. grateful dead should’ve gone