Ok Why The Fuck Was It So Exceedingly Easy To Get The Tesseract Though Like It Wasnt Even In A Puzzle

ok why the fuck was it so exceedingly easy to get the tesseract though like it wasn’t even in a puzzle box or anything it was just behind a button??? ​they said dw we have a foolproof defense system and the defense system was literally a glass fake and an extremely obvious secret box

⭐️You will take Spock with a tail from my COLD DEAD HANDS⭐️

Wade is terribly annoying with nicknames. He turns Vanessa's three syllable name into "Ness" as if she's a Scottish sea monster. When he finds out that Logan used to be a lumberjack, he just becomes Log

sometimes i forget that most people haven’t spent years of their life thinking deeply about the complexities of steve’s character and then i hear someone say ‘yeah i don’t like captain america he’s just another boring american macho man’ i have to physically hold back from vibrating at high speeds and going on a three hour rant about it

Logan's drunken monologue after realising how hard he's fallen for Wade and there's no way but to surrender and let the power of love guide him

There are two little boys outside my apartment building playing Captain America and Winter Soldier, and – I’m not even IN MCU fandom, but this seems very accurate – they are just taking turns carrying each other to an imaginary safe-zone, bridal style.