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i’m really bad at talking about things but i have not been doing so great lately
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
Trigger warning: Breakfast
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
Made a banana slug for maja
b4 i knew how to do ladder stitch
tannery wishes/ i wish i hadn't purposely left my poem in the car
I wish I knwe where my hairbrush was and that I didn't have coughing fits that make pee a little bit I wish my mind would catch up to the present and obsess less about melting chocolate over peanut butter over bananas, or spent contemplating if i will meet death or my next lay first I wish I didn't feel so okay with spending my time stuck up josh's ass it doesn't work to find yourself through anyone else i wish i had less dads to compare men to i wish i didn't pathologically touch my ear lobes whenever i feel tired, anxious, hungry, horny, bored, contemplative, sad i wish my ears would heal faster i wish guys didn't have to be so sensitve in their testicles all the time but that's probably for the best considering what i do to ears
so get the hell outta my bed
about to gradute college
am very disenchanted with humans
especially on the weekends
whenever
a friend leaves their citrus peels in my car
i have to do all the dishes cuz he's too afraid to touch the sponge
the same sponge that cleaned the dishes
he ate off of
and whenever
ANYONE (even frail mousey granmas)
persistently touches my butt
belly is beautiful
belly needs respect