About To Gradute College

about to gradute college

am very disenchanted with humans

especially on the weekends

whenever

a friend leaves their citrus peels in my car

i have to do all the dishes cuz he's too afraid to touch the sponge

              the same sponge that cleaned the dishes

                          he ate off of

and whenever

ANYONE  (even frail mousey granmas)

persistently touches my butt

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

Trigger warning: Breakfast

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.