Im Not Sure If Theres A God But There Is A Devil,

I’m not sure if there’s a god but there is a devil,

And he’s the one who made ants.

I got up two hours early so I’ll take however long I god damn please

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I can’t believe that I just spent $9 on a bag of chips and a cup of almond milk

You didn’t have to call me out like that…

Couldn't sleep today

Who is salt and why is it illegal to aggravate them

Bears!? What bears?

shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?