Im Gonna Be A Butler One Day (duh) And My Mom Is Very Against This For Some Reason. I Genuinely Believe

I’m gonna be a butler one day (duh) and my mom is very against this for some reason. I genuinely believe that she would rather I tell her that I’m going to become a serial killer and terrorize puppies for the rest of my life rather than slay in a suit, act pompous, and sass rich people for the rest of my life. Like such a weird hill to die on. Maybe stop projecting your dreams of re-enacting Gilmore girls and actually support your child’s dreams Tiffany.

I’d kill someone for a Sierra Mist

I just had the best chicken and gnocchi soup ever!!!!! I literally love my coworker! She’s my favorite!

Are you old, or are you sending your best friend reviews of mops old

The most correct thing I’ve seen today

Paolo Sebastian “Passage of Spring”

I would choke you to death with my bare hands, if it were not even the thought of touching you revolting in every manner.