Saying Wow My Voice Is Terrible. To An Empty Room So That The Ghost Haunting Me Doesnt Think I Actually

Saying “wow my voice is terrible.” To an ‘empty’ room so that the ghost haunting me doesn’t think I actually believe I sound good.

Somehow Spotify has started recommending German showtunes. I never asked for it, but I’m kinda digging them.

Shut up trapezoid

But only if you’re willing to ignore social pretexts and cuddle.

Her seat got taken by our little dog so she decided to sit on me instead. Jerk.

I just remembered it again. I’m still bitter.

Today is the 4 year anniversary of the time my dog ate my sandwich.