My Deltarune Ship Dynamics

My deltarune ship dynamics

Krusie= if Dan and Aaron from game grumps were actually gay together

Kriselle= hades and persephone or

Noelle: see that weirdo over there.

Kris:(stuffing they're face with moss)

Noelle: thats my weirdo❣😊 and you can't have them!😠

Suselle= ore monogatari but with lesbians

Spamvil= the gay uncles or

Spamton: I should of (jrop payload) you in the (jrop off point) were I (found) you.😡

Jevil: but you didn't DIDN'T.

Krerdly= gaymers, also

Kris: berdly is not an incel, because when Noelle and Susie rejected him he didn't complain or get angry. Also he at least uses my pronouns!

Berdly haters and People who say kris is male/female:😰😬😦💀☠

Kratti (kris x catti)= goth couple, on they're first date they have a ritual to summone a demon....gaster shows up.

Krusielle= Noelle: hi, 😊I'm Noelle and this is my wife Susie.💜

Susie: sup.

Noelle: 😚and this is our partner kris.💛💚

Kris:✌

Cheering up kris!!!

Kris:(sitting on a couch)😑😔

Susie:(walks in, sees kris) Hey kris WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE ALL SAD LIKE THAT!👿

Kris: nah, I've just been a little down lately.😒

Susie:(plops down on couch, leans closer to Kris) Whats wrong?👁👁

Kris: I just feel like my presence is unnecessary.

Susie: WHAT!!!!

Kris: 0_0!!!

Susie:(grabs them by the waist & pulls them in a hug from behind) how dare you shittalk yourself, do I have to squeeze it out of you!!!

Kris:. . .ok Susie You can stop now I'm fine.

Susie: 😡 No!

Kris:😦🙁😕😒😞😔

Susie: Kris listen, I know you have those days where you feel shitty, like things are out off your control, and you can't help but blame yourself. But you shouldn't let that get to you, you're not a burden on your family or everyoneelse for that matter, ESPECIALLY ME, so always remember their are people that care about you. Besides who the hell am I gonna hangout with and do dumb shit with!!(she bonks them on the head😋)

Kris: hehe hahaha ha 😆 hehe he h..he..h.o..ok, I get it, sigh thank you Susie.

Susie:(pulls them closer) your my best friend Kris, never forget that.

Kris:☺ your my best friend too Susie.

Susie and Kris:. . . . . . . .

Kris: I do feel better know, you can let go now.

Susie:hmm. . . .no.😈

Kris:😐🤨😒😏 ok.

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Johnny: Hey Peter, you ever thought of getting a cat?

Peter sitting on a couch: I already have a cat. (pans to Felicia bitting peters hand while laying next to him)

Felicia: mmMeow!!

Johnny:😐....you serious?

Peter: what?

Johnny:🤨😑moon knight can you believe thi....

Moon knight:(on a lounge chair with tigera sleeping on his lap) 🤫 shush she's napping.

Johnny:😦😤😠

Moon knight:😶🤨

Johnny:You got to be joking!?

Tigra:(jolts awake🤯) mmMEOW!!!(jumps of and runs away)

Moon knight:😨😰😱NO greer come back!

Moon knight:🤬DAMME IT Johnny look what you did!(runs after tigra)

Peter: What the hell Johnny!😠

Felicia: Not cool man.

Johnny:😡You know what screw this I'm going home!(opens window)

Johnny:flame on!(sets a blaze and flys away)

Peter and Felicia:......

Felicia: The hell's his problem?