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I managed to complete legal documents stuff AND make appointments by myself as someone freshly 18 WITHOUT HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

The narrative tried to doom the elric siblings but edward said "no the fuck you're NOT-", played mind games with fucking GOD and got his lil bro back

Sometimes the most interesting part of a fanfic is the author's notes

Like what do you mean you are a fully licensed doctor working in peds AND writing angsty fics about a video game character?????

Homie you ve gotten orphaned and adopted in the span of a month why are you apologizing for posting a chapter late????? My man you should be in therapy not on ao3

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Sorry for the wait i got married last week ^v^ " YOU SHOULD BE ENJOYING YOUR HONEYMOON WHAT????

Woah jesus i didnt know we d be discussing how to avoid commiting unalive in the author's notes

And im not even kidding every one of these originate from real fanfics ive read

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

These colors

I am officially the president of the 03 hohenheim hate club

I could go on and on about the different interpretations of van hohenheim.

like broho hohenheim? Love that weird dude, a touch of the tism, could have communicated a bit better with his wife and sons tho , wholeheartedly ready to sacrifice himself to bring his son back, tried to secure a safe future for his children and die with his wife as a human, all in all a self depricating victim of an evil fucker that wanted immortality

On the other hand, 03 hohenheim is the evil fucker that wanted immortality. Fucked around and found out. Played stupid games and won stupid prizes. Ooooh the body jumping tactic doesnt work anymore? Skill issue. Homie abandoned his son in the middle of the attacks in London. The one good thing he did was die to open the gate to amestris.

shitposting on main again (roy mustang edition + ling yao that I forgot to add in the last post)

watched a video essay abt arakawa and drew this 😋

lesbian goes apeshit to bring girlfriend back from the dead. the wedding is still on.

Assuming the Edward from the other side of the gate was born and raised in England means the kid has a British accent

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

I'll tell you later where these 🦐 pajamas are from:D

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Ed referring to his father as Hohenheim is kind of hilarious. That's ostensibly his surname. Imagine being so mad at your dad that you not only decide to address them by their name, but by their surname specifically. Though it would be equally funny if they met and the first word out of Ed's mouth was an incredibly contemptuous "Van."

Ed is such a big brother:)

This is them

Aaaaaaand post

Me when im stressed, 2 coffees in, one cig left and the lighter refuses to work out of the sudden

Golden time lover has a special place in my heart (i have listened to this song every morning on my way to highschool for 2 months straight)

Me at the gate after my homie said "no balls"

(Truth is going to give me top surgery whether it likes it or not)

Ling yao is the type of bitch to greet you with hoiiiiiii \ (>w<) /

Let me yap about the fullmetal alchemist 03 vs broho design choices:

Ed and al look almost identical (especially in the manga). Having both golden eyes and hair, they are the last reminder of xerxes. Does it break my heart that the xerxian heritage subplot wasn't present in the 03 version? Yes.

Also the fact that alphonse ends up taller than ed is hilarious

Another fun observation is that while ed resembles his father even in 03, alphonse looks more like their mother. He has darker hair, trisha's eyeshape and almost green eyes. Just imagine the frustration ed feels knowing he looks more like their father.

I am also wondering why the fuck ed had yellow eyes in 03 (might be a main character thing).