Also Literally Fucked A Man So Hard Yesterday That Today I Found Pieces Of My Bed On The Floor

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

oh my god this New Yorker article about the Titan holy fucking shit fuck???

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

After years of seeing nothing but great tumblr posts and Elon pulling a Musk, I finally bit the bullet and made an acct, and I could not be happier

Not me remembering that the creators intentionally designed Link to be as ambiguously gender as possible, so this could very well be canon

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

I personally think it's funny how big companies think they can switch up their social media and get free marketing from it. Like, I love whoever runs the Opera GX account, and I think it's cool Opera let's them get away with as much as they do, but you wouldn't catch me dead touching a piece of software attached to a namesake known for massive data controversy, no matter how thin the rope is

Brands getting into the shitposting game has always rubbed me the wrong way. I don’t care how savage you think the green owl from the language app is, they aren’t even allowed to say fuck.