I Personally Think It's Funny How Big Companies Think They Can Switch Up Their Social Media And Get Free

I personally think it's funny how big companies think they can switch up their social media and get free marketing from it. Like, I love whoever runs the Opera GX account, and I think it's cool Opera let's them get away with as much as they do, but you wouldn't catch me dead touching a piece of software attached to a namesake known for massive data controversy, no matter how thin the rope is

Brands getting into the shitposting game has always rubbed me the wrong way. I don’t care how savage you think the green owl from the language app is, they aren’t even allowed to say fuck. 

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

Sometimes I wish I were in fantasy land, laughing it up with Dongledorbius the 22nd World Martial Mage Dragon Tamer (the 3rd) and doing all sorts of cool magic stuff.

Then I see things like this and think "wow, real life lore sure is neat".

I then proceed to continue partying with Dongledorbius in my mind palace for the rest of the afternoon.

Map of American National state foods

Not into any of this at all, but I saw the photo and everything above it and nothing else, and it just emanated such a powerful aura I had to repost

İ NEED SOME STREAMER!READER X CURRENT!NİKKİ HEADCANONS FROM YOU SO BAD :<< CAN YOU WRİTE SOME?

Streamer!Reader headcannons with current!Nikki

Some headcannons for a streamer!reader.

Warnings: just an age gap and a slight NSFW headcannon

Nikki first discovered you when a ton of his fans tagged him in a video of you saying how much you love the Crue while you were playing Minecraft

He had to silently thank his fans because god damn you were so beautiful

He may or may not have stalked you on all social platforms. He followed you under a burner account so that you wouldn’t know it was him.

You announced on TikTok that you were going to the stadium tour in Inglewood, and he made sure to hook you up with vip passes

You had a great time and the show and afterwards got to meet the band. And ever since then, you’ve been in a loving relationship with Nikki

Sure, the age gap was criticized but the two of you didn’t care

Sometimes when you’re streaming he’ll pop in to say hello and give you a kiss on the cheek while the chat goes wild everytime

He buys you all the games and DLC that you want

In return you teach him how to play said games which are always your funnest streams

And off camera you teach him to play games

He’s gotten pretty good at COD and likes to use it to get his frustrations out

However he is a rage quitter and does get angry if he looses

Which you have to calmly remind him that it’s just a game

He goes with you to conventions such as VidCon and twitch con. And comic con. He doesn’t understand it all but loves his cute nerdy girlfriend nonetheless

Nikki gets turned on by some of your cosplays and it always ends with sex when you cosplay at home

You’re best friends with Brittany because you are both online creators who are dating old as fuck rockstars and you love it

You blast motley all the time in your streams and around the house. Nikki complains about having to listen to his own music but never actually turns it off