You Forgot The Part Where He Meant To Go To The Dark Shadowy Corners Of The City But Happened To Take

you forgot the part where he meant to go to the dark shadowy corners of the city but happened to take the long detour through the exact opposite of his original destination and arrived at this situation on his own two feets

imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

I personally think it's funny how big companies think they can switch up their social media and get free marketing from it. Like, I love whoever runs the Opera GX account, and I think it's cool Opera let's them get away with as much as they do, but you wouldn't catch me dead touching a piece of software attached to a namesake known for massive data controversy, no matter how thin the rope is

Brands getting into the shitposting game has always rubbed me the wrong way. I don’t care how savage you think the green owl from the language app is, they aren’t even allowed to say fuck. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Tumblr.

oh so when a so-called "ARCHAEOLOGIST" goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled "MUSEUMS" it's all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-

Leaving this on my page to remind myself that when I eventually get around to make that duck shooting game (not like that silly, the other way around!), I should probably not spend hours on the frankly silly lore and just have fun with the game

if you’re part of the marketing team for a game studio I want you to hear me out: gameplay sells games, narratives don’t sell games. narratives sell movies