My Life Is A Slip N Slide Going Down A Mountain, And I Am A Hairless Cat Covered In Butter, Stationed

My life is a slip n slide going down a mountain, and I am a hairless cat covered in butter, stationed at the top

every day i wake up and watch my emotional support millennials play insanely intricate dnd campaigns for hours on end and i am not ashamed of that

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

How I simultaneously avoid and indulge in dumb internet drama.

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind