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Time to play my favorite game: is it a universal college thing to literally be hit on every single day of the school year or is one year on T just treating me really well ?

Speaking in several layers of irony and internet speak is all fun and games until you catch yourself saying “Welp!, im logging off for the night!, dattebayo sigmas” in the gc

“the first time I tried edibles I stared at a wall for hours” the first time I tried edibles I took 15 mg and went on r/BallBusting and started crying laughing at these men just getting. SOCKED in the nads

'I'm scared of my partner going through my phone bc of my "my eyes only" ' girl I have sonnets in my notes app that I wouldn't read aloud if they threatened to put me in the brazen bull

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

Shoot for the moon (passing) even if you miss you land among the stars (read as simultaneous butch/twink)

My life is a slip n slide going down a mountain, and I am a hairless cat covered in butter, stationed at the top

adaine, fig, and kristen would love boygenius

every day i wake up and watch my emotional support millennials play insanely intricate dnd campaigns for hours on end and i am not ashamed of that

You’ll never see more creative and hive mind fanart than of podcast blorbos. So widely different but so perfect each time

MAG 161 birthday tape my beloved

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse

the magnus archives :) !!

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

I dont know if someone's made this before but

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

yeah I mean I have t4t sex but other than that no I don’t practice religion

giving a transfemme such good head she starts seeing shrimp colors

How I simultaneously avoid and indulge in dumb internet drama.

me and the followers i pulled by saying nothing and sharing other peoples pretty images