*audible Gasp When I See This*

*audible gasp when I see this*🔥

this photo still does It for me

So many questions! Please throw me in a vat of ice water!! To Kim watch the skies! THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER...

Donnie Darko Director's Cut Premiere, 2004.

Yeah but he looks good in any color, to be fair lol

I said it once, and I'll say it again: grey is Jake Gyllenhaal's color; he looks so good in it.

Interesting! I think Lou is a Capricorn. What do you think Detective Loki’s zodiac sign is? :)

Oh Det. Loki is a Scorpio, no doubt. Deeply passionate, and he has that mystery about him. And don't piss him off. Lol

Cool conclusion. Lou is quite concerned with loyalty (to him!) And extremely passionate and vindictive. These are often listed as Scorpio traits.

What do you think Lou Bloom’s zodiac sign is?

hi!!! i'm assuming this is the same person who sent the detective loki question so i'll spare the i-know-nothing-about-zodiac monologue!!!

I googled it and this website suggests he is "an unhealthy" Scorpio. They also add this: "As a Scorpio zodiac sign, Louis Bloom is full of passion and embraces challenges in all areas of his life. This fire can be taken to the extreme though and he can become angry or hostile when he doesn’t get what he wants. People of the Scorpio zodiac sign can also be manipulative." Allure says this about Scorpios: "What makes this water sign unique is its distinctive venomous sting. Like their celestial animal representation, the scorpion, Scorpios lie in wait and strike when least expected. Life is a game of chess for these calculating water signs, who are constantly plotting several steps ahead in order to orchestrate an eventual checkmate." This article brings up the concept of venom often, which made me think of a trivia element mentioned on Lou's villain wiki page. It says: "During an interview, director Dan Gilroy said he views Lou's evilness as an 'infection' that spreads to every character Lou interacts with throughout the film. At the end of the movie, where Lou's company vans split up on different streets, Gilroy described the scene as 'the infection spreading through the veins of the city'."

i mean, based off that, i have to agree. i like to think that all the jake characters have a virgo placement somewhere so i can feel validated but we'll never know!

thank you for the ask! once again, i'm sorry that i'm the least knowledgeable person when it comes to astrology (and, well, almost everything). i'd be curious to know if other people who are well-versed in the zodiac signs would agree! i'd be especially curious to know what lou thinks about astrology!!! what i would give to have a conversation with jake's characters! (and more obviously, but shh details).

i also looked up, for funsies, a chart that categorizes american serial killers based off their zodiac signs. i know lou is not a serial killer but it's still some neat information. according to this page, cancer, pisces, sagittarius and scorpios count the most serial killers out of all the zodiac signs (but capricorn seems to be the sign associated with the killers with the most victims). i'm truly disappointed with virgos, i thought we'd rank higher! aren't we supposed to be analytical and methodical and practical and everything? i wouldn't know since i'm a virgo scam but like come on, these are useful characteristics. anyway, interesting.

Mmhmmm...