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If I like a post that has military shit in it, I swear on my cat's life it's because an actor I like is in the pics and gifs
i need that lesbian-looking man
listening to Jeff Buckley, hungover, after getting wine drunk and watching brokeback mountain with my friends. Is it possible for a hangover to be pleasant?
So I rewatched Far From Home yesterday and every time I saw Mysterio on screen, I couldn't stop myself from thinking about Jack Twist.
So yeah, this is what I'm doing instead of my bio work
Toujours beau
JAKE GYLLENHAAL 94th Annual Academy Awards March 27, 2022 — Los Angeles, California
Voldemort found in the wrong universe and in disguise
you’re telling me that SHIELD legit made Mysterio and Spider-Man work together to defeat villains invading the Earth but at the same time they’re using small hand-held guns to shoot down giants literally smashing buildings into pieces within seconds?
LOVE AND OTHERS DRUGS – matching icons
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── don’t clame as your own.
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still figuring out a way to mix digital and traditional art also i’m alive I’m just having my finals, so maybe not as alive as I would like to be
My favourite dark mystery / horror movies
The secret window (2004)
This Stephen King adaptation starring a brilliant Johnny Depp is a hugely underrated psychological thriller. You will be glued to your seat an constantly question what is true and what's not.
Identity (2003)
If you like unexpected twists and turns, this is the one for you: the film follows ten strangers in an isolated hotel, who are temporarily cut off from the rest of the world, and are mysteriously killed off one by one
Life (2017)
A crew of the International space station is looking for evidence of life on mars. What they don't know is, that they are about to discover something that will threaten their lives and the whole human existence.
10 cloverfield lane (2016)
After surviving an accident, Michelle wakes up to find herself in an underground bunker. A man who lives there tells her that a massive chemical attack has left the air unbreathable, and their only hope of survival is to remain inside. Over time Michelle seems to question what is true and what's not.
Sunshine (2007)
This one has to be one of the most underrated science fiction movies ever. The soundtrack and cinematography are breathtakingly gorgeous: Taking place in the year 2057, the story follows a group of astronauts on a dangerous mission to reignite the dying Sun.
Room 1408 (2007)
A highly underrated adaptation of Stephen King's works starring John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson: Ignoring the warnings of the hotel manager , a succesfull writer learns the meaning of real terror when he spends the night in a reputedly haunted room
Crimson peak (2015)
A great ghostly tale by the master of horror himself, Guillermo del Toro. Starring Tom Hiddleston, Jessica Chastain and Mia Wasikoswka this story is a great take on classic gothic Fiction. The set-design is phenomenal!
Most underrated movies of the last decade
1. Filth (2013)
One of the greatest movies of the last decade, maybe McAvoy's best performance ever: A tragic, funny, absolutely unapologetic movie about the downfall of a scottish police officer.
2. Swiss Army Man (2016)
I promise that you have never seen a movie like this before. It is absolutely strange, macabre and loaded with dark humor: a man stranded on a deserted island tries to keep his sanity by talking to a corpse (Daniel Radcliffe).
3. Rush (2013)
Rush is a 2013 biographical sports film centred on rivalry between two Formula One drivers, the British James Hunt and the Austrian Niki Lauda during the 1976 Formula 1 motor-racing season. One of the best Sport Dramas out there.
4. Mother! (2017)
I know some people dislike this movie but I think it is one of Aronosfky's masterpieces. A political, philosphical and brutal allegory of the destruction of our planet brilliantly acted by Jennifer Lawrence.
5. The Flowers of War (2011)
Watching this movie was one of the most eye-opening experiences for me: An American (Christian Bale) tries to protect a group of Chinese students and prostitutes from Japanese soldiers in 1937 Nanjing.
6. Sheperds and Butchers (2016)
A different kind of "true crime story": A lawyer takes on the murder case of a prison guard traumatized by the executions he took part in.
7. Slow West (2015)
The cinematography in this is beautiful: A bounty hunter keeps his true motive a secret from the naive Scottish teenager he's offered to serve as bodyguard and guide while the youth searches for his beloved in 1800s Colorado.
8. Enemy (2013)
This movie will mess with your head: A college Professor (Jake Gyllenhaal) discovers a man who looks and talks exactly like him. A strange tale of what is true and what is fictional begins to unravel.
9. La grande bellezza (2013)
This arthouse movie is for the ones who look for deep conversations, philosopical questions and the horrors and beauties of everyday life. A slow paced and hugely moving tale about modern italy.
10. The Lighthouse (2019)
Everything about this movie is top notch: the acting, the story, the visuals. A modern masterpiece that has the chance of becoming a classic: Two lighthouse keepers are stranded on an island as they slowly dive into insanity.
Wow they really told Jake Gyllenhaal to 'be himself' in John Mulaney and The Sack Lunch Bunch huh
I NEED A DONNIE DARKO LIKE RIGHT NOW
Can I just say ✨fucking underated ✨
Results for round 6 are in! And I can't lie, it was very obvious how two-sided this poll was. But anyway, time to talley:
Rankings, in order from 1-6:
Sousuke Aizen (Bleach)
Zuko (ATLA)
Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men)
Dutch van der Linde (Red Dead Redemption)
El Indio (A Few Dollars More)
Lou Bloom (Nightcrawler)
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The winner of this round, with a big ol' 37% of votes for him, is Sousuke Aizen from Bleach!
Good job buddy! (I hate you for turning this poll into a Zuko vs. you battle with your seductive twinkiness.)
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The loser, with a damaging 0.8% votes for him, is Lou Bloom!
Are you kidding me right now guys? Jake Gyllenhaal only had 1 vote this round?? JAKE GYLLENHAAL??! WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE'S EYES?!?!
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And my personal winner for this round is El Indio from A Few Dollars More, (although I love pretty much every character here. Except Aizen.)
And that's it, see y'all in the FINALE!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!!! 😁😁😁😁😁
Round 6!
SCREAMING CRYING DYING EVERYTHING
favorite duos (of all time and kind): dastan & tamina, prince of persia: sands of time. ↳ “we make our own destiny, princess. we’ll get it back.”