Okay I Need To Get This Out PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD When You Read A Book Series And Have Spoilers

Okay I need to get this out PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD when you read a book series and have spoilers mentioned for later books DO NOT mention the first book/books before the spoiler in the tags! I just wanted to see some cute fanart and posts about Ravi and Pip from a good girls guide to murder and someone spoiled the future books. (I’m not going to say what it was don’t worry). Someone could say “oh just don’t look up that book.” But people I just want to see stuff about that book not the whole series! So please don’t do this because this is me right now:

Yes I will be looking into this

Your cozy hobbit life awaits.

“Who can prevent all this from happening? The people. Public figures, journalists, musicians, actors, athletes, scientists, doctors, bloggers, stand-ups, Tiktokers, and more. Ordinary people. Ordinary, simple people. Men, women, old, young, fathers, and most importantly - mothers. I know that my speech will not be aired on Russian television. But the citizens of Russia have to see it. They need to know the truth.”

Why do people find Sauron attractive ;-;

Original post said does but give me a break it was late

the white hand of Saruman except stamped on both my ass cheeks

Thranduil with a forgetful Significant Other

- If his SO is forgetful Thranduil will try to help in any way he can

- He will always either leave a note for you in the morning if he is busy and cannot join you for breakfast or he himself will list off things you might have forgotten over breakfast.

- Other times he’ll hint at something you have forgotten in a conversation

- “Mellon nin Lord Elrond responded to our letter he is to arrive in a few weeks time.”

- This usually sparks your memory such as remembering to start working on trade treaties for when Lord Elrond arrives

- If you misplace something and can’t seem to remember where you put it he’ll have the maids find it and put it back ‘where you left it’ so you don’t feel bad

- If you get angry at yourself for being forgetful Thranduil will reassure you everyone forgets sometimes, if that’s not enough he’ll make his letters or comments a little more specific so you have a more put together schedule

- He also does his best to be discreet about the forgetfulness so that others in the castle don’t begin to spread rumors

- Lots of times he’ll also mention times he forgot things like when he was a young prince he misplaced his crown

- If you write lists on your arm he’ll understand the practicality behind us but still doesn’t like it, he doesn’t like how it marks your body and how much more irked you get if you forget something that was on the list on your arm

- All in all if nothing else works Thranduil will give you so much affection that often times you forget about your anger towards your forgetfulness

- “Do not fret Mellon nin, it must not have been worth remembering… Unlike me”

Not Gonna lie just made this because I’m forgetful and have been having trouble with forgetting.

Okay so me and my friend played Gartic Phone last night and it got WILD

This last one has spoilers for Good omens Season 2 so look at your own risk.

Also I’m Bilbo Baggins flipping off the camera