Calamity-on-crack - My Personal Shit Show

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

pov: Your English teacher doesn’t accept your assignment the first time because AI generated text was detected when you had a friend write it(she didn’t know that I had a friend write it). So then you write a poem yourself on google docs over your lunch hour and submit it, and she STILL claims its AI. So then you put your work into an AI content detector, and it comes out positive?????

what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

got to draw the iconic MW3 Gaz moment for a commission 🖤