Jeff Is The Only Malewife Because Hes Like Yeah My Wife Murdered Her Piece On The Side And Then Dismembered

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

Someone should kiss me and see if they can taste the cherry slush Alani I just drank. For science.

vanuary day 9! my wrist kinda aches today so just a mini van 🤏

Yes!! Yes this!! Pit girl was there so the pilot would be more interesting to pitch!!

hey yall do yall personally think mari is pit girl

honestly I don't think it really matters that much 🤔. think it was more like getting your attention then meant to speculate anything tbh. my money's on mari or gen. they're the only ones the hair could belong to that doesn't live i think. it's been a while since I've seen the clip though 🤷.

I am not in fact cool about it or strong enough to be your man.

I love Shauna's need for control. It's something that makes her so inherently relatable. But what's even better is that she knows she's not always in control. That she can't be. It's so raw and apparent throughout the entire show. Not telling Jackie about Brown. Control. Yet she wore the red dress. Out of control. Making Jackie sleep outside. Control. Jackie died. Out of control.

She's gripping onto this need for control. She's doesn't want to lose her mind. But she is anyway.