calliop3-demet3r - Calliope Demeter
Calliope Demeter

trying so hard to exist in a mad world

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Kidnapper: I Have Your Girlfriend.

Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend.

Lockwood: What? I don’t have a girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Lockwood: Oh my god, you have Lucy.

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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

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It's Taken 16 Months, 32 Chapters And Almost 190K Words, But It's FINALLY Done!
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It's taken 16 months, 32 chapters and almost 190K words, but it's FINALLY done!

'After the dissolution of the Fittes empire and the Orpheus Society, things should be calming down for Lockwood & Co. They've talked about it and it's simpler cases from now on. Lockwood and Lucy might finally be on the same page, George is emerging from his cocoon and life seems good. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, for a start, Skull has resurfaced...with a friend and some BIG news!

How will Lockwood cope with his sister hanging out with the ghost formerly known as the Skull-in-the-jar? And as the Lockwood & Co team grows in size, will they be able to handle Ezekiel - again?'

4 months ago
A fake tweet from user @bestdeputy, display name 'G', that reads "you walk into the kitchen and I'm wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together"
a fake tweet from user @carlyles, display name 'luce', that reads "fuck being nonchalant, i love being a chalant bitch. i have never been chill once in my life. even when i'm asleep i'm clenching my teeth."
a fake tweet from user @skullism, display name 'lockwood's competition', that reads "I rlly do not care abt ppl's morals like I would kick it with a murderer if he was funny"
a fake tweet from user @munros, display name '✼ Holly ✼', that reads "Why are men so self conscious about their height?
There are so many other flaws to focus on. For example: their lack of emotional intelligence"
a fake tweet from user @QFKipps, display name 'Quill F. Kipps', that reads 
"My five year plan: 
1. ??
2. ??
3. ??
4. ??
5. And then they'll all be sorry."
a fake tweet from user @ajlockwood, display name 'A. J. Lockwood', that reads "Need a relationship where we aren't dating but I'm devoted to you and you're devoted to me in your own way and we're in love but we're best friends but l'd die for you but we're". it's followed by a reply from the same user that reads "Wait, shit. How do you delete tweets again? This was meant for my priv", and another reply from user @QFKipps that reads "Everyone place your bets on which employee this is about"

scatters these in front of you all like birdseed