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Eating a sandwich without the filling falling out is an art form I've not yet mastered :(

I don't enjoy Nutella. For something so wet it is alarmingly dry, makes me feel like a dog that's been given peanut butter

Tomatoes aren't a flavour, they're a feeling

Bundgy jumping but instead theres two bunjy ropes instead of 1 and there're tied to ur hands/wrists. Now my idea needs a name... I'm stuck between puppet and crucifixion...

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

dont have polls so I'm becoming a dictator

Vote for who's in charge!

me🟦 2%

me🟦 1%

vanilla extract🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩97%

oh fuck oh god dammit

I loaf pretty photograph

My horse so greasy I ook like Charlie brown?

⛔K I'm looking for something very specific⛔

Its a doll I had as a child and it was a fairy? Maybe? she had blonde hair w pink highlights and a short lime and pink dress which might have been a shirt and I lost the skirt and,the most important thing, she had a necklace. Now if you pressed the lil pink flower pendant on the necklace she would sing a song, it was a melody no words, it was kinda like she was harmonising. Th the son song is stuck in my Head help HELP

I don't think she had wings but she might have originally and idk if her hair was curly but it ended up really poofy cause I got dirt in it

She ook like this ⬇️

For the low, low price of: walk! You can have: legs!

This year I will mold myself into the best version of myself with these simple steps :)

Step1: Become 100% water

Step2: Let the fish in.

They... is besties... I promise

Oh? I'm not allowed to draw cats with human ears? Who are you? The drawing king? Oh- oh you are? Oh I'm so sorry... no no I didn't mean to question your rules sorry... no I don't want to feel your wrath

I woke up this morning as a marketable plushie

You'll never guess what I did in the aquariums

The durability of my phone never ceases to amaz me. I dropped it three times a day and it's fine. It don't even have a case. Screen protector? No No never heard of it. Luck is my screen protector now.

🕯you will watch the bastard son and the devil himself, you will watch the bastard son and the devil himself, you will-🕯

Dreamling fanfics where Hob washes dreams hair uhh yes please I eat that up like its a ripe and inviting flower at the garden center

I'm so sorry this is all I was thinking of

Me: i haven't seen my cat in a while

Have this fairly bad photo of my cat. She's pumpkin

I'm off the walls bonkers, just an appsalootly wacky guy

It smells like up dog in here?

Sorry that's just my new candle

I give him an over cooked corn on the cob that I've incase in a wall of butter, at least 7 inches thick. I don't season it. I expect him to be appalled but he unhinges his jaw like some kinda snake human hybrid and devours it. Classic Gordon.

It's Show & Tell Time!

You've been tasked with making one dish to serve to Gordon Ramsay—what do you make?