I Had A Dream Where A Guy Was Trying To Eradicate All Sharks And I Was Chasing Him Down Like I Was A

I had a dream where a guy was trying to eradicate all sharks and I was chasing him down like I was a detective. When I finally caught him I asked him why, why kill shark :( ? to which he replied "sharks are against my religion" and then he got absolutely decked by this thresher shark, I mean, this thing sent him to the stratosphere in one swoop

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

dude your poem fucking bit me

Kurt teasing Logan while doing warm-ups just sounds so on brand for them

Franch braid, but you start with all your hair and slowly remove parts of it.

Rewatching dark Phoenix and all I can think about is Charles literally raising jean, like that's his kid 😭