Thinking About Harvey Stardew Valley And Being A Rural Country Doctor With A Caseload Like:

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

Literally thank u for characterizing Harvey the way you do it makes me feel so sane lmao. Like, all the love to those who draw/write Harvey all buff and hunky….. but that just isn’t him I’m sorry 😭. Nor is he going to pin you down and call you ‘princess’ I’m so sorry!!! Not to be cringe and outdated, but that man is so submissive and breedable to me!!!! though I know Cringefail will not be letting him live that life 😔 Like that is a man that needs to be pinned down I’m sorry

Crying laughing at the thought of Harvey pinning someone down holy shit he’s literally the mildest man alive 😭 I mean you either love him for the loser he is or date someone else idgi like my guy's got a plane collection and y'all be making him pin people against walls? lol be so fr

i think that the premise of him being such a TAME pathetic loser is exactly what makes him so fun to write as a character like.. what pushes his buttons? what gets him to raise his voice? how does he learn to finally go after the things he wants instead of passively waiting around pretending to be happy about his life when he's clearly unfulfilled? so yeah.... this is my justification for writing a sub/sub dynamic

We’ve finally got married and it made me stupidly happy

….. . . so I’m sorry to do this to you, but what if I wrote a fic on this. . . . .;;;;;

TO BE FAIR…. cringefail pegging Harvey doesn’t mean she’d have to be, like, Dommy McDommington.

you are absolutely right but at this point of the story (and I’m including parts I’m working on rn) i can only imagine her AT BEST laying down on her back covering her face for the whole time and crying immediately afterwards bc she’s overwhelmed

I felt overall sloppy about this but it makes a great pfp 👍

harvey when he sees his wife (me) sorry guys