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no bc harvey's whole thing is that he's boring but faithful etc etc tf you mean "boring" i couldn't agree less like i want to fucking study him!!!!!!!! he wanted to be a pilot but he couldn't. alright what's his plan B??? to become a doctor. nice so he goes through med school and all as a PLAN B. that's. really fucking hard but okay. you'd think his thought process would be "well, i'm not gonna fulfill my dream but i'll become a doctor so at least i'll make bank" but NO he moves to the middle of fucking nowhere, population 1, and struggles to make ends meet. cool so what does he fucking do in his free time. he tries to contact pilots w his radio like the fucking masochist he is!!! what's wrong with him!!! does he really dislike cookies and pancakes or is that self-flagellation as well?!? does he even say he dislikes them?? no he says "are you sure this is healthy" iT'S FUCKING BREAD HARVEY HOW DEEP DOES YOUR SELF-HATRED GO

Literally thank u for characterizing Harvey the way you do it makes me feel so sane lmao. Like, all the love to those who draw/write Harvey all buff and hunky….. but that just isn’t him I’m sorry 😭. Nor is he going to pin you down and call you ‘princess’ I’m so sorry!!! Not to be cringe and outdated, but that man is so submissive and breedable to me!!!! though I know Cringefail will not be letting him live that life 😔 Like that is a man that needs to be pinned down I’m sorry

Crying laughing at the thought of Harvey pinning someone down holy shit he’s literally the mildest man alive 😭 I mean you either love him for the loser he is or date someone else idgi like my guy's got a plane collection and y'all be making him pin people against walls? lol be so fr

i think that the premise of him being such a TAME pathetic loser is exactly what makes him so fun to write as a character like.. what pushes his buttons? what gets him to raise his voice? how does he learn to finally go after the things he wants instead of passively waiting around pretending to be happy about his life when he's clearly unfulfilled? so yeah.... this is my justification for writing a sub/sub dynamic

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

thinking about it i think none of the bachelors are tops

RIGHT?!?!?! the beginning is what got me so bad too, it’s just so gut wrenchingly full of love and…. low key self loathing. It HURTSSS harvey can never listen to this song or he’d spiral IM spiraling

had a revelation and ran here. “two” by sleeping at last for harvey 😭😭😭. he’s just a lover boy im hurting myself critically

i wish I could show you the face i made i literally gasped and slapped my hand on my mouth

I’m gonna throw up

harvey ginger island getting shit wrecked from behind in that one cave (someone needs to peg this man)

READ THIS HARVEY X CRINGEFAIL FARMER FIC IF YOU WANNA READ ABOUT THAT

begging pleading on my knees for this fandom to stop drawing harvey as a built gigachad twenty year old. pls that man goes to fitness classes and collects planes. he is one of the oldest bachelors. he probably goes to bed with a cookie and a candle (no milk pls hes lactose intolerant) and goes honk mimimi. let him be a scruffy wet cat loser. sdv fandom please.

you argue about whether he’s a dom or a sub, I envision sex scenarios that involve him and that allow me to analyze and dissect the intricacies of his mind and the depths of his self hatred. we are not the same

harvey when I catch you! when I catch you! (I’m going to kiss him on the forehead.)

i'm only here to spread my harvey agenda and then go

Sooooo, on a scale of 1 to 10, what is Harvey's skill level in the bedroom? And miss cringefails?

PFFIKSFFF

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alright real talk. i mean. i'm a yapper i can't do scales of 1 to 10. i don't think either of them is a sex god or has had many partners lol they're both very shy and awkward, they're both anxious and over-thinkers so. yeah. i mean. i will grant harvey that he probably knows how to eat p and does it well that's just his vibe. that's just how men like him are. i guess everyone agrees on this for some reason. stay tuned patreon members

i mean do you like a lover who melts at your touch, crumbles into a stuttery mess, is red in the face the whole time but also extremely tender? maybe even cries a little bit after? then they're a 10! do you want someone who takes the lead and kinda bosses you around? they're -1000

harvey’s one and only kink is being loved. Tenderly.

If you make Harvey buff/skinny I am in your walls give him tummy or give me death

btw fool's gold made me more insane about harvey than i was before (which is saying something because i was definitely Not Normal about him)

it's like... you. you get it. you understand this man and his self hatred perfectly. grabbing you and shaking you. you got it.

all this to say i really liked it, keep it up :D

to be honest I somehow made myself more insane too writing fool’s gold as well bc???? this man can fit SO much depression inside him!!! he’s so ashamed of who he is and is quiet about it to the best of his ability. it’s free real estate for any writer fr.

you!!!! shaking your shoulders too we shall be platonically married in three days and have a cool mystical forest wedding /j. truly I can’t emphasize how much asks like this mean to me!!!! Getting Harvey’s character right is so, so, vitally important to me and it means the world to know I capture him even a little accurately!!!!

thank you so much <333!!!

all I really want in life is for Harvey to sit back, relax, and blush furiously while he’s Tended to like… babygirl don’t even worry about it. at all.

Does anyone else come across someone portraying Harvey as confident and just be like… that’s not my doctor?

He is a ball of crippling anxiety in everything but the workplace (and even then he’s still anxious) and I think people who believe he’s socially confident fundamentally misunderstand him as a character?

Would he say pick up lines? Yes, but they’re either corny as hell or heavily ambiguous and the corny ones only ever occur when you’re dating. An example of the ambiguous one would be his famous ‘come to me if you ever need a confidential check-up’. Like, you know he’s saying that with sweat running down his face as red as a tomato and he immediately turns around and leaves upon saying it

No offence to the writers out there write however you want, but he is fundamentally an anxious man.

I have a prey drive and harvey would trigger it.